ITT: Prove you're American

I ate two domino's pizzas last night.

Checked and Kek'd. I'm going to church soon, does that count?

I can't wait to send my sons to die for Israel, or come back and kill themselves.

Me too!

what gun is that?

i have a good job and pay taxes

you should try fighting for israel user. you get good benefits package and get to remove kebab

I masturbate to tits instead of ass.

Bushmaster, I think.

Just cleaned my American clone of a German gun.

Feels Free Man

ruger 556

No, I won't forget the USS Liberty incident, I won't forget my friends who are now suicidal and drug addicts because this govt abandoned them after they fought for it. I won't forget the pornography and degenerate media they produce to pollute the minds of our children.
I definitely won't forget the hundreds of Americans that died to bail their asses out of wars that they caused, while they couldn't send a single soldier to OIF or OEF. I won't forget the millions of starving Americans while we give billions of dollars for their missile defense programs and military infrastructure (that they don't use to support us in the slightest)

You cannot be pro-American and pro-Zionist at the same time, I don't care how many Palestinian civilians they kill, that's fucking despicable and edgy 12 year old nonsense.

America comes fucking FIRST.

gross

is that a famas?

I can walk down the street without bumping into a ((((((refugee)))))

Oy vey.. Don't you know nothing Goy. Israel comes first. You don't own nothing Goy. America belongs to God's Chosen. Now bring those rag heads some Democracy! The Media Monopoly Demands It.

What gun is this

my son was born in america

I drank a beer last night that wasn't diluted gnat's piss. Oh wait. That's Czech, not American. My bad.

*my wife's son

FIFY

How does eating cardboard prove anything?

Our selection of locally brewed beers is probably more choice than your entire nation.

>Drunk
>Shit posting
>Hungry for St Louis style pizza which is god tier pizza
>Domino's can approximate it with thin crust and American cheese. Two for 12$.

Surprisingly I'm actually in excellent shape, however I'm pretty gassy right now.

>trips

h-he's got my eyes

Hahah nah i believe you. Good luck with the indigestion user.

based brazil bro have no fear we will make the entire American continent great again

Yep. I'm sure it is. And it all tastes shit.

Kek wills a DNA test.

This meme is just stupid anymore. It's not the 1980s, the US LITERALLY has the best beer in the world now. This shit is made local, better than Pilsner Urquell and not even in top 20 for US made pilsners.

I'm glad the ipa wars are over.

>Widegrip

Cumming!

I don't want to feel this feel.

Czech Republic BTFO. Guess there's nothing America can't LITERALLY do the best after all.

you pay taxes? socialist scumfuck

stop giving your money to the welfare state

I hope you mean Catholic mass, user. That's where I am headed

i was born on the continent

>chayna made maga hat

You have mexicans and blacks tho, pretty sure you bumped into some of them.

I think you know thats not what hes saying.

Hater status confirmed.

Made in U.S.A bitch.

The supports on the toilet (which is needed so I can get up) is way too tight. I heard the toilet crack last time and I am pretty sure it was due to the supports bending due to my girth.

>going to church

You are either American or African

Me, on my John Deere.

I wish amerifat was a meme but it's real.

>ID says kys
ok senpai

Not an argument.

That sounds bad user. Have you thought about suing the manufacturer for fat shaming?

enjoy your rectal cancer, those things aren't food they are essentially dow chemicals number 40 in pizza form.

I seriously hope you don't do this

i think its some sort of g3 clone

Nice ID. Do it.

>muh microbrews
LITERALLY we wuz kangs tier

Samefag proxy cancer.

its famas

alright, well I'm not quite sure what you're saying then.
"US LITERALLY has the best beer in the world now" is pretty unambiguous.
I have a small and proud country. Beer culture is our lifeblood, along with cold meat. If the US can casually take us on within a few years then there must be nothing you can't do.

Jews

let me give you proof: my BMI is 53

im a fat retarded redneck who drinks cola out of a bucket and eats nothing but fried meat. all men are created equal except niggers

i weigh 320 pounds

I'm based

>Ate Korean food last night
>Drive Nippon car

God bless

I'm 56 percent white

Not where I Iive. It is 85%+ white with most of the minorities being Asian.

kek

>starts clapping

Switch to water only as your only drink and watch the pounds fall off.

gsg3

fucking kek

My country is practically american. Except whiter.

DELAY THE DAY OF RAKE. Top kek has been awarded to this post.

I own copious amounts of firearms, coca-cola is my favorite carbonated beverage (only out of the glass bottles though), I love hamburgers, pizza, sandwiches and anything fried. I shit my britches at least twice a week, go to church every sunday and every 4th of July I go to Arizona and shoot mexicans crossing the boarder.

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/comfy/

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>I shit my britches at least twice a week

>every 4th of July I go to Arizona and shoot mexicans crossing the boarder.

dog bless

>coca-cola is my favorite carbonated beverage
>coca-cola

Sounds suspiciously foreign.

My little gated community of whites gets smaller every year because of freedom

i had steak and egg fried rice

Eating some now boi

you've got a lil red cuck hat

I bought 9mm and .22lr at Walmart last night

You're probably a Muslim

nice how's down under?

pics?

>unironically being ancap

I'm actually Australian, just dual citizen with US

Pretty hot desu

That a ruger?

woodandsteel/10

Is your gun wearing a sweater and earmuffs?

lol that's an airsoft gun

where should I go if I made it over the pond?

>have to ask for government permission to own a firearm

Nope, not American.

Ruger not mil spec but 8:1 barrel and aluminum reciever so close enough.

I just wanked off in my lazyboy recliner while looking at my AR-15 with a dip in my mouth while drinking a Budweiser by myself just after eating a McDonalds breakfast burrito. Is that American enough?

>Ikea
>Flat faced semis
>bus and taxi lane

THAT AIN'T AMERICA!

It does look very nice though. I've only been to Trondheim and it was a great place.

If you're a tourist stay on the east coast, that's where all the fun cities are with a lot to do.

If you're moving here, go no where near the east coast

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It is one of my dreams to go to Trondheim

nice I'll get home and post my ammo cans full of 556

Because I am European? Just because Islam is the only religion that is really practiced here does not mean that I am a muslim. There is a large group of people who are atheist and agnostic as well.

Everyone IS safer because I brought a deadly weapon with me.

I only speak English.

I drink Coca-Cola, never Pepsi.

I've got .50 cal cans full of 7.62x39