UK LAUNCHED NUCLEAR MISSLE BY ACCIDENT ON THE UNITED STATES. COVERED UP AND NOW LEAKED

UK LAUNCHED NUCLEAR MISSLE BY ACCIDENT ON THE UNITED STATES. COVERED UP AND NOW LEAKED

Yeah and we bought the fucking thing from you lot. Really good engineering there. KEK

And what? Do something bitchboy. Oh, that's right. WE OWN YOU

Hey you guys set it off dont start with me

If only it his blumpf

>ACCIDENT

nuke the UK, erradicate Islam

You'll delete this if you know what's good for you

works just fine, must of gotten confused when the ship couldn't hear the bongs from london

fuck russians for hacking UK submarine

Nice Navy you got there, lobsterbacks.

I agree desu, heading to the US is working fine.

Nice American missiles, septic

That sub looks quite worn-out.

>posts a man that hated your guts
Alright, swarthy? Why don't you fuck off back to Germany and leave America to the Anglos?

Its happening

Holy shit, British SSBNs look fucking disgusting.

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN IF YOU TRY TO STRIKE US DOWN. 1776

>german mongrels think they can take credit for 1776

Nah mate, they were anglo.

Ironman, Capitan America, Thor will kill you Britain.

Whelp, sorry lads.

If the missile actually hit the US who do you think would get the blame?

You guys.

Putin.

>whoops i mean we'd give you the codes to stop it, but we only give them out to colonies

>Upcoming political situation
>Cover up military blunder for political gain
>Getting caught not part of their plan

This reeks of Benghazi, no?

>the alt-right

No, we wouldn't
>inb4 this was our plan all along
>tfw the eternal anglo destroys the world in a nuclear holocaust

This is in itself a cover up.

We forgot to arm the missile.

You guys lost two times against us. Dont you make it three times lobsterbacks.

DAMN YOOOOOU, ANGLOOOOOOOOO!!!

>lose
>He doesn't know the banks in london own his country
kek

>implying captain Brexit wouldn't rek those chucklefucks

Your military lost. The banks dont matter when your soldier's heads were on a spik.

God save our Queen

The Eternal Anglo strikes again.

>The banks dont matter when your soldier's heads were on a spik.
that's okay now your wives are busy sucking the head off a spic

To who exactly? Oh right, the French, Dutch and Spanish Empires. wow, we were really BTFO'd. We cucked you in 1812 and burned your capital to the ground and begged us for peace. Lucky we were busy with Napoleon or we would have just taken the US back. You owe everything to France.

allahu akbar

>Accident

well that's a silly thing to do

>implying captain brexit didn't hatefuck captain Al-britani before she ran off and joined ISIS

Your own military general betrayed you. And Christopher Columbus punched the King of England in the face. So

>Vanguard replacement not expected in service till 2028
>By RN standards that means 2045

Don't think that rust buckets going to make it that long. The recent defense cuts really hit you guys hard.

My grandfather apologizes for accidentally killing your grandfather.

>implying Americans would ever dare touch a lobsterback

>no 'X'

Why did android rip-off Playstation controllers?

We burned your capital to the ground while your mates weren't there to fight your battles. We just marched in and lit it up. No resistance at all.
>Home of the brave
topkek

kek, Tyrone McSixty BTFO

And French. Never forget French proxy war

Because im gay

Try to do that again motherfuckers

Ahmed, please gtfo of u.k.
You don't belong there

>By RN standards that means 2045
please by RN standards that means cancelled by 2035 after we've spent billions on it, then buying some surplus american shit for billions more

Fucking frogs man. You'd think they would just piss off and let us empire but nah, just fucking us over.
We already did it you fat fuck. You're cowards.

Luckily being brits they missed.

Now they have lost the key to wind it up again and have to ask the queen if they can borrow the one for big ben.

You'd be speaking German you fucking faggot if it weren't for us carrying you.

Although I guess you kinda are speaking the "new" German language. Good luck with that achmed

>>By RN standards that means 2045
>please by RN standards that means cancelled by 2035 after we've spent billions on it, then buying some surplus american shit for billions more

Yanks can disarm your nukes while they are flying

>Still doesn't understand that the u.s is still a legal colony.

It took the entire force of Europe to fuck with the French empire. and you all failed multiple times.

>>Still doesn't understand that the u.s is still a legal colony.

And england is not a country.

They are yours desu.

No we wouldn't you fucking moron. They'd never break the will of the British people.
It didn't have to take the entirety of Europe. It is better to share the load. If you go head to head with another superpower you aren't going to be in good shape afterwards.

>It took the entire force of Europe to fuck with the French empire. and you all failed multiple times.

True

Anyway both the commander and 1/3rd of the army at waterloo was Irish. If they tried it now it would be crying for tea like dunkirk.

You know I've read all your posts in this thread
And I must say you come off as one salty ass hurt faggot.

So almost the 4th reich got destroyed ? Aaaaaaawwww....

>British missiles are aiming the US
Really makes you think..

lol

>Now they have lost the key to wind it up again and have to ask the queen if they can borrow the one for big ben
at least we don't have to ask the queen for our island back
>and some more food like fucking Oliver O'twist

>They'd never break the will of the British people.

Kek

little englan is not scotland or ni which are defined by hating little england.

Will my arse.

but the missile was empty right?

>salty ass hurt faggot.
english.

Well I'm not. You must be projecting your own emotions onto me. No need to upset you half breed yank poof.
Come home, son.

someone break out the point pointy end away from self stickers.

the beady anglo shouts out in pain as he strikes you

US missiles went off course and tried to hit the US.

Could you imagine being the guy that has to explain that? I mean, its not like he dropped a car of of the back of a truck, or spilled coffee on his work laptop.

Why don't you have your own missiles? Lend-lease still going on?

Is this really the best thing you could be spending your time on right now? No wonder your country is completely fucked.

Seeing how gutted and dysfunctional the UK military has become makes me sad.
>B-but muh Brexit! We redpilled now!
Yeah, no.

>they gave the pakki missile duty again

fuck sake lads keep it sensible

>we were mighty once
>in 1812
haha

Judging by the NATO and UN funding I would say you are about right.

>accident

yes, would this face lie to you?

>at least we don't have to ask the queen for our island back


And you see this is why we decline to be in your commonwealth.

Yes we asked. No one listened. Then we took
there are still bodies of missing british soldiers from the war of independence buried here. Screaming to be buried in england with dignity but lying face down under urinals. How does that make you feel?

Captain Britain in a Hijab!@?

Rachel Summers didn't get tore from the timeline for that shit!

Yeah I'm sure a "malfunction". Lt Muhammad just happen to press the wrong button right?

Underrated post

>can take a defenseless town
>most experienced British army gets shrekt at New Orleans by US militia and pirates

Top cuck

>b-but muh Trump! We white now!
I don't really care to be quite honest. I'm not really one for wewuzism but it really upsets the yanks when you tell them how redcoats marched into their capital and razed it to the ground without a single shot being fired

No. Our submarines look nothing like that.

That thing reeks of original Bongland grossness.

The missiles are bought from and maintained by the US.

They are the same missiles used on your subs.

Well boys, we always new this day would come.

Looks like its time to sink a few imperial pirate ships
But seriously
>malfunctioning nuke dispenser
No thank you

>Canadian troops
Oh yeah, mate. They came right out of the heart of africa aftering fighting of zulus when there were outnumbered and surrounded 100:1. You really got them with your military expertise

It wasn't an accident.

Oh, but you are, it's easy to notice. You own exactly Jack shit and mudslimes are taking over your country. U probably are a mudshit.

>accident

No, that's a retarded meme from movies. Nukes fail deadly and cannot be aborted after launch. Yes, it was le Russian hacker concerns.

>implying corpses can scream