>Trump goes in front of CIA >Has paid staffers laugh/cheer for him >Expects people to believe that it was actual CIA people cheering for him
>Tells the CIA that the media lied about the numbers at his inauguration >Says that the crowd was full all the way back to the Washington memorial >7 hour timelapse (which goes up until when people start leaving) shows otherwise, despite whatever some /poll/ anons try to prove with wide angle shots from the front
I mean, let's be honest here guys... we've now got the easiest to troll president in the history of the US. He's obsessed with his image, and is super thin skinned.
Why troll a few SJWs, when you can fuck with a President so hard that it gets into the history books? His skin is so thin it's pathetic.
A couple of years of insults and he'll probably explode
I don't care much about that actual numbers. It's just an example of how desperately he fights to make himself look big, and how easy it is to provoke him into making a fool of himself
Parker Sanchez
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Andrew Martin
Not what the thread is about, dumbass.
Nice automated damage control without reading
Blake Green
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Nicholas Perez
Sup Forums on damage control on their own board
Its all coming crumbling down Literally a retard fighting high angle video with low angle pictures
Lincoln Thompson
>be boy scout >go to west point >be army intel >get law degree from Harvard >join CIA >learn 7 languages >become case officer >become regional director >8 tours of hot zones >catch bad guys and bust secrets all day >have to come in on saturday >this fuckin retard walks in
Xavier Roberts
You do realize that both of the font sections can be full in both speeches but there can still be lots of empty space back further, right? Does that make sense? Are you stupid?
Luke Murphy
>responds to actual video showing the size of the crowd at all times >posts a close up shot from a lower front angle, where you can still see the white tarp in the first mall section on the ground
Nice
Anyway, seriously though.
Any rumor we make up, if it gets big enough... he's guaranteed to respond to it. The man literally sent circled photos of his hands to a guy for years after the man claimed he had small hands.
The internet got him to go on TV and do a press conference about golden showers
The sky is the limit.
Nicholas Young
You know, at first I thought your shitty attention-whore baitposting really doesn't deserve an address.
But if Trump is gonna get rep BTFO'ing you and your weak bitchboy accusations, that's actually fine by me.
It's even better when the media jumps on every lie you cook up and gets discredited along with the complete and utter waste of space, such as yourself.
:^)
Julian Long
Trump is the one who suffers though, that's my point!
He can't help but respond to everything! He's the ultimate trolling target. I mean... imagine having the ability to make fun of someone famous... and that person always gives you a rise... and then tries to prove you wrong on national TV.
He's the ultimate target. This is the ultimate kek.
William Davis
>From the DSM
- Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
-Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
-Exaggerating your achievements and talents
-Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
-Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
-Requiring constant admiration
-Having a sense of entitlement
-Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
-Taking advantage of others to get what you want
-Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
-Being envious of others and believing others envy you Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner
Gavin Parker
> trump suffers
What, by getting easy shit to discredit for free points with the populace?
Oh yeah, he's suffering lmao
Keep up the good work, trollmaster69
Jackson Jackson
It's impressive how someone on Sup Forums can completely miss the point on how memes work.
Good job! Gold star for participation!
Brody Evans
>Why troll a few SJWs, when you can fuck with a President so hard that it gets into the history books? His skin is so thin it's pathetic.
yeah we already been doing that, next we'll make him stop paying for aids meds or something
Anthony Adams
If we lose funding for AIDS and cancer treatment, all of Sup Forums will be overrun though
Isaiah Sanders
And nothing of value will be lost.
John Morgan
BLUNDER of the century!
James Fisher
Oh no, you misunderstand... we'll be at levels of AIDS and cancer that will overwhelm anything we've seen previously
Constantly arguing with the internet is the best way to look presidential :^)
Especially because when he "discredits" people he always goes too far and exaggerates to the point of lying. Like in the talk to the CIA.
Jack Hill
>is super thin skinned i'd say i agree. He has certain traits that will lead to him called "pathetic". If he wasn't D.J. Trump of course >mfw trumpfags will say that his skin is so thin it's thick >mfw hillary s of same tier
Adam Hernandez
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Levi Nguyen
This still ranks pretty low on the list of Egotistical Trump Posturing. Wait until we get to the state of the union and he argues over the duration of applause
Ayden Ortiz
I'm trying to think of even one "scandal" you imbeciles have cooked up that didn't end up giving Trump a popularity boost, but I can't.
I guess it's just out the realm of possibility for you underage turbovirgins, that the absolute majority of americans might want a president who's not afraid to tell unemployed neetbux kiddos that they should shut the fuck up.
Anthony Harris
Trump needs to picked on about anything related to size. That will get his panty-liners into a bunch.
Owen White
He was called Hitler every single day during his campaign.
His feelings are probably very hard to hurt.
Easton Morales
Hahaha, this pathetic little man is already cracking on day fucking 1. lmao he is going to have an aneurysm in no time.
Adam Williams
Jesus, he's gotten popularity boosts from scandals?
I mean, were they really small boosts? Was his popularity negative at some point? Because he's got the lowest popularity of any President assuming office.
Ethan Turner
spicer was talking about watched around the world. tv, internet etc
Luis Hughes
>implying being called Hitler by liberals is an insult that's what i call "ideological inflation", pal
Brody Evans
According to the same polls that predicted a 99% Hillary victory of course.
Lincoln Hall
>we've now got the easiest to troll president in the history of the US. He's obsessed with his image, and is super thin skinned.
don't flatter yourself
just whining about everything trump does, doesn't make him thin skinned
it makes you desperate
Easton Rivera
No man, we're epic trollmasters here at CTR and we'll make sure everyone knows that we've got our feet up and we're kicking the air as hard as we can!
>lowest popularity of any President assuming office Based on what? polls? the same polls that said he wouldn't get the nomination? or would win battleground states? or wouldn't win the election?
Grayson Ramirez
Nice knee jerk reaction!
David Evans
Because only liberals want to destroy the country.
Carter Myers
Nice try, shlomo.
Jackson Harris
You've never met a narcissist, have you?
He won't break down, he won't get "hurt feelings" because part of that personality disorder is believing everyone is jealous of you, and that you are superior.
What happens with a narcissist when he is "hurt"? He lashes out and flails to punish others.
Need proof he's a narcissist beyond the DSM ? Other than most of his recent history... Chris Matthews once sent him a family Christmas card of his family.
Trump sent it back autographed.
Oliver Gonzalez
Maybe its time for Trump supporters to stop being such tolerant saints.
Alexander Taylor
>holding a press conference to say he had the biggest inauguration ever, when, in fact, he didn't
Two days along and the laughs keep comin'
Charles Rivera
So instead of making good changes we should instead bait him and keep running in circles while our nation falls apart? Fellow liberal, I like you:)
Wyatt Turner
Too bad that Trump's a prez now, and everyone in the world IS jealous of him.
I hope he autographs your deportation papers.
Dominic Brown
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Caleb White
Please, the polls were shifting the week prior after the FBI announcement, and the numbers he got were within polling margins. They put those margins in for a reason.
He didn't out perform the margins, so he didn't "beat the polls".
Michael Flores
cia, fbi, and nsa tired of dnc operational and information security and follow through. american intelligence agencies are some of the best in the world, and all these major recent leaks are dnc errors.
cia/nsa without a liberal executive would not have let benghazi happen.
Brody Howard
> FBI announcement
lmao, Trump won when a pislamist shot up a club and niggers made a show of killing cops
8 years, shitskin
Nicholas Sanders
Why is an Austrian so obsessed with Trump and America anyway?
Mason Carter
Nostalgia
Isaac Evans
Why did Paco have a nervous breakdown and go sleep in the field, after he couldn't take looking at walls anymore?
Daniel Long
>everyone in the world IS jealous of him
Why are people so happy to be his stooges? You really think that even his own supporters in the mid-west are jealous of him? Who the fuck wants to be president? Most people just want their family, friends, hobbies and a good income. Megalomaniacs, narcissists, opportunistic parasites and freaks want ultimate power, and sometimes you get an ideologue that genuinely thinks that if they could just get some power, they could help their cause.
I'd have been more jealous of him when he was just a rich real estate guy if I ever even thought of him. Now everyone has to think of him because he is a prick with a throne.
Joseph Turner
> why are people happy for their president, don't they understand they are stooges
I've enjoyed going through your mental gymnastics, but there's a hot gf in my bed that needs fucking.
Good night, m'virgin
Jackson Myers
Why are you picking on Obama?
Isaac Collins
Why do you care?
You're Canadian.
You have your cuck.
Jeremiah Foster
How about him responding to every single comment thrown his way? What does that make him?
Oh yea... Easy to troll just like he said. Fuck you trump kids are retarded
Samuel Stewart
Trying this hard
Kayden Martinez
The number of trump-shills from foreign countries is just pathetic. Don't you have anything better to do with your lives than talk about another country's politics?
Wyatt Thomas
I don't know but I'm getting pretty fucking pissed off
Why the fuck did he waste time worrying about this shit? Please tell me the next four years isn't this shit. Please. What the fuck is he doing with this shit?
Brandon Rogers
>Cancer can't handle the truth
Kayden Howard
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
Caleb Bell
better than nothing you dumb cuck
Xavier Anderson
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Hudson Reyes
Pfft. Nah. You're the cuck for questioning the government and not blindly taking anything on faith. Who are you trying to kid, buddy? Just obey.
Chase Jenkins
What?
Jackson Hughes
>it's so funny triggering trump lol >he's so triggered lolololo
kek, you probably cried yourself to sleep the night of Nov 8th.
you will continue to get btfo btw
Brody Martin
Lol damage control
Guy's throwing a fit over nothing. Maybe after a few more instances like this, you'll forget why you voted for him in the first place.
As your neighbor I'm quite concerned about popular movements and politics of the United States. We are neighbors and the social justice movement of previous years spilled over here. These things need to be manageable situations.
As a genuine critic of politics dont get someone like me wrong in supporting trump. I'm well aware that shills are on both sides; which then at that point it begs to ask the question whos shills are more ethical and in the right, which at that point the American political system becomes a joke
Ryan Perez
Sounds like Obama to a tee.
Hunter Davis
i support trump because im a critic of politics. From my view, most of America bought into this Hollywood styled selling of political values on the left and right. Therefore logically, you all deserve a president like Trump regardless of your political allegiance and perception of paradigm because you all buy into these super hyped up media icons.
Hopefully America will learn something about this over the next years
Xavier Ortiz
>Why troll a few SJWs, when you can fuck with a President so hard that it gets into the history books sjws are degeneracy, trump is not.
Ian Morales
>Hopefully America will learn something about this over the next years
I wish you were correct, unfortunately America will not learn. Between poor education and effective propaganda there are too many useful idiots on the left and the right.
What has always amused me is those on the right think they are free of any propaganda because they feel indoctrination is only effective on the left.
The whole country is suffering from a mass dunning-kruger effect
Owen Torres
"I'm canadian so I'm 100% protected from what happens in america!"
Dude you're a fucking dumbass
Noah Miller
that's where you're wrong kiddo
Jayden Morales
barry is now a palm springs golfer
Gavin Wilson
Aw geez you guys, it's another FAKE LIBERAL NARRATIVE...
*laugh track*
Brayden King
nice redpill
Jose Carter
>look reddit, I posted it again
Largest. Inauguration crowd. In history.
The left just can't accept reality.
Caleb Ward
example, please
Ian Edwards
the question is how many of obama's inauguration crowd was black.
60% of DC is black. everybody knows obama's inauguration was overwhelmingly black. they all came from the surrounding counties.
Hudson Bell
Whoa. Slow down, samefag.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Oh look /leftypol/ again
Jose Clark
Hrmm. Really makes me think. *sips tea*
Brandon Williams
>haha le ebin rusemeisters 4chanology anonamos interweb hate machiners how about if we EBIN TROLE trump instead of the leftist fifth columnists ruining america, wouldnt that be hella fuckin epic
is this the best you can do shill?
James Lee
CNN's own Gigapixel Proves that CNN lied about Trump's crowd size
>be clementine president >worry about inaugural dick size >better make a speech about it during CIA visit >better send out the dog to the press and display a whiny administration in an angry and pathetic tone >better have him walk off without engaging the press
4 years of this shit, enjoy murricans :^)
Robert Perez
cnn gigapixel screenshoot of back section.
Nolan Martinez
Is it? Are you trying hard to somehow make the clementine's crowd as big or bigger now by deducting Americans? :^)
Eli Williams
So what you are saying is you love elitist oligopolies and big business moving to mexico and china? Why "Troll" the only man trying to help right now. Look what happened to Detroit, years of democratic mayors and automobile corporations moving to cheaper workplaces. Then all the whites left and now it is a wasteland.
