You are clearly not an American... you eat the fries while they're still hot, otherwise they turn to shit.
Robert Price
I eat the fries first while they are still good and fresh
Carson Reed
basically this
fuck you, now i want a burger
Brandon Sanchez
Why though? Did you get dropped on your head at birth or something?
The redpilled thing to do is to eat the burger while periodically taking some fries, thus getting the benefits of both strategies
Chase Johnson
Fries get cold very quickly and boy do they taste horrible after that
Brandon Hernandez
Why would you wait for the fries to get cold before you ate them?
Daniel Mitchell
I like to eat half the fries, then stuff the rest into the burger
Nathaniel Bennett
Who the fuck eats the big mac first? You either eat them at the same time, or eat the fries first. You never give the fries a chance to get cold because McDonalds fries taste like shit when cold.
Carson Collins
McDonald's fries are great but ONLY while really hot. And they get cold really fast. The man knows what he is doing.
Anthony King
Would it redeem him in your eyes if he switches to the new Grand Mac™ available for a limited time only?
I would drop support for him if he moved down to the Mac Jr™, available for a limited time only at McDonald's™.
McDonald's™, I'm lovin' it!
Jaxson Davis
You always eat the fries first dumb fuck. They get cold quickly and they're the appetizer, while the burger is the entree.
William Bell
I don't know what kind of shitty mcdonalds you idiots go to, but at mine the fries are too hot to eat as soon as they're served. They need a minute to cool down. Thats when you power through the first big mac.
Gavin Price
Exactly how many Big Macs™ Do you eat in a sitting lardass?
And how do you know the Big Mac™ I'm that pic isn't his 2nd?
Aaron Reyes
When I get paid the first ting I'm going to do is buy a Grand Mac™ from McDonald's™.
Jason Allen
How fucking autistic do you retards have to be to argue about this shit.
You think those fries came right out of the oil fryer right next to his seat on the plane?
They were probably already getting cold by the time his slave delivered them to him.
It was only Trump's decisive action which allowed him to enjoy what little warmth remained in the fries!
Grayson Morales
Fries deteriorate in quality faster than the burger, and the burger leaves a more pleasing aftertaste when the meal is done.
You subhuman burger before fries peasents need to be hung.
Christopher Powell
You're supposed to eat them on the way home as an appetizer because McD's fries turn to cold, soggy shit after about 3 minutes. If you're lucky and get them fresh.
Xavier Wright
What's the point of being rich if you still eat literal shit?
Daniel Powell
pussy
Jordan Campbell
t. Too Autistic To Eat In The Restaurant
Ryder Bennett
Damn right he eats his fries before the burger. What kind of America are you in?
Jeremiah Phillips
Youve got a point. I do eat all the fries first myself but would prefer fountain soda 1000% and would never leave the burger open letting precious heat escape.
Adam Jones
THE MAPLE MAN NEEDS YOU!
Jacob Hughes
Wtf everyone eats fries first faggots
Bentley Ward
Burgers get better with age. Fries get cold and stale.
Carson Allen
Marilyn Manson should have been president. I am disappointed that we chose a racist over a man who believes in governmental reformation. Marilyn Manson is not a monster or a satanist, but he's actually a savior who was able to bring over a million people together through the power of music. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. How dare you all turn your backs on him. None of you believed in him and now it's to late to say sorry. He is the smartest man on the planet and you should show him resplect. When Marilyn Manson does become president, I hope he creates a pit and throws every last one of you down in it and then lights it on fire and laughs as your worthless bodies are burned to ash. I hope he eats the remains of your ashes via a satanic BBQ at the back of a Applebees while your families are being eaten alive by hungry Jewish liberals. This is the most hurtful thing I've ever had to watch. This country is dead to me until you put Marilyn Manson in the white house where he belongs. I trust him more than any American right now and I believe he is the only leader worthy of being called our next president. All of you worthless Republicans should just let Trump during an assassination attempt because he won't do anything special as president. I hope you're all proud of your decision. # MarilynMansonfornextpresident
Robert Clark
>Not saving the best till last Fries are shit so you eat them first to get it over with and to get your moneys worth then eat the big mac for dessert
Brayden Russell
Every photo that Trump takes is staged. Not that it's a bad thing that he does it, he does it though, and I think it great. I have my doubts that he ate any of that shit. Until I see a photo of him actually chewing fries, or a Big Mac, I will doubt that he eats that crap. Just look at the photos of John Who? He was stuffing his face with all of that. I don't see any salt granules on his dark jacket, or on the table. I see no ketchup being used. No bite out of the burger, and no one opens the burger box before eating it. No drinks taken from the coke, even when a shitload of the fries have been eaten... And then there's the fact that he can literally eat whatever the fuck he wants. Why would he eat that?
Liam Lewis
>Restaurant
Did you just call McDonald's a "restaurant"? Well, I guess by US standards, maybe ...
Dominic Butler
>for desert
You do know mickey d's sells actual deserts right?
Bentley King
i put my fries in my burger and if theres more then there can fit i eat them
Sebastian Watson
Dude, if I could eat whatever I wanted I would eat a different kind of burger for every meal. Burgers are god's food
Who doesn't eat the hot fries right away and save the glorious Big Mac for second you filthy commie gypsy dirt person? Go back to cheeky nandos you fucking failure.
Ryan Garcia
>2) he eats the entire container of fries before taking even a single bite of the big mac, despite opening the big mac container.
I do that all the time, especially when driving.
Thomas Ward
I do that, but just with their standard cheeseburgers.
Robert Thompson
>he doesn't ask for the unsalted fries lol
Chase Sanders
Who the fuck would eat the burger first? Fries get cold as fuck quick and taste like shit after that. I always eat my fries on my way home cause they'll get cold as shit and taste like ass otherwise.
Easton Morgan
Yeah, that's a good point. But would you eat good burgers, or McDonald's burgers? He has a world class cook to make him whatever he wants. Including a way better burger than a McDonalds burger.
Isaiah Butler
Ok I know this is a slide thread, but the fact you even think this is an acceptable slide thread is appalling. Fountain soda from McDonalds is terrible and you always eat the fucking fries first, they go bad within minutes.
Luke Johnson
trump doesnt eat fast food, retard. only niggers do that.
Daniel Cox
>his slave >Chris Christie
Hunter Cruz
>wanting to eat in a piss covered mcdonalds filled with old fucks, fat fucks, and screaming kids
Mason Morris
>thinking Trump didn't pay for an imported Kenyan to sprint from the McDonalds at the airport to his private jet to keep the fries hot
fucking pleb tier, guaranteed those were piping hot when delivered
Leo Davis
Who doesn't eat fries first you fucking degenerate
Caleb Ward
Fries first, flip open the big mac container so you can put your sauce of choice in the top of the container.
Fries get coldest the quickest, so you eat them first.
Jose Rivera
Sometimes you just want McDonalds dude.
There's no possible way to explain it. It's like Funyons or Welches Grape soda.
But Donald J. Trump is taking a different approach: A junk food aficionado, he is hoping to become the nation’s fast food president.
“A ‘fish delight,’ sometimes, right?” Mr. Trump told Anderson Cooper at a CNN town-hall-style meeting in February, extolling the virtues of McDonald’s. “The Big Macs are great. The Quarter Pounder. It’s great stuff.”
Tyler Rivera
>Welches Grape soda.
Uhh, no.
Ryder Reed
Fries are good at any temperature Yum at every temperature (YAET)
Cooper Myers
French fries are the shit faggot, way better than burgers dude.
Wtf i love french fries, GO TRUMP
Kayden Rodriguez
Why would anyone eat cold fries?
Caleb Rivera
The Diet coke is a inside joke you fucking retard.
Julian Hernandez
>tfw I've been staring at this for a few minutes trying to get a seizure
Julian Jenkins
I agree. But I also this
Luis Gomez
How long does it take you DYEL's to even eat a Big Mac? Its 80% buns and lettuce anyway
Isaiah Mitchell
>‘fish delight Is not even a real thing.
Connor Evans
you put the fries on the burger and eat them at the same time. its like a hashbrown on your bacon and egg and bagel in the morning.
Luis Torres
>(((value))) meal
Soros would be proud.
Order off the dollar menu and watch the manager shit his pants in fury at being outsmarted by the man your parents taught you to be.
Carter Campbell
Only a pleb eats cold fries.
Angel Harris
you know you can just ask for "fresh" fries, right? asking for unsalted is unnecessary and rude.
Leo Gonzalez
>he wants to sit around and wait for them to make special fries for him
I guess thats 5 more minutes you don't have to spend in your mothers basement.
Thomas Rodriguez
>Never eaten fridge fries.
Thomas Watson
they take 7.
Jackson Bailey
He doesn't need to get the value meal because he's not a pleb like u. He's a proper decadent capitalist.
Nolan Young
I do this too
Justin Sullivan
Thats The most degenerate thing I've ever heard. I've ever heard of the top coins and make money off of our shit leaving us with minimal effort to make sure I didn't mistaken the coin is mining and I can send a good day at work got here at 5 love you sugar and I can send a good day at work got here at your doctor appointment oh are you th are you do I bff now just relax bff now just relax bff now just relax bff now just relax bff now just relax bff now just relax
Justin Long
I do that with the Sausage Mcmuffin. It's pretty great. I take exactly 2 bites from the hash brown patty, so it fits perfectly on the Mcmuffin.
Adrian Brown
This.
Fries first always.
Joshua Harris
It's a fucking burger thread
Gabriel Watson
pretty much, I usually eat 2/3 of the fries then break into whatever and slowly finish the fries.
Noah Stewart
you are a fag, once those fries go cold they are inedible.
Ayden Miller
he loves the food so much he gives each item a cute pet-name. >this fish >it delights me >i shall call it... >FISH DELIGHT
Luis Miller
They put way too much salt on the fries. I want to taste potato.
Jeremiah Peterson
>he eats mcdonalds fries for the taste of potato
Retard
Jacob Foster
then, by all means.
Brayden Collins
>he eats the entire container of fries before taking even a single bite of the big mac My friend does this and I sometimes do this
>Eating half the fries first before the burger What's wrong with doing this?
Austin Rodriguez
W-what if I want a bacon cheeseburger? With onion rings and some barbecue sauce. Fuck, now I'm both hungry and horny.
Jackson Baker
That's how I eat, too, but without opening big mac, because
Kayden Bell
Did someone say >Grand Mac I made myself one of these a while back, had to rape 2 QPCs to create it.
Asher Foster
This. I even tried reheating them once. Tuuuurible
Juan Gutierrez
>Tfw every time I order a plain hamburger with ketchup I get a weird look from the server
Do I have to have cheese, bacon, and all that other shit?
Aiden Brown
You order them unsalted, so you can ensure that you get brand new fresh fries. And then you ask for extra salt packets.
Ryan Davis
...
Ian Morgan
I prefer Wendys. Their everything is better and the one near me is staffed by white girls.
Isaiah Roberts
*White
Charles Fisher
see
Xavier Thomas
Good goys.Fall for Mcdonalds marketing tactics. I wonder how much trump got paid for this.
Luis Ortiz
I'm not trying to fuck them, man. I'd just rather not have my food touched by niggers and spics.