Mattis Celebrates First Day At Pentagon By Blowing Up ISIS 31 Times

dailycaller.com/2017/01/22/mattis-celebrates-first-day-at-pentagon-by-blowing-up-isis-31-times/

Blow dat pussy then it's ripe for the grabbing.

Based Mattis already killing Terrys

Bomber Mattis.

holy fuck this is going to be a good term.
Were the stricks all in one place, region, or all over?

There are so many good news that I don't even know if it's real life anymore

Wonder what the headlines on the blogsites will be like

>2014
Why Donald Trump won't run for President
>2015
Why Donald Trump will delay paperwork to run for president
>2016
Why Donald Trump won't win the presidency
>2017
Why Trumps administration destroying ISIS is a bad thing
>2018
Why the end of Russian Aggression is a bad thing
>2019
Why Trump will not get a second term
>2020
How Donald Trumps second term can be stopped
>2021
Now the wall is finished, should Trump stand down?
>2022
Why Trumps prosperous Anglosphere is a bad thing
>2023
Why Trump was a bad president

>implying it will be 4 years and not 8

I know your tricks, BEADY

Mattis is a hell of a guy ain't he?

Are all Australians this dumb, or is it just you?

>Australian education

He is applying it will be 8 years.

>2023, why trump was a bad president

2017+8 = 2023?

DOG BLESS

>2024
Why the second stage of the manned Mars is a racist thing

Look, "mate", I'll explain this in terms you'll understand.

Let's say a roo and a drongo go skippin' roun' the dunga store. They spo' seventeen beauts.
But, when they go in the back of the tossa', they find eight cans of Foster's.

Now, let's coun' how many we go', yeah?

17+1=18.
2, 19.
3, 20.
4, 21.
5, 22.
6, 23.
7, 24.
8, 25.

So now they're all ready for a kip with 25 piss jars in all! Ta, m8!

Explain it to these cunts

Right, right, apologies, mistook the flag at first glance.

OI M8 YOU CANNAE WHACK A DINGBUZZO WITH A SPRONK WINNI 17 BINGS, ADD 8 SO YOU GOT 25 BINGS TO MAKE YER BONGS.

PIP PIP, MOHAMMED!

can you even count you fucking cuck?

Depending on whether you count 8 years from 2016 or 8 years from 2017, he's either going to be out in 2024 or 2025. "why trump was a bad president" implies he isn't president any more, i.e he served 1 term and was not in as of 2023. The fact that I have to explain this should embarrass you enough to make you leave the thread.

It means they're criticizing him during his last year as President, cunt. The fact that I have to explain this should embarrass you enough to make you leave the thread.

So now with daddy Trump and his Kumpels bombing the shit out of ISIS, does this mean refugees will go back sooner than expected?

>tfw when Trump is already saving Germany from itself.

He gon'
Drax.
Them.
Sklounst.

BASED

Bloody brilliant

Kind of getting tired of winning, but not all the way yet.

>come into the office Sunday
>see Matttis
>something's off
>he has the biggest shit eating smile I've ever seen
>I've never seen him like this
>"Hey Mattis. You look exceptionally happy today."
>"Yup - bombed ISIS 31 times."

He truly is the man for the job.

James "31 Strikes and You're Out" Mattis