So i low key defended hitler in history class

so i low key defended hitler in history class
now i have to do a presentation about how he was right and the teacher said it has to be flawless
can ya'll niggas help me
the teacher is a die hard liberal

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Dude... how...

no this is fake and she would fail the student anyway in your imaginary situation

You're fucked.

Might as well name the Jew.

Go for the failed communist revolution of 1919 that was 18/19 jewish.

just tell him he was right and to shove it up his hebe ass

This you're going too deep too fast

It's not hard to construct a narrative where Hitler is a misguided idealist, a gentle soul that under the pressure of rebuilding a superpower makes "unforgivable" moral compromises. His ideals weren't wrong or ugly, the realities he faced made him devolve into ugliness. Many besides Hitler share the moral responsibility for the holocaust, including the nations that refused to accept them when Germany asked.

fake and gay

but assuming it is not, which it is, you can easily point to croatia being a fake and gay country carved out of yugoslavia by jews

Are you a moderator or janitor?

Baby's firsts steps.

I still have documents saved of when I gave speeches about Eugenics and the eternal Jew from High school.
Be the hero those poor students need but don't deserve.

Point out the fact that most of the victims of the holocaust were just those afflicted with Typhus from allied bombing. Also point out the numerous technological developments that happened in Nazi Germany. They invented modern rockets, the assault rifle, jet aircraft, huge advancements in fuel injection, and numerous others.

As long as you don't sperg out you'll be fine. Remain calm the whole time

You've already fucked yourself and signed yourself up for some serious pain. But however had the Axis won, Croatia would have benefited from the new order. Make sure you mention that.

>low key defended
How did you do that?

>hurr durr Sup Forums I'm to retarded to defend my views can you like do my thinking for me maybe?

There is tons of info, start with the 6 hour documentary called adolf hitler the greatest story never told.

Its fairly easy to see why he was pushed to do the things he did, its not so easy to "disprove" them however.

What exactly did you claim in class?

>he fell for the Hitler did nothing wrong meme

Easy. He was a product of the time. Had Germany not been fucked so hard by the Treaty of Versailles would someone like Hitler ever had the opportunity to rise to power?

kek does not will your shitposting

also make sure to mention about how the citizens of nazi germany happily moved in and took over jewish owned businesses within days of them being taken to concentration camps. This will prove that the average german citizen also had no problem with the mass murder of any and all jews, thus taking some of that sole responsibility off of poor old adolf's shoulders. It wasn't just 1 crazy nazi, it was a country full of crazy nazis

that direction makes it seem like he did something wrong. the narrative of his speech / essay must not contradict the statement, "hitler did nothing wrong." so using apologist methods backfire here

internal contradictions have been known to be an indicator for sarcasm.....

I thought this was standard in Croatia, as every Croatian wishes to be an Austrian or German.

You'll need info from pic related and this YT video: youtube.com/watch?v=5gnpCqsXE8g

I don't have anything, but the important thing is to not completely sperg out. Right now you can do a decent job and still pass off as just fucking around like most kids do. If you go overboard on the presentation they'll realize you were being completely serious and probably treat you terribly. Use any source you find in this thread, but also try and present it in as funny a manner as you can so you can you can use the aforementioned Springtime For Hitler defense

>holocaust
>real

start by returning istria and dalmatia to italians, like your poglavnik did (for dalm) in 1941.
then say a couple of words about how brave it is to throw kids in karst wholes, or gouge their eyes out.

Dont worty, its Croatia, its a Nazi/Ustaše country already. Your classmates will applaud when you show
>pic rel

I wish I could go back in time to highschool classrooms but with my current redpilled brain

I would destroy the history teacher and make sure everyone knows Hitler was actually a hero

I did the same when I was in school, the next time I was absent she told the class to have "safe words" to signal her if I was making a threat to the school. Thinking I was going to be a school shooter and I caused mass panic among black students as well in the class. Some asking me if I wanted to kill them and I replied "not yet". Then another time I was absent she made the class write a paper on how I was a bad student. I told her she'll pay greatly for her misdeeds towards disrespecting me and my historic hero. She got fatally ill in less than 3 weeks then died the next month. Adolf Hitler's spirit truly lives on and blessed my loyalty.

Hitler's anti-semitism was provoked by the fact that the revolution of 1918/19 was jewish-led

Also, jews were perceived as not being patriotic; and of profiteering during war

kek your life is over. kill yourself nazifag

If this is even real, which I doubt it, he's set you up to fail. He's probably reporting you as we speak to your head-teacher.

You're going to need to appeal to people's sensibilities regarding the German people during Nazi Germany if you're going to escape unscathed sir. I'd focus on the economic impact Hitler had on Germany's economy which is the most astounding thing to have ever happened in human history. Going from a hyper inflated banana republic to one of the world's greatest super powers in a matter of a few years is something to behold. Not to mention holding their own against 3 world powers invading their country.

youtube.com/watch?v=x4obeqaxhRs
This video explains everything you need to know.
Hitler was a savior to Germany. History teachers should know this. You waited till the last moment, you must make do with your time.
Also, you are Croatia. Why don't you report your teacher for indoctrination?

You're a total badass bro give me lessons

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I trust that you'll do fine. After all, it's not like it's gonna be a hard task defending Nazis as a Croatian, after all.

Just say total faggots like liberal history teachers should be tomorrow's gingerbread men

Just focus on the shit Germany was dealing with pre-3rd reich and save your grade
Jewish revolution 1917
Hyperinflation
Jews declaring ethnic war on Germany
Polish communists attacking germans and austrians
That stuff

Here you go sport, your argument in one picture.

Just tell them that hitler was a social construct, and that the idea of hitler is based upon social standing and class. Only the poor believe in the existence of Hitler because it is the opium of the masses.

Or no, wait, that was god. Oh well, same thing.

I'd just start by giving a list of kikes that i wouldn't mind seeing... prosecuted: goldman sachs, lehman brothers, rothschild.

they might be quite sympathetic hehe

Easy.

If your teachers a die-hard libshit, they're a relativist and atheist too.

Therefore you just argue since there is no God, there is no inherent good, and Hitler just did what he though was right- i.e. a product of Germany's hatred. They either have to say Hitler was right or that their whole ideology was wrong. And imo they're pretty certain about their ideology

>'low key'

You must of failed your ethics, philosophy, and critical thinking exams.

This is nowhere near a valid argument with sound reasoning. It might be the exact antithesis of one actually

Take notes from "Revisionism in 30 minutes" and "Hitler's War: What The Historians Neglect To Mention." Outline the fact that the primary founders of the Bolshevik regimes, including a failed revolution against the Weimar government, were all Jews. Point out that Nazi Germany had the best living standard of any country in the world pre-ww2 and had zero unemployment.

Well said. Use this argument, OP.

>national socialism
>socialism
>good

Nah

Just explain how they were a product of the Versailles act but what they did was wrong.

Don't go full sperg mode or you will become a social outcast

Only socialist in name

also blame the holocaust on himmler, the guy was a manlet with a inferiority complex (5'5 man who wears spectacles and can't lift his own weight in control of the "superhuman" 6ft, non-spectacle wearers, extremely fit). He was by his own definition an "untermensh"

As hitler became more and more ill as the war was being lost himmler's leash got longer and he started to kill the jewish workers assigned to help with construction.

Make sure you explain that nobody rules alone and a lot of evil people were very powerful that hitler couldn't dispense with because of their martial ability and political connections.

You can also explain that the Allies started bombing population centers first and before that Germany obeyed all rules of war, the allies claim that warsaw was illegal but warsaw was a fortified city and thus exempt from wartime protection. After this the allies started to harass germany bombing population centers until he started "the blitz", the blitz was nothing compared to the avalanche of american / british bombs dropped on civilians. Pic related

watch TGSNT and you'll do fine.

Nah croatia is pretty open to nazis
This guy is or used to be a pretty big TV personality if I translated it all correctly.


Anyways Op:
Google icebreaker to justify the Soviet invasion, Austria wasnt annexed but had a vote which passed with 99% percent, sudetenland was german, czechia wasnt annexed but made into a protectorate, France were douches to germany and caused great suffering (see ruhrkampf), cite some shady sources on the Polish massacres of germans, deny the Holocaust / put the blame on bombed railroads unable to deliver supplies and typhus spreading in the camps, say germany liberated croatia from dictatorship, say germany was going to liberate Ukraine (Google holodomor), baltics, Russian people from bolshevik dictatorship, if she says putting jews in camps even not if death camps is wrong, bring up the American imprisonment of Japanese during ww2.
That should cover about everything, make a thread
Tomorrow and ill get you more stuff

National Socailism isn't Marxism, you goddamn autist.

you have a chance here to redpill a teacher and own his ass for as long as you're a student. do not take this lightly. there is no evidence to prove a holocaust. start with mein keimpf. hitler never wanted an exterminaton just relocation. this was not uncommon in history as the jews had been kicked out of every major nation on earth. judea actually declared war on germany first. move on to his speeches where he urges against war, use his words and actions against the lies of the holocaust. the soviets were two weeks from invading poland, so hitler did it first to protect his country. move on the work camps, not extermination camps, emphasize national socialism, these people were there willingly. the allies cut off supply lines knowing people would starve, that and that the soviet army "liberated" these camps were propaganda tools. pictures of starving people, and soldiers wearing nazi uniforms(soviets in nazi dress) filling a mass grave. Move on to that modern historians back off the 6 million claim, as there werent even 6 million jews in europe. the historians now admit there were no gas chambers. the evidence is out there just use it and drop that libtard

Name the jew, show some statistics proving he was right, etc. You'll be fine.

to add to this
>one of the goals of the Afrikakorps was to secure the state of palestine from the british to relocate the jews there
Ben Netanyahu (sp?) came out and said this a little while ago because he had the records of negotiations between the Imam of Palestine and Hitler's government

ask people, why would a man who cares about animal rights (hitler pioneered animal rights not allowing for the abuse /mistreatment of animals in Germany) not give humans fair treatment

Assume that he is wrong and show a preponderance of evidence to the contrary, leaving you in a position where you must presume that the things the man did were not wrong. Additionally show where he had the means to make things worse than they were, or worse ideas were suggested to him, and he opted to take a more benevolent route.

Basically, you're fucked.

The entire war effort was for two things: reclaiming German populated land taken from Germany in ww1. This sparked the invasion of Poland when Poland refused to give Germany back heavily German populated land, the blitzkrieg was to stop Poland from retaliating after the forceful annexation (cite the rhetoric between Poland and Germany, Poland made such threats).

The second reason was to stop the spread of Bolshevism. Most Nazis weren't fighting against Jews, they didn't even care about that, they feared similarly to what we called the "Red Scare" here. Here's a video of former Nazi soldiers describing the war, zero mention of Jews, several mentions of fuck commies.

youtu.be/LQdDnbXXn20

The Communists were planning on invading Europe and subjugating them to Communist rule. Communism is an ideology that plainly states it wants to spread across the world, in a global proletariat revolution or through force. There is no doubt that Communism was spreading, and the USSR funded and armed groups that wished to rebel and establish a communist government. This can be seen in China, Vietnam, various other southeast Asian and South American/Caribbean nations. Germany had a Communist party of their own, and during the time after ww1 there was political upheaval, in one month 99 people were dead on the streets due to protesters clashing, many of which were of the German Communist party. This Party was around 90-95℅ Jews (Jews never integrate and were their own subculture, many agreed with communist ideology for whatever reason), this is why Germans were so easily convinced Jews were trying to pull some takeover shit. They already did it in the Soviet Union, and there was no doubt the Soviets would arm and fund the party in Germany to continue such violence. The association between Jews and communism was clear.

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Back to the USSR and the spread of Communism, it was said they would take over Europe. What did they do after the war? Exactly that, took over and occupied half of Europe, only to be stopped by the Americans on the other front. They used the war as justification for their invasion. So why did Hitler strike them first? He will tell you better than I can (vid related, he doesn't sound as crazy when he talks normally as the movies would have you believe). It was discovered that the Soviets were stacking artillery and tanks along the border of Europe as if they were going to sweep in, as they did.

youtu.be/NVqxoA52kjI

So, preemptive strike on USSR, justified. Preventing retaliation of Poland after being threatened strike, justified. (and there were rumors of Poland genociding the Germans there, but I've always written that off as propaganda the same way I write off the "6 million" as propaganda)

What about attacking Britain and France? Britain and France, especially Britian (Churchill was a warmonger), signed a pact with Poland stating that if they were to be attacked they would intervene, and so they intervened. They got involved in a foreign war, basically.

Was Hitler being a stubborn dick? Sure. Is he worse than Stalin, Genghis Khan, or other brutal dictators with 20x his claimed kill rate? No, not even. "Justify" it in this way, don't. Just point out that this was a war like any other war, yet the propaganda machine (don't name (((them))) just had its way with it. Stalin is said to have killed 60+ million during his reign, why is every bad person not "literally Stalin!!!" They're always literally Hitler despite Stalin existing at the same time and commiting much more heinous crimes, not in some perceived defense of his people, but in defense of a fucking political party.

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The whole damn war wasn't black and white, it was a very grey area, yet it's presented to us as black and white. State that you only take issue with it being perceived as black and white, because that's simply revisionist history. DO NOT directly defend Hitler or claim the Holocaust was illegitimate, their brains are programmed to think the opposite. It's like going into a church and saying the devil isn't that bad, they've been conditioned to believe he's pure evil, you must agree he's evil but point out he's not even remotely close to the worst evil the world has seen, and why aren't those evils committed by others addressed? Seriously though, I want reparations and apologies from Mongolia.

The most important thing in all this, keep the essay short and sweet. Don't make it seem like you tried hard, don't give them that. Go up there, state the facts briefly and densely. I guarantee if you take my sloppily written points, source them, and word them better they'll agree with you to some extent. You're only trying to move them slightly, you don't redpill overnight. Just present the idea that Hitler is not the most evil man ever and that given the totality of circumstances faced at the time he can be somewhat justified. There is no reason to reveal your power level, just as there are crypto-jews we can be crypto-volkish.

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>This sparked the invasion of Poland when Poland refused to give Germany back heavily German populated land
Also state that before the invasion of Poland the lands annexed were taken peacefully and the German populations there had no quarrel over it.

you can check the numbers for soviet tank production, they don't add up it says tank production ramped up 200% in a time when they were having their shit pushed in and falling back through the ukraine and losing factories.

they were obviously mass-producing tanks before the war started and the preemptive strike was extremely-necessary

Try it user.

Other hope is to spend the next week non stop educating yourself on history of germany and jews.

For Jewish biological Psychology read Kevin McDonald's research.

He was gaining vengence for Germany's humiliation. He was standing up for the German volk.