Yes. Well done, women. Well done

Yes. Well done, women. Well done...
HOWEVER

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I want to get one but I would be ashamed

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Can it hug you and cook you a meal?

Feels nice, but a hand and a tissue are still more convenient.

No reason to be ashamed, everyone uses toys. Its no replacement for the real thing though, feels completely different, and eventually they wear out.

>not getting the futa one with the floppy dick and balls

Normie

Most women are shit at cooking now though

Yes, good goy.

Fuck bits of plastic, not your women!

Leave those horrible girls to the blacks and arabs!

Good whitey! Stop reproducing!

Cleaning is a pain, and adds maybe 20-30 minutes longer than just a wank

Just get one of these

>women
>cooking
LAWL

This.

CRINGE I knew you anime jerk offs would think this is cool . please kill yourselves

Women have been using dildos, cucumbers, sharpies, hair brushes and showerheads for decades. Have they been shamed like men have for using sex/masturbatory toys?

Sex with another human > masturbation > paying money for an appliance to masturbate with

just you wait 2050 is the year of robot waifus. as for cooking i can cook myself . and i cook better than any retard millenial womyn

Uh, yes?

>doesnt do both

I have a girlfriend and a bunch of onaholes

Future so bright you dont need eyes to see it.

sex is overrated .

>eventually they wear out.

so do women after 24

Exactly

Can it smile at you and nod it's head looking a bit unnerved as you rant about the jewish media and how the Holocaust didn't happen but you'll make it?

yeah, i cook meals myself out of fear of food poisoning, she can clean and do the dishes though, haven't done that shit in years..

I got my first onahole a few years ago. Feels good man.

Why do the two have to be mutually exclusive? You can fuck an onahole and women, you just use the onahole for when you don't want to deal with the woman's shit.

everything is overrated.

Yep

My wife doesn't do that shit either

>eventually they wear out.

>implying

a fucking leaf

Rare

Just you wait
Once we invent robowaifus with wombs capable of genetically engineering our semen/eggs into perfect children you biocunts wont be laughing

When will this meme die?

Sex does not exist

If you THINK sex exists, you are a retard

WHO in their right mind would get butt NAKED in front of someone else, put the 2 nastiest parts of their bodies together and proceed to perform animistic positions???

You would have to be mentally ill to do such a vile act.

I don't even think the mentally ill would actually do that because sex simply does not exist.

EVERY human being on this Earth as we speak is a '''''''''''''''virgin''''''''''''''' because sex is a product of our imagination.

>But user, where do babies come from?

Simple

All you need to do is be male and touch a female's hand and hope for the best. If you two are compatible, your cells will attach to hers and go through the bloodstream to the ovaries and a baby is created.

As I said, simple.

This nonsensical notion that sex exists is beyond me, nobody has sex, NO ONE!

Anyone who brags about having sex is a complete and utter liar, no ifs ands or buts about it.

If you claim to have sex, just stop saying that. We all know you're bullshitting for attention and it makes you out to be an incredibly beta lose

There is no such thing as sex, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR LIES!!!

>random internet user tells me to kill myself, geez I better buy some rope then
Fuck off, bub

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>Get /fit/
>Stop watching porn
>Fuck toys in place of degenerate sluts
>Pursue modest women
>????
>Western society saved

i guess it depends on your expectations. if you think of it as just sex, something to get out of the way, it's not overrated, because it's biological.

also if you care about your partner and plan to impregnate her and raise the offspring it's a meaningful experience.

I feel sorry for you guys, women in Croatia do cook. Maybe you should buy one

No, some things really aren't overrated.

>feels completely different

It literally doesnt though?
Fucking a latex glove wrapped in a towel feels more or less the same as a real pussy also. Protips for anyone who wants a quick disposable onahole.

If anyone is actually desperate enough to shove their dick in a piece of plastic as a replacement for a lasting monogamous relationship, they should probably jump off a bridge.

>I will never marry a woman who can cook as well as my mum

Feels bad.

Where can I purchase one of these?

10/10 never seen this pasta