Then there’s Chris Rock’s famous joke about living in a neighbourhood with only three other African Americans —...

>Then there’s Chris Rock’s famous joke about living in a neighbourhood with only three other African Americans — all world-famous entertainers: Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. But his next-door neighbour? A white dentist.

>“He ain’t the best dentist in the world . . . he ain’t going to the Dental Hall of Fame . . . he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist,” Rock said. “See, the black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to!”

Damn... puts things in to perspective!

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Why don't black people just become dentists then?

Only a nigger could be in that situation and not realize maybe blacks should try and be dentists instead of entertainers.

your post is literally unreadable

i am still struggling to understand what you are trying to communicate

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It's really hard to finance bling, fat rides with spinna's dog, frequent Hennessy fueled rap video want to be parties, child support for nine kids to five different moms, and a house in an affluent neighborhood. The dentist is only financing the house.

I never understood why famous black people don't just live in their own neighborhood instead of living with these white folks where their children learn to act like affluent hipster assholes.

That would require education...

That being said, my grandpa is a black dentist (I'm 1/4 black). He worked his ass off, went to all black schools for undergrad and grad and opened his own practice while teaching. He fucking hates uneducated nigs (calls them nigs) because they make all blacks look bad.

chris rock is a coon. makes a bunch of money and hightails it to a wealthy white neighborhood and then complains about living around whites. this is pretty old so i wonder what has changed since then.

also this just highlights most black americans obsession with white people; it's in their blood

>implying I'd go to a black dentist

>he ain’t going to the Dental Hall of Fame . . . he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist
Peering into the mind of a nigger is always amusing

I bet the whole place erupted with cackling nigger laughter.

Conversely. I wouldn't want those 3 porch monkeys in my neighborhood at all. Fuck niggers. Success doesn't make you white.

It's more about being able to live in an exclusive area.
Sup Forums has a lot of nerve to say that we're obsessed with white people. How many nigger hate threads do we have a day??

/thread
This stupid shit has been posted here many times.

Pic related. Go fuck yourself OP

damn really makes me think... it's like keeping people alive and healthy is more desired than entertainment and race baiting.

The problem with blacks is that they always want to go into industry where it is a matter of fact that 99.9% of people won't make it there. Ask any high school black what they want to do, they'll say they want to be in the NBA or a rapper or some shit most of the time, both of which to be good enough to be in the NBA or a famous rapper is rare. There is nothing wrong with having dreams to be these things, but for blacks, because they can't get that, they settle for working at KFC for min wage rather than trying more complex trade.

it's a white area you dumb nigger

is this guy retarded? does he think your money is worth less if you're black? does he think black people can't be dentists?

Ever heard of a famous black architect?

It's weird how they say they built the pyramids but they can't build a nice looking house to save their life.

Who'd want to have black teeth?

>“See, the black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to!”
That dentist went to a fuckload more school than you did, you fucking clown.

>Sup Forums has a lot of nerve to say that we're obsessed with white people. How many nigger hate threads do we have a day??

Probably none, since your post seems to imply that you're a nigger.

Idiot.

If it was that easy, maybe we wouldn't have as many people doing porn. And nobody is going to want to have a black doctor this day and age.

I am an independently wealthy Black industrialist. I own a relatively modest home in an upscale suburb. I am one of maybe just a few black people living here, most of whom are Arab.

I moved here so my kids could go to a nice, private school. The neighborhood is peaceful and quiet and people mostly keep to themselves.

What's interesting is that my neighbors understand that it's just a nice place to live if you want to be away from the fray of city life. And it sits among some gorgeous American countryside.

They don't see me as an outsider: Just someone who, like them, wants to live in comfort and not cause or deal with any trouble. I haven't once been accused of "wanting to be white". It's more like, "wanting to be comfortable".

Also, I don't know about Chris, but where I live, you have to pay membership dues.

Just my $0.02 cents.

>the house and a Lexus
Sorry, I forgot that last part. I have never met a Dentist whose wife wasn't driving a Lexus. I think that's how they keep them from breaking down and losing it after explaining for the thousandth time that her husband is a dentist, not a physician when he insists on being referred to as doctor in public.

>Christ Rock talking shit about people who make his career possible

He thinks black people can't be dentists.

He can live around here his brothers but chooses to live in the white neghiborhood

Might I add; it's not easy to afford where I live. It's not so much exclusive. Just, you get what you pay for.

> And nobody is going to want to have a black doctor this day and age.
You've been brought up to think the average person is WAY more racist than they actually are, so you don't even try to succeed because you're convinced success will be denied you purely on the basis of your skin.

Fucking lurk around here until you see a thread posted by a black man struggling to get ahead in life through hard work and education. Nothing but praise and well-wishing every time. They happen once a week or so.

>You've been brought up to think the average person is WAY more racist than they actually are

Everyone cares about the race of their doctor. Don't be obtuse.

An example.

...is reddit.

Wew, it's almost like we shouldn't expect niggers to help out their people, even when they could make a positive impact on those communities, and instead of fixing up their ghettos they want to reap the fruits of the white man's labour and schooling.

Go back to the hood, and do something, fucking nigger.

You're crazy. No one cares about the race of their doctor, they just want to get whatever they're going to the doctor for fucking fixed.

No, white people prefer white doctors, and poo in loos prefer poo in loos.
That's why poo in loo doctors are placed in a population that has a good sized poo in loo area.

The same shitty nigger logic he uses exposes the reason why there are so few rich niggers that aren't rappers, athletes or clowns like him.

Or maybe people just choose to practice close to where they grew up?

dental skoo b raycoios

As someone in the dental industry, if a dentist really did live next to those black "all-stars," he would have to be a top tier dentist. He would need to own many practices and have many other dentists under his wing. He wouldn't be a general dentist, he'd need to be an oral surgeon or some other specialized surgeon. And he'd likely have many other businesses and investments.

My boss is a pretty big dentist that does all that stuff above in and he lives in a modest ~1 million house in California.

How big is your cock?

>They found that 22% of blacks, 34% of Hispanics, and 13% of whites preferred a same race/ethnicity primary care provider. But 65% of blacks, 47% of Hispanics, and 76% of whites didn't care.

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Be the dentist all those big entertainers go to......

You can take or leave entertainment. Playing monopoly is entertainment. But if you have toothache you need a dentist. Entertainers take themselves too seriously, it will all be cgi in a few years anyway.

About 18 inches and covered in feathers.

The real question is how many black people are out there trying to become dentists? Seems like it might be objectively easier to get into dental school than to get a record company to give a shit about your mixtape.

That would require doing good at school, and that ain't nigga shit, that's for uncle toms and whitey

the dentist who puts shiny things on nigger teeth, dr grillmaster.

>get referred to nigger dentist
>for wisdom teeth removal
>he takes a look inside my mouth
>tells me how the procedure is going to go
>asks me if i have any questions
>one of my wisdom teeth is impacted meaning it is coming in sideways
>i ask him about my one impacted wisdom tooth
>i ask him if it's going to make the procedure more difficult
>he takes a very stern tone with me
>"THIS IS MY JOB"
>"I DO THIS ALL THE TIME"
>"NOTHING IS DIFFICULT FOR ME"
>ok
>ok
>ok, i was just asking
>went to different guy to get my wisdom teeth taken out

looking back on it he probably botches a lot of procedures and he probably gets a read from his patients that his patients think he fucked up cause he's an incompetent nigger. at the time though it was just an innocent question and in no way meant as a dig on his competency. i was totally prepared to let the dude pluck my teeth out but his defensiveness set off alarm bells.