We are the real China

Dear daddy America, please don't fuck us over. We are the real China that fucks you over.

I always knew we couldn't trust Louisiana

I think it's oil.

>South Korea
wait wut

Hyundai, they're not buying Ford!

Stole this from reddit

>implying Canada exists
If Canada were real, why has nobody ever seen it? It's always just (((fake))) images on the internet or on television.

>DC imports from India

No wonder it's full of shit.

>tfw were the REAL best ally

the difference is we could survive without you, not saying it would be easy, whereas your country would literally collapse overnight if we were to embargo you

You guys have a very slight surplus, overall free trade between us is win win. Trump understands this if anything CAN US trade will probably increase in the coming years

Large Hyundai and Kia manufacturing plants are in Alabama.

The State of Washington is cocked from every possible angle.

Checked and keked

Wtf does Switzerland possibly want from a desert only known for gambling

What's made in Utah and Delaware??

kek Texas does import a lot of shitskins

Las Vegas is a natural trading partner for Switzerland. Cash is a commodity and Vegas is known for cash.

prostitutes, cheap wine, and good times

Nevada also has gold mines.

And Switzerland has gold refineries.

What does Deseret give to the UK?

We're selling not buying idiot

I think a lot of this trade ends up being Canada sells the US natural resources which we have an abundance of and you guys turn it into useful things. We also specialize in some advanced manufacturing. Oh and oil is a huge export.

Kippahs

>imports

Holy reading comprehension batman

We should export some of our education.