This guy knocks on your door and invites you to a crazy ass party with them tonight. How do you respond??

This guy knocks on your door and invites you to a crazy ass party with them tonight. How do you respond??

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hell no, im not a degenerate and he is a kike.

Leah was hot as fuck back then

I would go, but bring ear plugs and stand in the corner awkwardly like neo, and drink by myself. Then go back home early to shitpost about it.

"Ok, but only if one of you cuties comes in and has sex with me first, it's better if we just get it out of the way otherwise I'm going to spend all night trying to get laid and won't have any fun."

Invade your movie and crash the motherfucker

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>follow the white rabbit of course

No thank you sir I usually spend my evenings frogposting

>wait for the man, of course
Goddamnit why do the 2 sequels have to exist, the first film is so perfect.

>go around knocking doors here at 1 AM

kek, is that another way of suicide?

I tell him to piss off, I'm too busy summoning Kek with these digits

you know what, i think ill stay in tonight

Whoops, meant these digits

>He says it is double shots and she also has a frog tattoo

Count me in then

Just 2CE my shit up, f@m.

kill yourself faggot

Tell him to check these fucking dub s.

SHEEEITT U-UHH-H I- I MEAN REEE- REEEROLL

I go. But thats because in my provate life im secretly a massive degenerate, as that is my fetish. The more degenerate, the hotter it is.

This thread is cursed by kek no one gets a good roll

Close the door and get back to bogposting.

There's work to be done.

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I'd turn around, warp back in time and impregnate Jesus with a matryoshka doll.

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what was on the disks Sup Forums ?

Shoot the girl on the right, fuck the girl on the left, marry the girl in the middle.

Now user, that is not very appropriate...

malware

Hmmm, I like this strategy.

Are there like raves and parties in Japan with MDMA and shit bro?

"Yea. Sure. I'll go"

your mom nudes

ITT: The NSA takes over your computer, and tells you there really is a matrix, but first you need to defend the Oracle Hilary, and assassinate Trump, a rogue program. To help you will be the National Park Service using twitter.

Oh yes. Ohhhhhh yes.

Follow the white rabbit, of course

fpbp good jorb koala bro

Elaborate faggot

I have work in the morning, try next door.

Sell him some peyote, then go back to reading jackdurden.com

Nice.

Groups of people get together in warehouses to party, and they call these Raves. They consume various drugs at them, one of them being MDMA. Its in Japan, so lots of people attending these parties are Japanese. Foreigners arent usually invited because having sex with a non japanese is viewed as "eroi" and "gehin"

Even if you are a "Onna tarashi" you still might not have a chance.

>leaf