A Straight Girl's Guide to Being Single and Happy

From vice:

>There's so much more to life than waking up to the smell of the same scalp every day. Your energy to try new, exciting, weird, beautiful things is a precious commodity that will fade away with time, so it's up to you to spend it well while it lasts

> Think of it like winning the lottery, but instead of winning actual money, you won a finite supply of youth, beauty, and moxie. Now you have a handle on that blunt analogy: spend that paper before your family tells you to do something sensible with it

>One of the joys of being a single straight gal is that it's really quite likely that anyone you want to fuck will want to fuck you back. This means you are free to revel in a veritable buffet of dick

>Wake up miles from home with an adult male who still likes skateboarding.

> Flirt with old men at high-class bars so they buy you fancy cocktails

>Get gonorrhoea. Eat mousse

>You can do what you want, because you're young and you're single and the only real responsibility you have is paying the contract up on that iPhone you cracked

>Go out there and play fuckabout before you're trapped in the purgatory of a joint bank account forever.

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lol

Fucking hedonists

BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL

>>Get gonorrhoea. Eat mousse

Wha?

It is funny though, that the guide to being happy as a straight single female, is basically to act like a straight single male. Aside from the whole "they'll likely want to fuck you back" idea.

Kinda surprised liberals haven't gone after the very idea of marriage itself more heavily since it seems to cause so much unhappiness. Then again, the woman has every benefit to get married, even if she cheats on the guy, so maybe it's not that surprising.

How broken does a woman have to be to enjoy casual sex? I'm a guy and had it twice and it was awful, and boring, and left me feeling hollow inside. Literally how?

It's all fun and games until you hit 30.

they need marriage because they still want a "stable" relationship after hitting the wall around 30-33. and after that they get child support.

fag propaganda.

>Used up slut thinks some chad will give her a full ride

mfw I see this every day

lmao

you reap what you sow bitch

>you won a finite supply of youth, beauty, and moxie
Yeah, about 10 years until you morph into Swamp Thing

Anyway, this is a manual for self-destruction and I'm 99% positive the author is a Jewess

user, women don't hate marriage. They love it, because it results in divorce and free income from some dumb manslave who had the audacity to fall for her siren song.

You don't bite the hand that feeds you

probably the best MDE skit imo

>I think you've had too many accidents

Women are actually natural whores and like being used for sex. Its just when they hit the wall that they realize they fucked up

dunno. im like you. no interest in it whatsoever. maybe slightly better than jerking of except all the meaningless conversation that goes with it

What a fucking moron this woman is.

>Have sex with men because of the implications of his ability to improve your life
>Whittle away at this emotion until you are a hollow shell
>Sex with men you love is now meaningless

Men suffered with porn, now women will have to deal with this.

>Get out there and have some fun. Unlike your aunts, I'm not telling you that your uterus is expiring faster than a ripe avocado; I'm telling you that, before you start fretting about becoming a warty old maid, you might want to remember that contraceptives exist for a reason: so we can meet people in nightclubs, have sex with those people, and then slip away when we spot their jarred collection of navel fluff, all without the fear that their progeny might be growing inside us.

Same. I did it 4 times and it wasn't enjoyable. The next morning was awkward and the ensuing phone calls and texts made it worse. Then you just want to avoid the places they might show up.

Plus one was a roastie and by the time I found out, it was too late to turn back. Oh and one was overweight. Fuck alcohol and fuck degeneracy. I sullied myself and devalued those women.

>Companion piece: Living with AIDS

We need another plague or other catastrophe to cull the herd and end this decadence.

I sometimes consider the possibility that women don't actually think the way men conceptualize thought.
Like they don't understand cause and effect, are incapable of actually planning shit through and lack empathy.

The other night I scolded my gf for lying to her dad on the phone and she answered with "stop coming home so late from work" like this was a fucking show and tell of things that nag, I'm not telling you to stop lying because it bothers me, I'm telling you to stop lying because it's fucking wrong and it's even worse that you're lying to your fucking parents ffs.

I think I'll break up before it's too late.

>I'm not telling you that your uterus is expiring faster than a ripe avocado
except it is expiring faster than a ripe avacado.

there will be so many hags

Some of it might be inherent, but I think the way women are raised is a big part of it. They are infantilized and never given any responsibility, so they never learn agency.

Dump that cunt and find a better one for sure though.

Of course they don't think about how men consider them outside of how it will effect them.

Think of every skill you have, it doesn't exist in a vacuum, it exists there because there was something you wanted to solve. A beautiful woman who is handed everything needs nothing to survive, and so has nothing. Just like when you have a broken arm your muscles atrophy because you aren't using them.

>> Think of it like winning the lottery, but instead of winning actual money, you won a finite supply of youth, beauty, and moxie. Now you have a handle on that blunt analogy: spend that paper before your family tells you to do something sensible with it

So they are saying, imagine you win the lottery, you should waste it all immediately and going broke again and ending up on one of those documentaries, instead of saving and investing it so you can get richer and live comfortably?

And they are saying that is the right, good thing to do? They are celebrating hedonism with no regard for the future?

Why has this happened to us? What went wrong? What happened to Protestant Work Ethic? Now it's more like, PROSTITUTE work ethic.

Was it:
a) women's lib
b) blacks
c) Jews
d) all of the above
e) other (please specify)

whats wrong with that?

I'm 25, good paying job and in good shape. I'm fucking everything that I can before I get tied down. Why shouldn't women?

>So they are saying, imagine you win the lottery, you should waste it all immediately
>finite youth
>what is reading comprehension

Because women aren't men?

ofc they can, but they should not act afterwards like that woman in op

You haven't been here long, have you?

Nature is trying to help (e.g. STIs like AIDS, trans suicide rates, etc.) but we keep fighting back.

This

Casual encounters are never as good as the real deal with your best girl. Or at least a girl you know pretty well.

When we get older there will be some sort of "unmarried women" crisis and men will be to blame, of course.

I know they didn't work then and I know they won't work now but I wish there were some Julian marriage law tier revival

I'm not sure if i'm more mad that this shit is being pushed or sad at how fucking empty it must be.

In reality i'm both, because it's what people are doing now.

it is biology boosted up by technological progress

>what is interpreting meaning

Imagine you have a million but you have to spend it all within a week.

They are saying you should spend it on parties, cocaine and hookers, instead of buying properties and investments ("the sensible thing"). In other words, fuck loads of Chads instead of securing a dependable husband you love.

Those women devalued themselves. The sad part is the entire generation of women that are going to be incompatible with marriage

Open admission of The Wall. Just when you think you've seen it all...

Nobody has answered you yet so I will. They utterly hate themselves down to the marrow. They do not know joy. They are dead. They know it. Anyone with a brain and a heart know it. But know this. It is us men who let them down. Do not let anyone dissuade you from that fact.

Want to make it right? Live a life worth living. So simple. But think how much we have been corrupted if this very simple fact is so elusive.

So in other words, this harlot doesnt want to become a more productive citizen because she wants to delude herself as if she was 18 again and ride the cock carousel all her life.

My nigga.

Have you guys seen this? Let's give knighthood to somebody deserving it, for once.

change.org/p/give-britain-s-last-surviving-dambuster-hero-a-knighthood

George Johnson, the last surviving dambuster is a fine gentleman. Let 2017 mark the culmination of his career. Also, Are Nige supports hims wholeheartedly.

How new are you m8. Stick around and maybe you'll learn a thing or two.

Hint: You're not going to be 25 forever. The vast majority of your life will be spent being old and not having sex with people. If you're not preparing for this now, life is going to kick your ass later.

Shit, wrong thread. Gonna go to brit/pol/.

Its already a crisis just look at the marriage rates. Feminism destroyed the west we just get to watch is burn

Expextation
>hurr durr im a free wymynn i can do whatever I want!
Reality
>anti depression meds, tears about chad not replying to tbeir texts and ALL MEN ARE PIGS * sobs and stuffs icecream into cockhole*

This user gets it.

>before I get tied down

You mean before you marry a girl you're settling for, and then she cheats on you and divorces you.

I won't tell you to stop being a whore, because you're already worthless. Have fun growing old.

Female sufrage.
The first thing they voted for was take away what pleased men after a hard day's work and invite the government into people's bedrooms.

Sufragettes created the gangster and the bureaucrat.

I've always tried to explain to people how women are raised differently and you put it perfectly

Now do you 'prepare' for not having sex? Remove condoms from your shopping list?

Why has hedonism become the most important thing in society, rather than having a large family?

Of course on an objective level, reproducing is the most important thing.

So these people are just fucking idiots.

textbook kurvetina brate..

>whores who ruined their lives trying to normalize it so they don't have to feel bad about it

on an objective level nothing is important
importance is subjective

I'd argue creating a work or science or art that trascends your lifetime and is built upon by future generations is at least equally gratifying as raising a good man.

Shame women can't do either anymore. Artificial wombs when?

>live in a society where marriage is both unneeded and fundamentally broken (on the male side)
>get all uppity when people are choosing to opt out of marriage and enjoy a degenerate life style

Hmmm... really makes you think.

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whores

Whores crying that they can't keep a man after they are old and used. Sorta like my cummed up and once white t

hmm something I've adjusted to and learned to live with that a woman won't be able to cope with when she turns 30, hits the wall, and all of a sudden no one wants a thing to do with her

>Think of it like winning the lottery, but instead of winning actual money, you won a finite supply of youth, beauty, and moxie. Now you have a handle on that blunt analogy: spend that paper before your family tells you to do something sensible with it

this reasoning is exactly why so many lottery winners blow all of their cash and have to go back to working at wal-mart

This is exactly the reason why women age like shit.
If women were more responsible and took better care of themselves while they're young they would age much better.

I know that feel. It is especially bad in Africa. The continent is desperately trying to keep the niggers in check using the most horrifically creative means, but we just won't let it.

False. Importance is biologically determined.

>I'd argue creating a work or science or art that trascends your lifetime and is built upon by future generations is at least equally gratifying as raising a good man.
It can be gratifying sure. But on a basic biological level, the only thing that is important is to reproduce - that's what we're all programmed by biology to do.

>Shame women can't do either anymore. Artificial wombs when?
Well I will try and breed naturally. I hope artificial wombs never happen. That would be horrible.

The women who aren't interested in having children will die off, of course.

So just pay attention to the women who DO want children.

was is past-tense, were is present-tense. so its correct to say "as if she were"

Find other activities, hobbies and passions in life that help you grow and develop as a person so you aren't a hollow, empty shell when you get older and no one gives a shit about you anymore. Women do not do this.

Let me guess, because she is a good 'Christian girl' she will go right to Heaven when she dies.

Hahaha, do it you stupid whore but don't expect me to marry you when you get old!

>But know this. It is us men who let them down.
This sounds a tad white knightish to me. You seem to me to be infantilizing women and not treating them as adults here. There are plenty of women who ascribe to socially conservative values and who CAN see that actions have consequences -even long term consequences.

Do you think that the majority of men wanted 3rd, 2nd, or even 1st wave feminism? The majority of men at each time in history opposed it. I would even go as far to say that the majority of males oppose hook-up culture even today but esp. so when it was emerging and esp. so when you see that it was based on the gay hookup culture that emerged in the late 1950s/ early 60s.

Women have always been the "gate keepers" of sexuality. It's basic biology. You could say that women have been damaged at the break up of the family unit, but that still doesn't lay at the feet of men.

how ironic that she looks like Pam, esp considering Jenna Fischer's desperate tweets

This is why more of us should be against abortion

Why isn't everyone's first thought upon winning the lottery "buy a lot of land and rent it"?
I cannot think of an easier and more dependable way to grow your money that isn't illegal.
There was an ascetic girl at my college and every other woman absolutely despised her because she looked much younger, was actually fit, and spent much more time with the "Chads" because she was an athlete unlike their fat alcoholic asses that could only get attention while Thundercock jr. was drunk at the club.

"As if she were" is correct, but because it is the present subjunctive, which is a mood not a tense
>policing grammar on 4chinz
>being wrong about it
stop it fag

Lmao

These dumb bitches will end up alone with a nice family of cats.

>cracked

Took me a min to figure out shes talking about a phone she dropped instead of cracking the software for superior freedom. Women are shit.

More like AIDS is only bad because of aidsphobes and other racists. When will you stop oppressing us?

Lol, where the fuck are you getting that?

100% chance she's Jewish

This. Women literally lose reproductive value every second past 30. I saw an article the other day is 50 the new 40 for having children? And I thought for birth defects maybe.

OP sourceless fag
archive.is/W3vzk

>There's so much more to life than waking up to the smell of the same scalp every day.
What the fuck? Why is she smelling some guy's scalp every day? No wonder she's single.

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>spend that paper before your family tells you to do something sensible with it
These yolo faggots don't know about mileage being devaluing

youtube.com/watch?v=6A2XztkdRRo

>From vice
I made the right choice in blocking that channel.

Sex is always better with some form of emotional involvement. I'm engaged in a decent amount- casual and in relationships. There is no comparison.

Women who do want children want them to take your money through alimony, or every man's money through food stamps.

You're not a basic animal, despite what Scotland may say, get yourself some higher goals. That's what homo habilis spent so much time digesting barbecue and growing that big bad brain for.

marriage=old age insurance
as per the article, even the most rampant slut knows, her looks (and therefore, fuckability) are a cheque that has to be cashed before expiry. And that inevitable date always comes too soon.

sorry teacher

>False. Importance is biologically determined

Then why isn't it as important as it used to be? Could it be that there are factors beyond biology?

This post pleases Slaanesh.

Don't give women credit for doing anything, you fag. We got lazy and started hitting them instead of doing anything sustainable in the long run.

Underrated

I worked in an office with all women. I would joke sometimes about never getting married or having kids and having a small home and a pile of cash saved away. Every time I could feel a touch of bitter resentment from them because I was 20 years their junior and already figured out what a trap modern marriage is.

Get the Clap, you going down for a nap.

>You seem to me to be infantilizing women and not treating them as adults here.
No shit, women are supposed to be led. The ones that do see the consequences of their actions had good fathers or father figures growing up. The dynamic between men and women is so completely solidified in women that women literally can't tell you what they want in a man, because doing so would be leading the man.

2 things
1. Self worth
2. Morals

I'd love to murder her and mutilate her corpse and dump it in a public place

If you were a former degenerate, redpill your peers before they make the same mistakes. We can turn this around, but it's going to take STRONG, MORAL MEN.

Picture VERY related.