/ptg/ President Trump General - Spicy Press Conference 02 Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
58pic2017.org/
Trump Playlist FUCK BOTS
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PRESIDENT TRUMP INAUGURATION
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Honors LEO and 1st Responders 1/22/17
youtu.be/VEnPRPg2i6s
>Pres Trump attends WH Staff Swearing in 1/22/17
youtu.be/8TS98E_2JOc
>Sean Spicer rapes MSM 1/21/17
youtu.be/9AjjVMAdWm4
>Pres Trump @ CIA HQ 1/21/17
youtu.be/xagAlOXT9Wk
>Press Briefing 1/19/17 Spicer/Pence
youtu.be/BQsGMclH9lA
>Trump Interview with F&F 1/18/17
youtu.be/izSMiDc7q98
>Trump talks at first inaugural event 1/17/17
youtu.be/TZiC2bc5SAE
>Pence Address to US Mayors Conference 1/17/17
youtu.be/7wyLYd665YM

CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Trump All Your Base Are Belong to Us
youtu.be/Kn9Xsmj942E
>Sup Forums Reacts to Trump Victory
youtu.be/BZy5r4dlgW0
>Make America Aesthetic Again
youtu.be/PohVAmIjPEA
>TrumpQuest
youtu.be/Deu14tD_hrU
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
>AD: Trump's Argument for America
youtu.be/vST61W4bGm8
>Trump - Never Come Down (3hrs Long)
youtu.be/zxXfHxceMg4

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WALLLLL!

AWOO!

DO YOU FUCKS COMPREHEND WHAT THEY WILL DO
THEY WILL GIVE ACCESS TO ALT MEDIA TO BTFO MSM :DDDD

>yf alex jones goes on a 5 minute skype rant in the middle of a white house press conference

gay

fpbp

FIRST FOR TENDIES

>Inc-incom- new

ALEX JONES
SKYPE
SOON

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BUILD WALL

AWOOOOOOOOOOMENT

How do we get in on the Skype thing?

Can Sup Forums become a journalist?

>"skype seats"
>"journalists beyond the DC area"

Millie when?

WE HAVE A PRO-LIFE PRESIDENT

>rodrigez
>white house Spanish site

>Jennifer Rodriguez

PRO-CHOICE FEMINISTS BTFO

SKYPE SEATS

BABY KILLERS BTFO

EAT SHIT ABORTION FAGS

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GROBAL SKYPE CHATS WITH TENDIES

SKYPE SEATS

YEAHH

>alex jones calls via skype
SPICER TALK ABOUT BOHEMIAN GROVE. WHAT GOES ON THERE?

S P I C E D
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ALEX JONES ON SKYPE WITH THE WHITE HOUSE
INFOWARS IS ESTABLISHMENT NOW

What was the deal with the question on the mandate? It almost sounded like Spicer had no idea what they were talking about.

FUCK SPANISH

>muh anerican values

We need to get Styx a Skype seat

>SPICER, WILL THE GOVERNMENT STOP PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER?

>President Trump will stand up to the grobarists

really, Spicer?

He's a lot better at taking questions than reading off the paper. He probably reads faster than he can speak by accident.

all these questions are boring as fuck

How about the mars mission you fags

Is Spice Daddy creaming himself over the nips wanting to get their Gunam statue moving for the Olympics?

We elected a manlet lads. I'm with her now.

SKYPE SEATS!!!!

IS HE /OUR GUY/?

P R O L I F E

We need a press representative
Would actually happen

Alex can't go 15 seconds in press conferences without shouting "INFORWARS.COM FORWARD SLASH SHOW!". I can't wait for the first instance.

>tfw he addresses the globalists LIVE

WE'RE TAKING AWAY THEIR ABORTIONS
WE'RE TAKING AWAY THEIR ABORTIONS
WE'RE TAKING AWAY THEIR ABORTIONS
WE'RE TAKING AWAY THEIR ABORTIONS
WE'RE TAKING AWAY THEIR ABORTIONS
NO MORE BABY KILLING

GET IN FAGGOTS WE'RE MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

SKYPE

SEATS

Muh abortion muh uterus

>MUH SPANISH
I hope he leaves it down.

Threadly reminder that Trump will never be allowed to fill the Supreme Court seat that the Republicans unconstitutionally stole from Obama. EVERY nominee that Trump puts forward is illegitimate. You need 60 votes and Schumer will NOT let that happen. It's time you conservatives got a taste of your own medicine. Prepare for filibuster like you've never seen before.

SPICER RALLY!

SPICER!

>Hispanic McHispanic women
>asks a question about immigration

What a surprise.

One of us! One of us!

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So far this guy is Sup Forums, /m/, /mlp/ and now /r9k/. All of this revealed in less than a 24 hour time span. What else will be revealed about him this year?

>jones vs cent round 2 in the whitehouse briefing room

Our humble water filter merchant has come so far

why do they all think they get 2 questions?

What was this about Pro-life? What did Trump do?

Roy Cohn: one of Trump's mentors - died decades ago, close aide to McCarthy - known for hunting communist Jews
David Freidman: picked for ambassador to Israel (Shocking! A Jew!), far right conservative

Michael Dezer: businessman, never involved in politics - not even for Trump
Gil Dezer: brother of Michael Dezer, never involved in politics - not even for Trump
Alan Fishman: businessman, never involved in politics - not even for Trump
Richard Le Frank: businessman, never involved in politics - not even for Trump
Phil Ruffin: businessman, never involved in politics - until Trump
Carl Icahn: businessman, never involved in politics - until Trump
Stewart Raar: businessman that lives in Trump Tower, never involved in politics - not even for Trump
Steven Mnuchin: businessman, never involved in politics - until Trump

Allen Weisselberg: worked all his life for Trump Organization, never involved in politics - not even for Trump
George H. Ross: worked all his life for the Trump Organization, never involved in politics - not even for Trump
Felix Sater: worked for Trump in one real estate project, never involved in politics - not even for Trump
Steve Wynn: worked for the Trump Organization - then fired and sued by Trump, never involved in politics - not even for Trump
Jason Greenblatt: worked for the Trump organization, never involved in politics - until Trump
Michael Cohen: worked for the Trump organization, former Democrat - until Trump
Alan Garten: worked for the Trump organization, never involved in politics - until Trump

Sam Nunberg: hired for Trump's campaign - then fired and sued by Trump, Republican operative
Michael Glassner: hired for Trump's campaign, Republican operative
Corey Lewandowski: hired for Trump's campaign, Republican operative
Stephen Miller: hired for Trump's campaign, Republican operative

Charles Kushner: father of Jared Kushner, former Democrat donor
Jared Kushner: married to Ivanka Trump, conservative media mogul

This is exactly the kind of short-sighted thinking that I'm talking about. Cutting off foreign aid is a good idea, but it isn't enough. The government also needs to engage in more active measures like abortion and sterilization. It's very disappointing that Trump is starting to think like a cuckservative.

>muh DACA recipients
>muh spanish language white house website

use bing/google translate you cunt

Alright, White House
How do you plan on reducing the power of alphabet soup agencies
That's about all
Peace out

LOL WH SPANISH SITE TAKEN DOWN

DEPORT THEM ALL

>President Trump wirr biurd a warr

get this weebshit out of here!

>Trump still hasn't imported waifus for all of us

How can you defend him?

>white house spanish cite

OMG
How did they sneak this picture of the secret 4th executive order signed today, banning blowjobs for dicks under 7"?

AREN'T THEY ALL SKYPE SEATS?

what is a podium

(you)

Do it water filter man!

(((Skype))) seats

he's actually better at taking questions than reading off statements.

Trump ended "Mexico City" policy, just stops us money from funding abortion groups overseas

WE'RE GONNA SKIP THIS NETWORK BREAK
WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS TO STOP THE DIMENSIONAL INFORMATION FROM BEING CONVEYED TO THE ROTHCHILDS

>please and yes

he likes to make olympic omelets

/ck/

They uh they rite a giant framing o-owl on fire and that's uh... that's about all I know. The Owl isn't a giant robot owl and is made out of Wood, so I douh do not have much information erm it at this time.

>gives Fox Business one of the first questions

Spicer is picking some good reporters.

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SPICER RALLY AWOOOO

it's ok they are American too :))

No gibs, now shut up or fuck off

fucking journalsits are speaking too fast now, this IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL

the first mech secretary

kek

h-hi

Maybe that is why Trump picked him?

After all, anyone that is truely one of us would be great at Bantering.

THE
WALLLLLLLL

IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED HOT FUCKING DAMN

Okay Carlos, you can stay. But military service first!

>everyone i dont like is a jew

He's the publix poster

Notice the absence since the inauguration?

That has a reason

>Trying to answer press questions
>Some betamale from CNN is stuttering his way through his loaded inquiry
>Alex Jones, present on a monitor showing his face, interrupts by screaming for a a minute straight

Is Spicer really a weeb?

photographic evidence of him at anime conventions in cosplay

screencap this

kek

BEST DEALS

Kek

How the fuck does that affect us then? And why do we pay other countries to give abortions in the first place?

>Sub-Saharan Africa getting over 4 Billion
But how will they feed themselves?