Modern day Greeks dont have any relation to ancient gre-

modern day Greeks dont have any relation to ancient gre-

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They don't

Modern day Australians don't have any relation to Jurassic Austr-

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what is this thing, and how do you survive in australia?

We have that too, Vlad. You should be more scared of the smaller ones, those things will kill you in minutes.

Thats called a snider, you dumb nigger.

Ive seen some shit in the russian woods, believe me, but this thing scares me.
Nigger means friend in america, doesnt it?

lol no

Probably a nigger speaking to you. That's what his temperament tells me.

You can see a huntsman the size of face huggers everyday, even in the city.

wikipedia says huntsman are not lethal when they bite.
im not the expert in that topic, so you probably right.

No one said modern Greeks weren't related to ancient Greeks.

The problem is that modern Greeks are half Turk.

Yeah, they're just large but they still bite. If you see a spider get your boot or slippers and kill it.

Lol

kek

>slippers

Why don't you just get your husband to kill it for you?

>burgers cant throw slippers with accuracy
Slippers are shurikens here.

You must carry on the genes of the Romans comrade, long after we're gone....

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Desperate snowniggers get out