Baron Trump: White House shit poster

So if Trump gets in second term, that mean Baron will be 14-18 throughout that term. Perfect shit poster ages. Imagine: one day Baron is scrolling through Reddit, the secret service person assigned to him goes "no no no, none of that normie trash. Let me take you to a real website; he precedes to take Baron to Sup Forums, where Baron becomes interested in mlp and Sup Forums and shit like that. Just wanted to share that thought.

shut the fuck up

You have to be 18 to post here.

so how do we get him to discover Sup Forums?

How do we do it any other night, pinky?
Photoshop him into something the liberal media will post the fuck out of.

DIVI FILIVS

get his uncles to redpill him

Anonyou'd doesn't have an age. No one follows the 18 rule, stupid ass

Baron.

We want you
To shitpost from the whitehouse

Your's, Truly.
Sup Forums

p.s. we have pics of your dad getting pissed on by russian whores
pps. they're dudes

Do you mean brothers?

We gotta get an user to become a secrete service member

Found the underage.

>implying if he haven't already discover Sup Forums

I learned about this website when I was 14. I think that's around the average.

t. underage kid who doesn't realize most people here are in their mid 20s

>Baron leaks insider info on Sup Forums
>Sup Forums becomes a more credible source of journalism than (((CNN)))
Please meme this into reality

Once Barron gets a Twitter we nuke him with Sup Forums memes until his teenage curiosity gets the best of him. He'll become one of us :')

yeh that was the average in 2006. You think anyone under 18 hell anyone under 21 is going to come here? as they get older this wont change because its a generational thing

Keep posting about him, making shitposts about him. He'll google himself sooner or later.

this

> hasn't

>Barron

I don't know, you'd be suprised

With magic

The young lord must know of us and the turbulent times we live in

We must groom him to become greater than his father

No, Baron comes to Sup Forums on a regular basis.

It was even a news story.

I believe it.

Hi, Baron..! Love you, your mom and your whole family.

>Assumes Baron will actually know how to use a computer when he is 16-18.

Baron needs all his mental power to keep from drooling on himself.

Any attempt to shit post and Baron will probably forget how to breath.

oc

t. Barron

There's a lot of underage people on this board. It's just that any time they admit to it, they have all the people responding with "UNDERAGE B8, READ THE RULES"

Because you need to be 18 years old to post on this fucking site. That rule is there for a damn reason.

But there is no way to tell if someone is underage unless if they say they are or if their grammar is just that shit

Just saying, there's a lot more than you think. I discovered Sup Forums when I was 14 and used it ever since.

> we shouldn't enforce the rules
You people are fucking disgusting.

underrated

>[autistic typing]

You're missing the point. I'm saying there's a lot more than you think, but they rarely ever admit to it.

If Barron discovers Sup Forums and the mods find out, will they ban him?