VIETNAM BTFO

>VIETNAM WON

Ummm... no, try again sweetie, if we're not counting pride, respect and dignity, America won by a MASSIVE margin. USA won by over 70 MILLION confirmed kills.

American soldiers are the true winners. American soldiers are what the military-industrial complex chose. Any time a Vietnam supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of history. The Vietnam war was pretty much rigged anyway

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kek
guess that's why vietnam is a communist state now
breddy much vigdory :dddddd

>that image
wewest of lads

The key difference is that the Vietcong, much like the colonials in the Revolution, relied on guerilla tactics and often hid in peasant villages. I wouldn't think a guy who lost a war to a bunch of guys landing on a beach and charging to their deaths could understand anything about the subtleties of defending their homeland. I mean, shit. Achmed doesn't even need a gun to conquer you, Kraut.

And Clinton won by 3 gorillion votes

More like France lost and ran to the US for help and then after a while the US said fuck it and left.

America lost against the media.

Fake News

>Vietnam
>Communist
Bless your heart. We're their biggest trade partner.

You just reminded that I am incredibly ignorant about the Vietnam war.

Can anyone recommend me a well-balanced objective documentary?

Inb4 there are no objective documentaries and Jews -- you know what I mean.

The goal of the war was to stop the spread of communism, which we ultimately succeeded in doing. There is not a single country in the world today that practices communism.

America should have temporarily clamped down of free speech like during WW2. During WW2, the people were willing to endure temporary hardships to achieve victory, but by Vietnam, people had already become lazy and entitled.

French lost to the Vietnamese too you fucking retard, even with American help.

There's a McDonald's in front of the Ho Chi Minh statue in Saigon.

Excluding all memes: US had left Vietnam after having the north sign a ceasefire against the south. After Big Daddy USA left, the north broke the ceasefire and massacred a helpless South Vietnam. Now decades later we have half-hearted trolls posting on Sup Forums "who would win 1 peasant farmer vs entire US military hurr" on a daily basis.

Losing against krauts is pretty pathetic tbhqh...

Interesting. I never looked it up myself and only became interested in geopolitics/history off late.

I have always been told by others around me that USA got humiliated and lost the Vietnam War.

But we also lost against the rice farmers...

>sweetie
don't get down on their level, hans

The US won by showing the world it would enter and keep up a frivolous war and take casualties even despite public opposition. Just to show wohs boss.

Ho Chi Minh is rolling in his grave.

Reminder that we won most engagements in Vietnam and that if we sply bombed Hanoi we would've been done with it, but politics got in the way.

china is commie and you're their bitch

This.

>b but Murica really won senpai

>t. The eternal Aussie

only*

>hardly any discussions on Australia's involvement in the war

No no it's ok, it's not like Long tan, or Coral-Balmoral ever happened.

It's not like our SASR BTFO'd the commies or anything.

>implying destroying communism is frivolous

Didn't france start the vietnam war?

I'm sorry Aussiefriend, but just as America on this board is forever going to be known as the country that lost to a country of rice farmers, you're going to be known as the country that lost to a bunch of emus.

>AMERIFAGGOT EDUCATION

HAHA

It's because everyone likes to use Nam' to take the piss out of the US. Thanks for the help Austraila.

>Dien Bien Phu

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

North Vietnamese here. Us shouldve nuked the North or massacred everyone up here.

>thanks for the help Australia

Np senpai, we were killing communists long before you were, so if anything there is a legacy we have to live up to.

atleast we lost to something
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

ask japan

north korea and china are still communist

Man I love you France but c'mon only Britain is supposed to lose random wars embarrassingly.

>fighting in hostile territorry, greatly outnumbered, when even your allies are disloyal/incompetent fuckups
really boggles your nozzles

Yeah but if it doesn't concern us or the US, the rest of Sup Forums doesn't know about it.

I've seen Germans on Sup Forums that didn't know about the Franco-Prussian war.

HO CHI MINH IS A SON OF A BITCH
GOT THE BLUE BALLS CRABS AND SEVEN YEARS ITCH
youtube.com/watch?v=3aktJ5qGrYo

>France
>starting wars

This is sadly so true.
France is literally one of the least belligerent nation.
The 7 coalitions was just literally france going "we don't want no trouble" and generally we never really started war for no reason like Britain did at times to us.

France also lost to Vietnam though :\

>what is the Mexican-American war
>who is Winfield Scott

Not surprising considering they got BTFO by the germans only a few years before. It's not like they would be able to manage their colony effectively when there was so much rebuilding to be done on the homefront. So they did the rational thing and left it to the amerifats to sort it out since they were so keen on fighting muh gommunism everywhere.

Really mæks you think...

>it's another 'who won the Vietnam war'
North Vietnam won. The US won militarily, but that's not what counts. Back home everyone was complaining about muh poor innocent farmers and baby killing Marines, so the war was very unpopular. The US had to withdraw, and first we had North Vietnam sign a treaty that said they would leave South Vietnam alone. They signed, we skedaddle, and not long after, North Vietnam breaks the treaty and takes South Vietnam. We couldn't go back, because the war was so unpopular.

>like Britain did at times to us.

>get crushed for 5 coalition while you have more than 5 allies and outnumber the enemy 5 to 1
>Damn frogs we'll get you next time
>Wait till Napoleon blunders and go into Russia and let Winter-chan do all the job as the Russian burn Moscow
>Now's the Eternal Anglo time to strike
>Fight Napoleon
>Suddently Kraut revolt against Napoleon and literally BTFO him
>Claim victory for the next 200 year while forgeting the Russian tactics accounting for most of the losses
>And the Kraut revolts for being the only reason you Coalition won against an Isolated country that literally had no Allies to defend itself to begin with
Brits are literally the Definition of being smug cunts with regard to war, they'll literally just band together like poor shitty non-countries just to fucking attack countries bigger and more glorious than itself to gratify it's false sense of greatness.

It's not the heats that count. It's the final.

Also, I didn't read your shit.

It's ancient history pham. You fought well and got a fairly high k/d when soloing europe but it's over now and going over it will do nothing to solve the shit our nations have been tainted by for the last 40-50years.

Like it or not, the anglos (through trump and brexit) are your best allies right now if you want to uncuck your nation.

>China
>communists
Wew lad, there state capitalist

Really, that's why they were evacuating in a hurry from Saigon or whatever that shithole was called filling their last helicopters to the brim with fleeing people

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of_Tonkin_incident

i just leave this here

>w-we didn't lose this war, we simply said "fuck it"

Oh, America...

We never start the fire

fucking chinks, slavs and krautz

Neither France nor the US really lost against Vietnam. Look at the casualties the gooks suffered in both cases.
The reason why both eventually "lost" is because leftards at home couldn't do anything but undermine the war effort, when they weren't openly sabotaging it.

>war is about how many people you kill
>strategic objectives don't count!
This argument is adorable. The Germans killed more Russians on the eastern front . Guess that means Germany won WWII and the mass rape of Berlin was just a consolation prize, amirite?

no wonder the souther french folk hates you guys up in the north.

"
On 3 January 1946 the last big battle occurred between the British and the Viet Minh. About 900 Viet Minh attacked the 14/13 Frontier Force Rifles camp at Biên Hòa. The fighting lasted throughout the night, and when it was over about 100 attackers had been killed without the loss of a single British or Indian soldier. Most Viet Minh casualties were the result of British machine-gun crossfire."

These Rustics are so inept...

"On November 18, a Gurkha unit set out for Long Kiến, south of Saigon, to rescue French hostages held there. While en route, the force was forced to turn back as it was not strong enough to overcome the Viet Minh they encountered. A few days later a stronger force was dispatched. According to the Gurkhas, they had seen Japanese deserters leading some Viet Minh war parties. During this operation the only kukri (Nepalese knife) charge in the whole campaign occurred. According to a Gurkha platoon leader, at one point during the operation they were held up by determined Viet Minh defenders occupying an old French fort. The Gurkhas brought up a bazooka, blew in the doors, then without hesitation drew out their kukris and charged into the fort, putting the defenders to the knife. Long Kien was finally reached on that same day, but no hostages were recovered; however, about 80 Viet Minh had been killed during this operation.[11]"

Didn't the french also lost against vietnam?
I think back then it was called indo-china.

Those chinks truly went with everything.

US won? Shit im on the wrong timeline, its "Socialist Republic of Vietnam" over here

Ho Chi Minh ayy lmaoing

>Indochina Wars

KILL TONS OF OCCITANS WITH TANKS

Yeah, because strapping high-yield explosives to four year old children and taking cover behind pregnant women was exactly like fighting the Nazis, who obeyed the courtesies of war.