Tfw you're not canadian

>tfw you're not canadian

Trips

Fuck Canada

wat kiend uf shtpostn is gon on in herre?

Feels Great

tfw I will submerge myself in leaves and be reborn a Canadian.

I don't know that feel b, maybe one day in another life you can join us.

me af, the pic

Western Canada = gorgeous land of prosperity and freedom.
Eastern Canada = ugly rock land of $200 electric bills and communism.

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This

LEL
Come over. We accept anyone.
Its -25 today. All the snow turns into gray slush. Its constantly cloudy in canada.
The weather alone makes you want to hero yourself.
Please come so you can want to kill yourself like 35 million canadians do.
No one here is happy.

Eastern Canada is shit- might as well move to Thailand.

Western Canada has sun, work, and BEAUTIFUL women- Quebec women are fine, but they are mostly sluts.

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Tfw your poor ass ancestor corrupt the north genetic and now youre mixed with some shithead native genetic. Trust me you prefer being swedish

How's your oil industry doing m8?

>You will never be a Canadian lumberjack
Why live

Recovering- existing wells are pumping- when it slows down it's new wells that stop being drilled.

The only thing wrong with Canada is that our PM is a faggot and most of the country is radical leftists. But that's just my opinion.

Most of the country by popultion- all in a small area like sardines. They are diseased and decrepid. Doctor's orders: 1-2 nukes..

'muh environment'

How did u get my pic?

I live in the most cucked part of Canada. Fucking kill me

>tfw youre not black

There`s still hope...

thank god. dodged that misfortune by like 10 miles. i would literally rather die.

Praise daddy O'Leary

DESU the internget is great- it lets you and me escape our surroundings- and know that there are sane people in teh world.

>sweden so cucked, they'd rather be a leafs

Anyone unironically remember when Sweden was known as this super advanced society made up of Blonde Gods/Goddesses?

Praise be to Him.

O'Leary will win next election and Trudeau will come out of the closet

Canada will be great again, but only if you vote Kevin.

Hard people make good times- good times make soft people...soft people make hard times.

Not really, there are a lot but they are concentrated in the cities. It's like America

Make Canada Great Again

Hard times make hard men

80% are in the Maritime Provinces

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.

The song was ment as a joke, not an instruction, for Canadians.

globalist kike

Hard men make white babies!

Sounds like our PM

In an average day, less than 1/100 people I see are nonwhite. They are definately in the cities- they can't survive in small communities where reputation and trust are important.

Our Dear Leader is Mr Dressup!

He's a little more that just Dressup

Leftist trudeaurite detected.

sitting in the shower is very comforting

try it sometime (with a plastic stool or something)

>replacing piss with shit

Tfw you're not canadian

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Living Canadian is as easy as asking yourself What Would Justin Do?

Lol
You trust other canadians?
What a naive retard, am I right lads?
Hope you get ripped off soon for being so stupid and trust worthy.

Try to please everyone.

>tfw Canadian
is there a better feel lads?