SCOTLAND THREAD

Tomorrow is Burns Night in Scotland.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burns_supper

I want to thank you for all whiskies to this beautiful country.

Tonight i will date with a 18 yo Scottish beauty from Islay Island. She seems lovely.

INDEPENDENCE WHEN?

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scotlandwelcomesrefugees.scot
youtube.com/watch?v=RigSlmuyxzk
youtube.com/watch?v=SuMflkIYfHY
youtube.com/watch?v=TW8bhB5oxQI
ifs.org.uk/bns/bn139.pdf
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/01/scotland-celebrates-arrival-of-1000th-syrian-refugee
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3366575/Senseless-Syrian-refugees-foisted-remote-Scottish-island-high-unemployment-poverty-given-perks-locals-don-t-enjoy.html
twitter.com/HumzaYousaf
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-37167975
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Scotland should just join Finland we already share the same colors so it would be painless.

scots a bro tier

together we despise the eternal anglo

VOTE NO

Here I've just started a vegan diet but naw, can't not have an actual haggis

Has anyone tried vegetarian haggis? Tastes like a nuns bean minced with hay.

Scotland belongs on Olympus with the Scandinavians.

la Vieille Alliance will never end

this poster is genetic proof that the first act of the impending independent Scoltand should be the reconstruction of Hadrian's wall

ANGLOS OUT!

Anglos out but mudskins in eh?

Tastes ok to me.

VOTE YES


So that those filthy scotcucks realise what a bunch of worthless shitbags they are as their country fails miserably without the gibs they get from glorious England. We get the benefit of watching scotland burn to the ground, and we become richer because we aren't spending on sustaining their shitty country.

>rebuild hadrian's wall
We build that to keep you cunts out of England.

WE WUZ ROMANS N' SHIEEET AYO

>>rebuild hadrian's wall
No thanks. We don't want yorkshire or the other shit northern counties. you can have them

If Scotland left the based English they'd become Sweden overnight The Scots are complete cucks. Slaves whose only opinion is whatever the opposite of an Englishman thinks.

Fuck Scotland.

Rural scots can be pretty based, city scots are usually cucks. Same situation as everywhere else buddy.

Rude.

>halal toothpaste flag

>Dutch in charge of moral principles

Also rude.

>Two chances to vote for FREEDUM
>Declines both

thanks for reminding me, burns night is my mum's birthday, now there's no risk I'll forget

>FASCIST BRITAIN

>vegan diet

Spotted the SNP cuck.

>wanting to leave aka destroy our own country
No. I like leeching and destroying England.

Says the "We wuz celts n shit" crowd

I didn't suggest it you dopey twat, that scotcuck did

>tfw anglo-scot hybrid

I have family in Aberdeen and whenever I visit I don't have a fucking clue what they're saying.

but we were celts????

>I didn't suggest it you dopey twat, that scotcuck did
and I never suggested it either. Maybe if you never went to a sharia school you'd see that I suggested the opposite

Scotland did vote to leave in the 1979, but turnout didn't reach the arbitrary bar for it to be considered valid.

Polling support for independece had clearly reached above 50% in 2014, before all that 'The Vow' shit a few days before the vote turned 'No' into 'Yes for maximum devolution'.

some nice scottish/celtic art to set the mood

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Why do Scotts more left-wing than rest of the country?

I was talking about 2014 and Brexit, I didn't even know they had a previous vote. Consider me telt.

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I hate Scots desu.

>start a failed colony and go bankrupt
>p-please England pay our debts
>ok
>c-can we have our own parliament where you can't vote but we can still vote on stuff in England?
>fine
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>THE FUCKING ENGLISH I CANNAE STAND EM THEY ARE OPPRESSING US EVIL TORIES ARE INTOLERANT BTW ENGLAND IS FULL OF PAKIS HAHA BUT WE VOTE LEFTWING BECAUSE WE ARE EDGY LIKE THAT HAHA

Gas yourselves. Day of the STIR when?

because scotland was more industrial than the rest of britain from the 1800s-1960

we've never move away from socialism since de-industrialisation

Fat chance that's actually happening you fat roach. Stop ruining Scottish Canadian culture with your shitty headcanon

>halal toothpaste

Because Britain gave them gibs and they grew fat off English subsidy. They are ungrateful and spiteful.

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WE WUZ MEL GIBSON N SHIEEET DA EBIL ENGLISH BE KEEPIN US DOWN AAAAAAAAH HELLLLLL NOOOOO HOL UP SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WILLIAM WALLACE N SHIEEET?

Scots aren't white.

>tfw submissive Scottish
>tfw dominant English bf

>Muslim Population in Scotland: 76,737 (1.4%)
>Muslim Population in England: 3,046,607 (5.4%)
>HURR DURR SCOTLAND IS KEKED

I hate aquafresh desu.

>ANGLOS OUT
>PAKIS IN
>FREEEEDOOOOMMMMMMM

If we leave and then try to join the EU that number is gonna soar

excuse me, if we do join the eu that number is gonna soar

scotlandwelcomesrefugees.scot

>3,046,607

>the first act of the impending independent Scoltand should be the reconstruction of Hadrian's wall
maybe if you went to a school instead of getting wankered on buckfast all day, you'd be able to read the thread properly

youtube.com/watch?v=RigSlmuyxzk

Have you had your cup of tea with a refugee yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=SuMflkIYfHY

>Have family in England so If Scotland tries to get back into the EU I can just jump ship
Prefer England anyway to be honest lads

Because you're the cunts that vote for parties that let them in. Scotland is a cancer. Jocks are a boil on England that must be lanced.

The SNP government has asked many times for more shitskins to be sent to Scotland
the UK government has said no

Why fucking leafs must come and shit every thread? You are literally cancer.

We're already in the EU, so why would that be the case? Arabs are naturally vulnerable to cold, and let's face it senpai Scottish women are no Swedish princesses.

>taking what someone else said and saying that I said it too

r u ok muhmet?

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>If we leave and then try to join the EU that number is gonna soar
We're already in the EU and that number isn't soaring

Scotland YES voter and LEAVE voter here.

SNP voters had the highest LEAVE support of any political party. If the SNP leadership try for another IndyRef, the anti-EU SNP supporters will be enough to swing the result.

Lots of us like the idea of an independent Scotland but we're not anti-English globalist cucks and we despise the EU even more than England. Not a majority, but enough to stop independence from ever happening if it means trying to join the EU after.

Never Forget... youtube.com/watch?v=TW8bhB5oxQI

>Foreign immigrant has nationalism for his new country and respects our culture
>Cucked
aight

So? That's just rhetoric. So the fact that Scotland doesn't have 14/88 politicians makes us KEKed? I don't think so. As others have posted, despite all the things Scottish politicians SAY, the Scottish PEOPLE remain remarkably uncucked.

Scotland is in absolute state.

>SNP fucking up our 10/10 NHS
>50% of the country is on some form of benefits
>Referendum has made the entire country very bitter
>everyone is incredibly desperate to stay in the EU without any fucking clue how the thing works
>our welfare state is dependent on the english and welsh taxpayer
>police will literally come to your door of you say something "hateful" on twitter

Fuck this country 2bh senpaitachi

>taking what I said to a different poster and assuming I was talking about you

And yet they still vote for the cuck party.

If we get a second referendum and leave an independent Britain to join the EU I think I'm gonna blast myself lads

Get that celtic badge away ya plastic paddy cunt

>76,737
>Already accepted more than that from "Syria"

Top fucking kek.

% of the country is on some form of benefits

> Benefit spending per person in Scotland in 2011–12 was £3,238 per year, 2% higher than the average for Great Britain (£3,176). However, the gap between benefit spending in Scotland and the average for Great Britain has been shrinking in recent years: in 2005–06, benefit spending per person in Scotland was 7% higher than the average for Great Britain.
ifs.org.uk/bns/bn139.pdf

>>everyone is incredibly desperate to stay in the EU without any fucking clue how the thing works

No, just the politicians and the same type of people who love it in England. I refer you back to this post I swear to fuck you guys know fucking nothing about your own country except what British shitposters tell you here.

>welsh taxpayer

Pretty sure Wales is worse off than Scotland.

>As he says it in Urdu, the native ancient tongue of the Highlands.

Who the fuck else are Scotland gonna vote for. The masses vote SNP for the nationalism and more Scottish power, not for the refugees
>Lib dems are faggots
>Green party is a joke
>Labour basically told us -their biggest voter base- to fuck off during the referendum
>Voting Tory is one of the Scottish cardinal sins

Holland, why do you hate us?

Scotland has never once in the modern era had a deciding vote on the makeup of the UK government. We make up 7.8 percent of the UK population: London alone is more than twice our size.

Secondly, in every single one of the last 30 years, the amount of tax revenues generated per person in Scotland was greater than for the UK as a whole.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/01/scotland-celebrates-arrival-of-1000th-syrian-refugee

>Scotland has welcomed its 1,000th Syrian refugee

Wales is bad for government spending, but Scotland is way worse.

Tbh, I rather start The Troubles 2 : Scottish Boogaloo.
Have some fun before you go.

Scotland will always belong to the Anglo. You will continue to serve the aims of the Anglo.

You best remember that, sheep shagger

Face it anglo. Every possible measure of demographic decay is far worse in England than it is in Scotland. You have more muslims, more blacks, more EVERYTHING, as a % of population, and your culture is more divided.

Of the immigrant populations we do have, they are far more integrated in Scotland than the English ghettos of Little Pakistan and Little Bangladesh.

>scotland has never had a deciding vote

BECAUSE WE IN POPULATION TERMS ARE THE FUCKING SIZE OF YORKSHIRE, WHY DO WE DESERVE EXTRA VOTING POWER IN THE UK PARLIAMENT

FUCKING SNP TARD REEEEEEEE

>meanwhile England has taken in around 10,000

>vegetarian haggis
You should be making your own.
Just follow a good recipe and replace the offal with some meat substitutes.

Scottish genocide when? Would love to see you cunts decapitated and lining the centre dividers down the M8.

>The masses vote SNP for the nationalism and more Scottish power, not for the refugees

They must be pretty stupid then, considering how often the SNP says Scotland "needs more immigrants" and the first thing that would happen after a YES vote is trying to join the EU.

You fucking ignorant sponges need to start checking the bullshit you spew, I swear to fuck you think shitposting on Sup Forums about Scotland is true.

Wales is FAR worse for government spending than Scotland.

Read the thread Nigel, or at least try to infer it from my post.

Dutchanon said 'jocks are the cunts that vote for parties that let them in.'

Nah mate.
You don't want to relive the embarrassment.
;^)

Dont fall for integration or assimilation meme. Muslims are doing taqiyya. In our lifetime there will be sharia courts in Europe. (Probably in Sweden or Germany) They will firstly push for islamic family laws.

The more self-destructive leftists the more risk for destruction of civilization.

Yet your Politicans are constantly shilling to prove how tolerant and multIcultural they are - you have an absolutely tiny population and trust me, the demographic changes are going to be a lot more drastic.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3366575/Senseless-Syrian-refugees-foisted-remote-Scottish-island-high-unemployment-poverty-given-perks-locals-don-t-enjoy.html

Bhangra and Bagpipes are the new Scottish tradition please remember this.

twitter.com/HumzaYousaf

Watch learn.

You fell for this yourself with Caliph Erdogan

>They must be pretty stupid then
yeah, like most masses

remember the majority of Brexit voters were dumb northerners who just wanted to "kick out those bloody foreigners". Not very educated people

Reminder Scotland has a £15 billion deficit.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-37167975

I hope those trams and new bridge were worth you Jackasses.

The only time they say shit like that is on social media. Never in front of their voter base.

who else here absolutely despises nicola sturgen and wants her to die for wanting to leave the uk and join europe ?

it literally scares me every time it's brought up because i know there's so many stupid fucking cunts who would vote leave, and i'm a properly developer, i can't have that kind of downturn in the economy.

>INDEPENDENCE WHEN?
When you take up arms for them, Turk, because Scots are permanently cucked by British no guns law.

*property, fucking auto correct

mate nobody gives a shit about the scottish minister of transport: the mayor of London is literally Muslim.

SNP is historically a much more right-wing party than its current incarnation, and its strength relies on appealing to centrist voters and the left.

Try looking at the actual immigration figures instead of the rhetoric, and consider that the fate of the SNP after independence will almost certainly be a split into a sensible party and those who want to turn Scotland into Venezuela without the sunshine.

Yes, that asshole was acting like a normal center-right politician. Until he had absolute power he was the most pro-EU and pro-democracy politician.

Do not appease Islamist. Do not try to make deal with them. Turkey learnt it hard way.

How does it feel getting taxed way harder by Washington than the crown?

Was the war even worth it? You would probably be 80% white right now if you kept British rule.

Nah all the parties in Scotland are pro mass immigration cucks.

We have to depend on the english voter base to keep our country from becoming blacked because they actually know what its like to be swamped by murderous pakis and street shitting pajeets.