You step out of bar after getting loud with a couple of coal-burners and homeboys. 6 homeboys wait for you outside. Pick 3 nationalities you'd want by your side in the upcoming fight:
>Pole (hard head, heard hitting)
>Aussie (solid cunts)
>Croat (battle tested)
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>Russian
>Aussie
>Anybody but a fucking leaf
>swede
>japanese
>french frog
I knew a welsh officer that used to cause problems at bars then clock bouncers when they laid hands on him. Crazy bastard, was a boxer at Sandhurst and could royally fuck people up.
>Russian
>English
>American
>Japanese
>Japanese
>Japanese
Draw katans and deliver the hurt. Fight is over in seconds.
Russian
Serbian
Polish
Without any doubt
All Canadian Lumberjack team > All
Multiculturalism is for cucks and traitors, neck urself.
Welsh are pretty solid. Have a friend Illtyd. Total alcoholic but battles like a champ.
>Swede
>Norwegian
>Icelander
>israeli
>israeli
>israeli
they'd get shoah'd in seconds.
>Russian
>Australian
>vietnamese
>japanese because glorious nippon steel and martial arts
>russian because he's probably drunk and gets +5 to all stats when drunk
>dutch because he's a big guy
West German
French
Canadian (preferably from Vancouver)
I can defend myself I just wanna see em get fugged up
i'd bend over and just take it from the kangaroo
>Russian
>Serb
>Irish
I agree min danska broder
...
Irish Traveller (pikey)
Russian
Kung-fu Chink
would be the funniest thing ever
That guy is Norwegian.
>Pole
>Russian
>Serb
Kek at stupid fantasy tier shit. Japan katana, Israeli shoad.
Uganda
The Gambia
Rwanda
2/3 of these picks just showed how autistic you are and out of touch, go back to watching anime
Australian
American
South African
How has no-one picked scots?
> Scot
> Scot
> Pikey
>Pole
>West-Finn hillbilly
>A Jew, for successful lawsuit
>Samoans
>Mexicans
>A Dominican/Puerto Rican
Samoans are usually big motherfuckers, Mexicans are usually killing, those Carribean Islanders are super good at fighting
>Gambia runs away and jumps into nearest river
>Rwanda pulls out a machete, runs into bar, kills everyone, then starves before he can help
>Uganda steals your wallet
>American
>American
>American
Chances are at least one of them will have a gun
Smith
Wesson
Don't need anybody else
>Russian.
>Irish
>Spanish
A white South African
A Serb
An Icelandic giant
>Icelander
>Swede (Specifically Johann from Amon Amarth)
>Russian from the Ural mountains
>picks 5'2 pot bellied bantu for protection
you would be better off picking a coastal mandingo or one of those ivory coast german looking africans
i pick
>roided greek
>roided slav
>drunk eskimo
>Ruskie
>Pole
>Serb
Good options famalam
> Poland
> Czech
> Romanian Szekler
>American (2nd Amendment baby)
>Russian (muh vodka)
>German (not libcuck, real one)
easy
>get into a drunken scrap
>Nip pulls out a sword and slices the cunts in half, crossing the fucking line
No thanks, I don't want to be an accessory to murder.
>if you beat your enemies up they win
>begin attacking
>yell OY VEY ITS LIKE ANNUFAH SHOAH while using crav maga
>American taxpayers rush over to help
The Jew cries out as he hits you.
not an argument
>chechen
>chechen
>chechen
They will behead them in 5 secs using dinner knifes and then go back to bar, then get away with it bribing the police.
3 south Africans.
>Russian, hard as fuck to kill. Red bear strength. Vodka berserker rage.
> American, most likely to be armed.
> Brit or German. Both are very adaptable under an attack.
>serbian
smaller but vicious like fuck
>burger
either he has a gun or he can sit on the ennemy
>swiss
they still have a draft, often a gun at home and if I need a health boost he has a medpack.
>Aussie Cunt for the bantz
>A Serb
>A Pikey
>Swede
>Dane
>Icelander
>Russian
>American
>Australian
3 samoans as my offensive line. I pull out a football and the niggers go crazy while the coal burners cheer for them. I throw the football as three dindus rush me. My line holds. The three other apes run down the street each trying to catch the ball. I run aways as they try to tackle each other for it.
>yell OY VEY ITS ANNUFFAH SHOA
>not mentioning he uses Jew-jitsu
user you had one job
>American (Scottish Ancestry)
>American (Scottish Ancestry)
>American (Scottish Ancestry)
-mystery meat German/Scots-Irish redneck country boy
-an big ugly hardheaded Pollack
-probably a Russian because they're back crazy fucks
Although the hardest motherfucker I ever met was a Jew of German heritage who i played rugby with
>american
>american
>american
They would just all pull out a gun and murder everyone
Slovak (we fight as brothers)
Czech (we fight like brothers)
Russian or American (the berserk (as American I do nit mean leftist pussies or Fedorafags))
>be russian that everyone picks up
>end up in this situation
>shit yourself and call you mama running away
>Russian
>Serb
>Israeli
Either 3 Chechens or 3 Dagestanis.
I guess white Afrikaners have to be pretty hard to survive in niggerland
Samoa meme, well played
>Ethiopian (expert whitey removers)
>Turk (hard to get take down + moderately good at fighting)
>Jew (Can negotiate peace in emergency)
>maori
>ghurka
>Samoan
The Samoan alone could probably take them all on
If you pick anything other then 3 Aussies your wrong. Aussies are fucking insane everything in there country trys to kill them.
Is state a nationality?
>Texan, makes up for stupidity by having enhanced strength
>Floridian, the Africans of the white race. These guys are so depraved they make hard niggas hol up
>Pennsylvanian, sophistication and intelligence of a yankee and the spirit and willingness to fight of a confederate
>russian
>russian
>serb
A gun.
Those 6 homeboys aren't going to play fair and I'd rather kill them than let them kill me.
>Russian
(high pain tolerance, doesn't give a fuck, perfect shock trooper and vanguard)
>Serb
(good auxiliary, fast & tall, genocidal urges)
>Dutch
(big guy, tank and grappler)
>Trusting an Israeli with your back turned
Lmao
Antarctic Genetically Engineered Nazi Aryan Superman
Lemurian Nephilim
Lizard Person
ez
it a great way to get stabbed
>Drunk Cree
>Drunk Inuit
>Drunk Dene
They will stab everyone and claim self-defense and get off because the prosecutor will be sympathetic, poor oppressed guys!
Note that this formation will only work if the Inuit stands between the other two, because if he doesn't they'll just stab each other instead of the nigs
>ISIS
>ISIS
>ISIS
Claim homeboys are infidels. Post pics to Sup Forums of decaps and burnings.
>SLAV BRO
>SLAV BRO
>SLAV BRO
Taste the vodka. Then hear the bear roar inside you.
>an Arab suicide bomber
>any two white lads to get back to drinking with, when the sandnigger has blown the thugs up for the sake of allah
A Maori
A white Aussie from the country - farm boy strength.
And a drunk slav.
>all those choosing
>Russian
Just fucking why?
Most of the russians have nigga-mentality
>a roman
>a terrone
>a slav
street fighting dream team
Russian
>Slavic retard strength
>drunken rage
>can take multiple crippling hits and continue fighting
>Norwegian
>norse aggression
>strength and reach is disproportionately greater than size (they will underestimate)
>25% chance they will go berserkergang (75% if they are shitfaced wasted)
American
>wrestler
>large and broad
>motivated to fight for the fuck of it
>Picking a slav
They will be so drunk coming out of a club that the only thing they will be hitting is their soiled pants when they'll drop to the pavement.
>Russkie
>Frog
>Limey
when i taste vodka i want to sleep
kek
3 of the darkest most violent jubgleborn african savages ever discovered by man who have spent the last 20 odd years murdering limpwristed faggots in Africa with their bare hands, who all desire nothing more than to unleash their rage on these mudblood nigger degenerates that dare to call themselves African-Americans. So that when the savages skull fuck all six of the niggers they can claim they didn't understand the laws and they're just good muslim immigrants who dindu nuffin and it's all just a misunderstanding and the ghetto blacks assaulted them because they're anti-immigrant and how black people need to work harder to accept their own people.
An Irishman
An Audience
And a Ruskie
You have never seen a drunk slav fight haven't you? It numbs their pain response.
Vietnamese
Vietnamese
Vietnamese
Aussies actually can't fight for shit
In terms of strictly white people, I'd go for:
- Northern Irish
- Ukrainian
- Serbian
Yeah, the Jews did a great job negotiating peace in the Middle East.
kek
samoan
samoan
jew(need a lawyer obvi)
three big americlaps
They know better than anyone how to beat coons
If they're randomly chosen from their population, then you'd want people who are poor, violent and stupid, so probably eastern Europeans.
>brings 3 native buddies to bar expecting to leave with them conscious with their belongings in tact and ready to put up a good fight
you fucked up bud nogs gonna dog walk you
Just me and Jim "gook-gutter" Webb will be enough for the job.
Former Felon Nigger
Pole
Ruskie
3 Swedish men, that's 6 holes for the 6 men.
afrikaner
irish pikey
a slav
Not wanting to have a tussle with hockey players on your side
Savagery and having nothing to lose is important.
Swede
Swede
Swede
If Sup Forums has taught me anything, they will undoubtedly prove how progressive they are to Tyrone by engaging in coitus while I make a nfty escape.
If one resists the others would surely peer pressure him into getting blacked by stating it's not very progressive of you Sven, or are you a racist?
> Pommy cunts cant handle bantz, cold beer or a fight
> Talks smack cause mad colonialists make them look like pussies
Dont you have another muzzie to "lend" your kids too?