PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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PRESIDENT TRUMP INAUGURATION
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Honors LEO and 1st Responders 1/22/17
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>Pres Trump attends WH Staff Swearing in 1/22/17
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>Sean Spicer rapes MSM 1/21/17
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>Pres Trump @ CIA HQ 1/21/17
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>Press Briefing 1/19/17 Spicer/Pence
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>Trump Interview with F&F 1/18/17
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>Trump talks at first inaugural event 1/17/17
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>Pence Address to US Mayors Conference 1/17/17
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Trump All Your Base Are Belong to Us
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>Sup Forums Reacts to Trump Victory
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>Make America Aesthetic Again
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>TrumpQuest
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>The Lion
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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>AD: Trump's Argument for America
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>Trump - Never Come Down (3hrs Long)
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/ptg/ President Trump General - We're Only Getting Started Edition
AWOO AWOO AWOO
> CtR got another $40 million
Just remember: They can't change shit
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Well kek, I'll be damned
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> Trump’s press secretary has been fighting with Dippin’ Dots for 5 years
> As social media detectives have quickly discovered, Spicer has been waging a quiet, one-sided Twitter feud with the flash-frozen spherical treat. It started in 2010, when Spicer—still a year out from taking up his previous post as communications director for the RNC—tweeted out “Dippin dots is NOT the ice cream of the future,” a blatantly incendiary claim that flew in the face of the company’s long-cherished slogan. It’s not clear what provoked Spicer’s attack—a bad trip to the zoo, maybe, or possibly Six Flags—but it was still sticking in his craw a year later, when he doubled down on the bold claim
Press secretary and clearly one of us. Autism, many such cases
bump for Poland
>Funds are on the deck already
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
bump
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AWOO
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>another $40 million wasted
Is David Brock /ourguy/?
>yfw Trump passes a bill that requires media news networks to switch when televised at airports, bars, and businesses
>yfw this forces equal airtime for Fox and prevents CNN from being everywhere 24/7
>yfw CNN officially goes bankrupt
>yfw no more CNN at airports
Get ready to work and to whip beaners if they become lazy.
>Turn on CNN to watch the butthurt
>Jew
Why did I even bother
>watches anime
>like politics
>greentext irl
Daily reminder Sean Spicer is one of us.
>as communications director for the RNC—tweeted out “Dippin dots is NOT the ice cream of the future,”
AWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>fox business excited they got a question from Spice
Cute
MSNBC still claiming there is a "rift" between Trump and the CIA/intelligence services
Dr.phil is doing a show right now about pedophiles, he just said pedophilia is a sexual orientation
and has a guest who it a pedophile as well as a foster parent for little girls
why nobody cares about this!!!
>be Sean Spicer
>just want to build model kits and spend all my money on pocky and bodypillow covers
>phone rings
>Hello, Mr. Spicer? We represent the incoming Trump Administration and we're desperate for a new press secretary. No one else is morally bankrupt enough to return our calls.
>no thanks
>We're offering an absurd amount of money. Enough to buy all the Soul of Chogokin figurines you could ever want.
>sweating profusely
>We have a limited edition VOTOMS Blue Knight Berserga Testarossa figure with platinum frame and gemstone lenses as a signing bonus.
>ok
>how bad could it be
>show up for my first day on the job
>giant crying manbaby runs up and starts pawing my suit jacket
>realize it's still dusty because the last time I had it out of storage was Aunt Emma's funeral in the 8th grade
>BAWWWWW SPICER THEY'RE SAYING MY CROWDS WERE TINY
>it's okay sir you had the best crowds, absolutely huge crowds
>DO YOU MEAN IT
>an absolutely tremendous crowd sir, more people than even the Battle of Loum
>uhhh nevermind I have to go out on stage now
>so as you can see from these tarps the idea that there weren't a lot of people was a complete optical illusion and also magnetometers kept all the real Zeonic sympathiz- I mean patriots out of the mall
>okay bye no questions
>that wasn't too hard
>phone starts exploding
>I'm a meme now
>someone mentions I actually have to give a real press conference tomorrow
>Katsucon is in 24 days
>Secretary of Defense tells me I won't be able to go because someone has to spin the upcoming invasion of Kampuchea
>sir don't you mean Cambodia
>WHATEVER
>am I working for a less charismatic Lecoque
>go home
>my Gun x Sword BD box is on hold due to lack of funds
>still haven't gotten my paycheck
>starting to think those rumors about Trump never paying his workers aren't just rumors
>Chosen News Network
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I liked Sean's explanation of rolling out the Exec Orders for maximum public digestion
Good, we can finally stop talking about it.
And don't forget the
>Trump will never X
pasta.
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That's fucking true though it's a fucking scam, they require a shit ton of proprietary equipment and are expensive as fuck. It's like DRM for ice cream.
Fucking Dibs are better, but local ice cream is the best. Can't beat local dairy and fresh-made, still warm waffle cones.
Don't turn on CNN
How anyone can watch this
A hugbox of lies
kek CTR really got 40 million?
Did they not realize the first time that shit won't demoralize us?
he's a great blend of Sup Forums /mlp/ /ck/ and Sup Forums.
Asking again, thread flew by:
What got done today?
Spices help digestion.
Also Attendees is a normal world, don't go "hahaha this is our meme!"
at·tend·ee
əˌtenˈdē,ˌatenˈdē/
noun
plural noun: attendees
a person who attends a conference or other gathering.
Based Hannity
>The SJW Club
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Was advertising /po/ the most racist board on Sup Forums his idea?
Normies payed to shill flood in and are overwhelmed with the sheer hatred a small papercraft community throws back at 'em.
CNN CAN'T SPIN THIS POSITIVELY, NO MATTER HOW THEY COVER THIS, IT'LL SOUNDS SALTY AS FUCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
what the fuck
>SPICER: I NEVER LIE (HE DOES)
>TRUMP + TEAM ARE LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING
>INAUGURATION CROWD SIZE
>CIA CLAPPING
>RUSSIA
>THE DREAMERS
they will never learn
Comfy.
What a timeline.
kek
So Sup Forums is now literally the white house press secretary.
I wonder how poor old Reddit feels now. Wait, no I don't.
>Miller
>Pence
>Conway
>now Spicer
Consistently great picks. How does do it?
WTF I hate dippin' dots now
no more oreos
no more dippin' dots
I can't go on....like this....
forgot /cgl/
>B-BUT MUH TRADITIONS
When exactly does Trumpgen become redundant?
Are you guys still watching the livestream? They're immediately talking shit lmfao
Anyone got a transcript to the CNN questio where they got BTFO?
Can't watch videos with sound at work, and I doubt it has CC
>Hannity has millions of people listening to his show and wathcing him
>he is speaking with Daddy Trump at 1 AM
>meanwhile Joe can't get shit even after not partying with him
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fixed it so it loops
January 21st, 2025 barring changes to the Constitution.
Brock must be an incredibly smooth snake oil salesman in person in order to keep pulling these stunts off. No one with a brain would still be hiring him.
i for one welcome the newest addition to /ourguys/
Threadly reminder Hilary won the popular vote.
>I'm not complaining but he didn't call on the AP first.
These people.
cringe
Jesus christ, now CNN is believing what RUSSIA says over THE US
CNN needs to be shut down and investigated.
He knows people
In 8 years.
>Implying it will ever be redundant
He knows skill when he sees it.
Our intention is not to lie - Spicer the Splicer
> Sup Forumslacks are literally running show in white house and shitposting from stage on TV live
Does Spice accept requests for his next show?
What happened during the press conference? Did they talk about the wall?
President Trump Gen is relevant while he's president I'd guess.
I heard Trump lied about saying he had the biggest inauguration crowd
Basically. Drive CNN into the ground until no one will watch them. Not even as lobby channels.
Trump signs three executive actions
-Federal hiring freeze
-TPP is kill
-Mexico City policy
also Spice Rally
Do we know if Spicer is refined cultured Reifag or a foul unwashed Asukafag, yet?
This is important.
Centered the text
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>He makes it real.
Hannity is comfy as fuck
AROUND
THE
GLOBE
I asked him on Twitter but he hasn't replied yet.
Fake news
No, the problem is that the press secretary doesn't know proper grammar and made an error
He probably has dirt on more than a couple people higher up.
When you stop sucking dick, so never
You fucking autistic faggots ruin every single thread
They'll still be watched abroad, that's where most of their money come from.
KEK
> Prefering the fucking clone bitch to the actual competent human being
>Reifags
>Refined
>Cultured
Top kek
>Not including Mattis after injuring the leader of ISIS on his first day
Shameful
GROBE
ftfy
When Kanye General starts
TRUMP FUCKING KNOWS GOOD PEOPLE
A little.
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You should just use the 100 million dollars you give to Mexico in aid every year for the wall
Trump is the greatest assessor of talent in the history of the world. He is the ultimate master of the art of managing human resources.