> Sister begs me to burn my MAGA hat after the inauguration for a laugh. > Do it because shit why not and also the one I bought was a knock off > Put some oil on it and throw a match > Watch it cinder a little > Want to keep it mostly intact for snapchat pictures > Go to douse it in water > Suddenly explodes molten plastic like a landmine > Burns my entire arm up, shove my arm in water to solidify the plastic before it burns deeper into my skin > Screaming in pain
Is this the hidden will of Kek, punishing me?
Parker Evans
>pouring water on a molten polyester oil fire
Ryder Thompson
Brit-bongs just can't get enough of Asian products don't they?
Luis Roberts
>water on an oil fire You are a special sort of stupid aren't you?
Daniel Ortiz
Those who defy Kek will suffer second degree burns from molten plastic
Jaxson Bell
>Is this the hidden will of Kek, punishing me? No it's basic chemistry punishing you.
Owen Diaz
youve been cursed
Carter James
Beat your sister and make her buy you a new one faggot.
Evan Hall
It's not his sisters fault at all, he's the one who decided to bun it. He's an adult, he can fuck up on his own.
Nolan Roberts
Oh ok. Kill yourself cuck OP.
Benjamin Diaz
>BONG EDUCATION You're not secretly a Mick are you? I heard they're even more retarded than the usual bong
Nathan Jenkins
No, it's the hidden will of your anus, it's taken over in place of that empty space between your ears.
You fucking paki.
Cameron Roberts
Is your sister hot?
Logan Anderson
You could be like Big Boss but with plastic in your arm instead of metal.
Chase Lopez
should've taken your worthless life instead you pakistani cuckold
Carter Allen
Kek punishes the guilty. Don't fuck with the chaos god. Shadilay
Jace Davis
Consider yourself judged.
Christopher Foster
>Is this the hidden will of Kek, punishing me? It is, stupid brit, it is.
Daniel Robinson
Post pics of your arm and your sis tits. If you dont then youll really see the power of kek
