Can we call these "twat hats"

Please?

(it makes more sense if you're in a country where twat and hat rhyme)

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ok

Sweet.

what countries do twat and hat not rhyme in?

No clue, but, in some places they say it like this: merriam-webster.com/dictionary/twat

Couldn't they come up with something a little more... fashionable?

Cunt Caps

for me:

twat rhymes with what

hat rhymes with that

America

Twaht
Hat

i was out at dinner last night and some leftist family had their like 10 year old girls wearing them

fucking hell burgerlardies, we give you a perfectly fine language and you fucking butcher it

son I am dissapoint

We merely perfected it :^)

I've heard it pronounced both ways.

waaaaa it's innapropriate for a president to use the word pussy, what if children heard it

let's use the word pussy around children

Vittuhattu
>XDDDDDDDDD

Well start pronouncing it the right way, faggots.

Reminder: they did it to themselves and is not my fault.

Shitty beanies

Then:
>Stop objectifying women!
Now:
>LOOK AT MY VAGINA HAT
>VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

I prefer cunt caps

All kidding aside those hats look kind of comfy. I love what my maga hat symbolizes but holy fuck does it look like a hat an 85 year old would wear.

Solution: red twat hat with MAGA on it.

...

We speak the language correctly

You guys were so pissed you lost the war of secession that you invented your own weird way of pronouncing shit so, so you developed those accents and started saying shit like "zed" in place of the letter "z" (correctly pronounced as "zee").

>oi roight m8 innit

Fuck outta here Paki

Why do those hats look like that? What's the significance?

They just look like piggy ears or something. So stupid and unflattering looking.

Nice.

we let you win, it was the easiest way to get rid of you

t. jamal

You knit a hat sized cylinder then sew up one end flat. The hat has ears like a cat, and cats are pussy.

Its just a woman fad, it has no significance to anything besides attention whoring.

How's your empire doing these days?

Twawt just doesn't have the right sting-slap that twat does. I'm convinced Americans just don't know how to swear properly.

Nice

t. Muhammad

>Only people wearing them are "cat women"
>Looks like they have cat ears
>Cat hats

I prefer both cunt caps and twat hats, but for normie purposes...

officially, could be better

but I hear conspiracy tales that the queen/square mile of london really still owns america. of course that's not "us, the English" since they own us too

t. dolan drumph

Who owns the Queen?

...

its like

dunno, the jews? luminerty? archons? greys?

those noses

Just start wearing the hats and saying outlandish shit to make them look dumber

I always said feminists were noisy cunts.

Americunts say twot instead of twat.