Urgent call for help

Hi Sup Forums, I come to you asking for help. I have been afflicted by a series of misfortunes that cause me to believe that I or my family has been cursed.

I am aware that Pepe is a powerful entity and Sup Forums is very familiar with him, so I want to ask you to try to invoke his assistance in breaking, blocking, or reflecting the curse.

if digits OP will be blessed with all Kek has to offer.

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Pepe please help!

You hear him, your answer might be on /x/

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May kek watch over us all

Pray to Jesus Christ. He defeats all curses.

praised

Every thing will be fine just watch out for emus

OP, kek can hear you!

I commanded the curse to leave me in the name of Jesus and it started crying but it didn't go.

Good luck Ausbro

get some frankincense

I don't hand these out very often when it's not directly related to World politics since they're so rich in energy, but I can spare you some.

killing yourself is the only honourable thing to do

Command it to leave in the name of kek

There are no such things as curses you faggot,life sucks and then you die.

Kek will protect you

If dubbz your mother and sister will get raped by abbos

Follow this ritual.

Find a dark room, or make a room as dark as possible.

Sit in the middle of the floor with a candle in front of you. Light the candle and stare into the flame. When your vision narrows to only the light, repeat this mantra.

"Poopoo peepee; jewish magic, ree ree ree."
Repeat as many times as you wish, focusing all your ill thoughts and feelings into the purifying flame. Then blow out the candle.

Rest for the next day and night. Serving only those needs to sustain your life.

Kek will decide your fate soon afterward. Kek is merciful, but also merciless. So be wary. Since you post here, you'll have far less to worry about, for he sees your posts, every one numbered.

Jesus break curses but he's hard to find, go to a church

You're going to be OK.

what do you mean it started crying

children arent curses?

May Kek protect the righteous, and smite the (((wicked)))

Trip on this and the curse is broken!!

Not looking good for you OP

Kek directs you to the answer for your troubles

Kek thee bless this fellow Ausfag with 88.

Step outside the circle

Repeat after me

Zatu Zata

Kalabrim Kalabra

Thy curse begone!!!!!!!!

Zalati Zalata

Close the circle

Burn some sage in every room of your house or place of dwelling

Done

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if digits the curse will be removed immediately