Daughter says she has a new boyfriend

>Daughter says she has a new boyfriend
>This guy shows up to your front door

What do you do pol?

AYYY HOL UP
SO U SAyN´´
WE WAZ
KANGZ???

Let him in. Call the cops. Wait for cops. Cops bring kidnapper back to prison.
Simple.

give him 10 seconds to run while I load my musket.

get the rope

Daughter? What daughter?

I have a daughter? Funny, how i cannot recall her.

Shoot the daughter, shake this young man's hand, tell him "Sorry, there's been a mistake" and wish him well as he goes along his way

Trayvon him with extreme prejudice.

Look at him for about 30 seconds the same way he's looking at me, and suck air through my teeth while doing so

SSSSSSSS

Embrace him with open arms

Treat him like a son

If things go well we all go on a hiking trip. When it's just me and him make him look at the horison, push him over.

Run down yelling he slipped off.

Problem solved

Shoot him and sprinkle crack on the body.

cut her brake lines.

Tell the nigger to fuck off and continue waiting for my daughter's boyfriend to arive

film some hot interracial stuff.

Accpet it fakely, let him in, invite him to future family or social gatherings, let her learn her own lesson. If i do anything else she will continue to rebel with many many more black cocks.

Act like nothinv is amiss, let her learn this lesson herself so she doesn't rebel by dating more nogs

>let her learn her own lesson
>when her torso resurfaces in a river

I shoot him dead, then tie my daughter down, skin this nigger, cook him and force her over the course of a week to eat him.

Abort and try again

This is Canada. You don't exist. You are a figment of my daughter's imagination. Goodbye.

Then I close the door.

assuming i was a white american, suck his dick

checked

Sorry, did that buck shot get ya? I was aiming for that fly on the door......
I got it.

Checked

I tell the coon to leave because he is trespassing and he will be shot if he refuses. I don't know what a nigger loitering on my front porch has to do with my daughter's new boyfriend, though.

Did you see a sign on my house that said "dead nigger storage"? No, you can't read. ::BANG BANG BANG BANG::

Play Johnny Rebel and escort the Negroid from the premises.

Disown her on the spot

"Say hello to my little friend, dindu".

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