/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THROWBACK EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
58pic2017.org/
Trump Playlist FUCK BOTS
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

PRESIDENT TRUMP INAUGURATION
pastebin.com/QfU3TZSP

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Honors LEO and 1st Responders 1/22/17
youtu.be/VEnPRPg2i6s
>Pres Trump attends WH Staff Swearing in 1/22/17
youtu.be/8TS98E_2JOc
>Sean Spicer rapes MSM 1/21/17
youtu.be/9AjjVMAdWm4
>Pres Trump @ CIA HQ 1/21/17
youtu.be/xagAlOXT9Wk
>Press Briefing 1/19/17 Spicer/Pence
youtu.be/BQsGMclH9lA
>Trump Interview with F&F 1/18/17
youtu.be/izSMiDc7q98
>Trump talks at first inaugural event 1/17/17
youtu.be/TZiC2bc5SAE
>Pence Address to US Mayors Conference 1/17/17
youtu.be/7wyLYd665YM

CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Trump All Your Base Are Belong to Us
youtu.be/Kn9Xsmj942E
>Sup Forums Reacts to Trump Victory
youtu.be/BZy5r4dlgW0
>Make America Aesthetic Again
youtu.be/PohVAmIjPEA
>TrumpQuest
youtu.be/Deu14tD_hrU
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
>AD: Trump's Argument for America
youtu.be/vST61W4bGm8
>Trump - Never Come Down (3hrs Long)
youtu.be/zxXfHxceMg4

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Im staying here fuck the other threads

Trump will be on Joe soon!

True bread.
AWOO

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Good choice

> Naming Soros
> left wing fascists
> Madonna btfo

I love Newt

top kek

first for /happyboy/

REEEE stop making so many threads

also F&F was great, Newt killing it

Based Newt handing out red pills about antifa without naming them (legitimizing)

Lads real talk for a second, you know how this ends.

We memed him into the white house.

What would be the most meme thing to happen now?

A fat feminist with *that* haircut, probably in a pussy hat assassinates the don, screeches about how he can't grab her pussy if he's dead.

Search your feelings. This is the meme timeline now.

Screencap this

FUCK DRUMPF AND WHITE PEOPLE

I don't get it

Is this a fake account? Link?

No, that's the actual press secretary for Donald Trump. He's yells at the press every day as a job. He also served in the Navy.

It's real.

He's also a massive weeb who cosplays as Gundam. This is Spicer in the middle.

Oh and he's also a ponyfag

Not even shitting you

>fake

Come on, get with the times - weaboos run the White House now (he's also a brony, kek)

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Wow Newt called out Madonna. I wonder if he'll get Trump to put her in a jail cell.

President Trump can legally have Soros detained or even killed under the NDAA that was signed by Obama.

Obviously I doubt that's going to happen but it's still there.

Complete destruction of the Democrat party next election cycle

FUCK BENCHES AND FUCK TRASH CANS

youtube.com/watch?v=nnERQIhsCFc

"Peaceful" leftists set a woman on fire during their women's march, can we get Fox News to report on this?

>A weeaboo is fighting the Luggenpresse

Morning /ptg/

this is too good to be true

link me the tweets plz

Help find this spic:

twitter.com/IAmVerySilky/status/823518173957857280

THINGS OBAMA MANAGED GOOD
>Obamacare
>Climatic Change
>Gay Rights
>Financial Crisis
>Bin Laden
>Wall Street Reform
>Car Industry
>Equal Rights

THINGS OBAMA MANAGED LESS GOOD
>Middle East Syria, Irak & Libya
>International Terrorist
>Racism and Police Abuse
>Ecomomic Inequality
>Divided Country
>Guantánamo
>Cibersecurity
>Migrant Reform

Come on drumpftiskicnskings, tell me why this is wrong.

Newt Base when?

Fucking Leftist traitor scum trying to sue President Trump. They need to hang these fuckign parasites

It's real. Meme timeline is best timeline.

Find them yourself.

I love this man
he's one of us

link the tweets plz

>Some terrorist attack happens while spicer is at a con.
>He has to rush to the white house and address the press.
>Goes on live without changing out of his gundam suit.

>What would be the most meme thing to happen now?


Trump delivering on his promises of making NASA Great Again, combining the forces of NASA, BAE, and SpaceX with those of Russia, forming an Anglo-Russo Space Empire that would start a colonization arms race with Germany that would end with the German colony of New Dresden getting glassed from orbit.

Nige on F&F in just a few minutes

>Gay Rights
>Equal Rights

total disaster

>he will accuse the media of being zeon scum in gundam cosplay

We should mine his twitter feed faster
twitter.com/seanspicer/status/7588477068

What a glorious timeline

>delivering unrehearsed, off the cuff genuine speech regarding some emergency
>Gundam helmet tucked under his arm the whole time
We did a good, lads

>he's also a ponyfag

WAIT


They're making Anime real...

>We live in the timeline where a Galactic Nationalist Alliance may form between USA and Russia

This. Unless they change they are headed for destruction..
and one of their new ideological cornerstones is doubling down and never admitting any fault

The cycle repeats.

Trump gets in office.
Economy stalls
He starts are war to win the election
"merica pride" and fear of brown people gets him reelected
Economy collapses completely
A liberal centrist takes power.
Rebuilds the economy
Manufactured scandals dog him
Poor white trash get tired of being poor
Elected another "make America great" faggot
elected another jackass
Cycle restarts.

30 years running now.

The ride never fucking ends. Kill me

>7:25

And I thought tonight would be the night I'd fall asleep before 4 am

Kellyanne making a statement on Trump's taxes:
twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/823515949068324864

>On taxes, answers (& repeated questions) are same from campaign: POTUS is under audit and will not release until that is completed.

>We entered a timeline where space travel, rise of nationalism and end of globalism will become reality within our lifetime

god gives every man a flaw as a reminder of their limitations.

BASED FARAGE ON FOX AND FRIENDS

THE SEAN SPICER PRESS CONFERENCE WILL BE AT 1:30 PM EST

>hurr
>and durr

What did he mean by this?

SMUG NIGE

Just have him shut down her access to social media. I'm sure the solitude will drive her to suicide

>tfw Trump is building a giant Gundam to fight against Soros

Feels good

>childless, single men who masturbate to anime now run the most powerful country in the world
wewlad

Suck it, Rick.

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What boards do you think he browses?

Could you ever have imagined one day Nigel Farage would be an unofficial advisor to President Trump?

I mean we though webm related was mind blowing and revolutionary.

shut the fuck up. this shit isn't funny anymore. We will be at war within 2 years. Western Europe and the US will slowly bleed cash and lives.
Muslims will take you over. THe cycle just keeps happening and you fucks are clapping along the way.

>Farage talking about the death of MSM

Just so long as we skip nuclear war with CHYNA

shitty thread splitting
whole day ruined
sad

>muslims will take you over
>cycle
First time ever == cycle

why don't they build houses that are proof against tornado's in tornado alley's?

What was the quote? You underestimated niggas with anime avatars and got fucking destroyed?

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K. KEEP ME POSTED

Can someone tell me why Fox News is still referring to President Trump as "Mr Trump" on their little news scroller?

/mlp/ probably Sup Forums before that/

/m/ Sup Forums and obviously, Sup Forums

jones is press briefings when?

Trump says :
>America First

MSM interprets:
>America only

>Demoralization shill

We won, and we will keep winning for 8 years. Get used to it, sweetie

At least you have a faggy trip for us to all filter, so thanks for that

>America only
That should have been our slogan

This needs to be spread so brits can be mocked by pol

HAHAHAHA

I never got this cartoon

The background is fucking awesome.

If the media is against America First, why don't they stop putting their own families first too?

>Leftists
>consistent

:^)

Then you'll end up like North Korea.

Horsey is a huge faggot, he's basically the leftist ben garrison. This is literally what leftists believe

Liberals don't want to MAGA. It's that simple.

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Is 'alternate facts' going to be the next 'fake news'?

>men and women never talk about each other like pieces of meat

This is what liberals pretend to believe.

AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*

>Suddenly everyone loves the TPP
>When Hillary said she was """""against it""""" everyone was saying "YOU GO GURRRRL"

WHEN WILL THIS PARTISAN SHIT END?
THESE PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Isn't it sad that Trump detractors like the shills in this very thread have nothing else left but fortune telling and wishing for him to failure?

Think about it: for this whole campaign those guys at least had hope

> polls were at their side
> media was at their side
> betting houses were at their side
> pollsters were at their side
> celebrities were at their side

And yet, their side (meaning the anti trump side) lost and lost big.

Trump now has

> the presidency
> a red senate
> a red congress
> a supreme court pick to be done weeks after being innaugurated
> probably two more to fill before the end of this first term
> not impossible two more right in the middle of his second term
> all but one state legislature needed to start constitutional changes

And now here they are: fortune telling

> Trump won't such and such
> Senate won't confirm such and such
> Congress won't pass such and such

And every step of the way, much like in the election, they get proved wrong by the facts on the ground (when Trump delivers) and then they move the next fortune telling and the next wish for things to go wrong

It is sad, really. Most of the people on this board and on this general are having the time of their lives and their presence here makes them even happier for knowing someone on the other side is here to witness it

Shills: I salute you. Keep it up tho, I'm saving this text as pasta (so I can repost it often) and let what I just said sink in

> you have no hope left other than wishing for other people failure.
> you have no power and no hope

Think about it

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Because it's shooped from the original.

>Bernie supporters support Bernie because he is against TPP
>Trump withdrawals from TPP on the first day
>Bernie supporters suddenly support TPP
TOP KEK

The only embarassing thing is that he was 60 years old with a new wife that's pregnant
Still, he's mic'd and going on TV so he's just playing a role

>This new

My version (mix of the two) is better anyway.

My statement still stands.

Holy fuck. Raged

BTW
You KNOW Hillary would not have withdrawn from it.
Bernie maybe, but probably not. He would have been pressured by other powers.

Calm...

Just wait for Kristol Nacht

>It will be sean's job to elaborate on the tweets