ITT we list reasons why Amerifats so jealous of us leafs
-Way more fat people in usa
-way less healthy people too in usa
-no free health care in usa
-way more rude people in usa
-every person who visits canada from another country especially usa comments that everyone is way more friendly
-way less crime and murder in canada
-Statistics place the US murder-per-capita rate at about five times that of Canada’s
-less niggers per capita in canada
-way less pollution than disgusting usa
-every Canadian I know who visits usa comments on all the garbage everywhere that is immediately noticeable
-way more nature in canada
- better looking people
- no redneck hill billies
- we use the superior metric system
- we speak better English
- better beer in canada
- better air with less smog in canada
-less spics per capita in canada
- way less poverty in canada
- lower drinking age in canada
-Canada is considerably larger than the U.S., in sheer land mass
- more cities that are
-less jew worshipping christian scum who follower a book made by kikes
- healthier food
- better beer
the list goes on
ITT we list reasons why Amerifats so jealous of us leafs
>free health care
how do you get the doctors to work for free?
>A fucking leaf
Health care is publicly funded and is a right for all Canadians
Lmao salty af
oh you don't mean free, you mean paid for, but forcefully by someone else
that sounds unethical
Tell me how funny it is when the time finally comes?
This triggers the Canadian
That's just slavery with extra....steps...
You really want to trigger them, involve the beaver. They are obsessed with that tree eating fuck.
god i fucking hate beavers, a vermin really, shouldn't be our national animal
The McMurray wildfire is STILL BURNING
The absolute STATE of the Canadian government.
so thats free at the point of delivery, like the NHS....
right
You mean like every country ever that has taxes
we just put our taxes to better use
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ahahaha checked you just got ricked
>Amerifats so jealous of us leafs
We're not jealous of you at all. Americans who are jealous of Canadians just move to Canada. Most Americans unironically believe that the United States is the greatest country ever witnessed on the face of the Earth, and that belief is pretty much unconditional for them. Most Americans don't know anything about Canada other than that it's north of the U.S.A.
We hate you on this board b/c so many of you are pathetic, cuckolding shitposters who are can't even make a good name for yourselves like the Australians did.
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>liberal riots all over the US.
>Americans still rambling about day of the leaf.
Look I have no real problem with you geedunks. The truth is, if it weren't for the focus on Sup Forums I would forget Canada exists entirely.
Man. You've never been further than 2 hours from the boarder, have you?