Hey, guess what Sup Forums? Californias FINE now!!! We don't need any of you other state's smelly water...

Hey, guess what Sup Forums? Californias FINE now!!! We don't need any of you other state's smelly water. And you know what that means?

We can FINALLY secede from your racists and fascists and become our own great republic! See ya losers later when you finally impeach Garumpf and come crawling back to us.

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>Trump is in office for three days
>Liberal tears restore California's water supply

So climate change wasn't responsible for the drought. It was just a normal weather cycle. Crazy.

Wait a few months.

And conservative tears are gonna drown the rest of the country.
No, you wait a few months.

Fpbp

>wait until its the dry season
no shit dumbass

>scede

lol good luck

Reminder everything causes cancer in California

Not as much cancer as drumpf

Real talk, I fucking hate the rain. Bring the drought back please. I want my sunshine and 70° winters back.

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SoCal can go
rename yourselves
The People's Republic of Hollyspixico
Jewlandia

In Az

This winter has been shit it's been cloudy and rainy pretty much since Christmas

I'm getting depressed man

don't let the door hit you on the way out

Hope your globalist OWO overlords don't drain it all out saving a bait fish. Someone is stealing farmer's bees too, better kick out whoever it is that is determined to create a famine there.

Why don't we just make California autonomous and let them deal with their own shit if they want it so bad? They're already doing that, outright ignoring laws and having sanctuary cities. Having regulations that differ drastically from the other 49 states. Fuck them, let the govern themselves and give them less federal funding.

Please go. For the love of god please please please.

Take all your land, all your citizens, and the whole of your economy.

We the ignorant USA will stop being a blight to you and cut off our economic dependence. We will no longer do buissness or trade will California. No USA exports to you and no imports from you. We will freeze all legal immigration to you, so we dont blight you more. As as added bonus we will have our ignorant allies Russia, India, japan, Brazil, France, and the UK do the same.

>no more trading
But how will you ever have fun without our movies? Heh

>made in California
>can't be sold in California

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>b-but I buy WD-40 all the time!

It's confirmed to be a shittier version that doesn't work as well. They literally have to sell an inferior version only in their state while the other 49 enjoy doors that don't squeak and can unfreeze their tools instead of buying new ones. Sad!

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nah fuck off lad
t. valley

first post best post.

KEK

fpbp

haha

>((((((((ROUND)))))))) earth model

>FINE now!!!
So it wont ever happen again?

Dont be a retard.

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truly odd times we live in

Eh, things are fine for you, for now. For now...

Is this true?
WD-40 is fucking fish oil for cripes sakes. Cali is retarded.

Denier retard detected.

t. Carlos

Climate zealot detected

the land sensed the coming of trump and became lush. seceding now would doom you to desert

You do understand that if CA will go independent then all businesses will move to USA?

Tears from laughing so hard when your shitty state goes tits up when it's not receiving cash from the feds to run its shitty programs.

Leave by all means, It'll provide the rest of the world with good laughs as you tear your state apart when parts of it leave to join and remain in the U.S.

youtube.com/watch?v=D1uaw3WIOlc&t=2m8s

CA resident here. Can someone tell me where OP lives so I can go kick xim in the dick?
Also we will always be hurting for water, that's what happens when you settle in a desert

fpbp, fucking kek

>California secedes
>immediate Mexican reconquista
great job

>now we can secede
You think it can done with a statewide referendum or something? There's no legal mechanism for secession, you'd have to win a war against the rest of the Union

California gets all its waters from other states, and CA actually fucks up and over Washington and Oregons ecosystems

So they would be better off if CA left, and they can have fun paying high taxes on importing foreign water

we're not giving up prime territory just because (((fellow white americans))) flooded it with muds. demographics can be changed

and evaporation brings more salt to the salton sea

that's my fetish

>CA actually fucks up and over Washington and Oregons ecosystems
>Portland, Ore., is dumping 38 million gallons of drinking water because of a urinating teenager
>web.archive.org/web/20160619060614/https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/04/17/portland-ore-is-dumping-38-million-gallons-of-drinking-water-because-of-a-urinating-teenager/?utm_term=.6dd38d1c6735

All of your water comes from Jefferson and we are going to stay with the US.

Plus a propellent and emulsifier and solvent.

>CA secedes
oh no please stop you don't know what you're doing

sadly will never happen because they could never get enough blue states to ratify the amendment

I keep saying it, but don't they know thst there was already a war about seceding? And that it didn't go well?

Dude, if you go north of the Bay in California it is all meth heads and generally shit. Please leave, and take fucking Redding with you. Sincerely, the Bay Area.

globul warming confirmed hoax (if another confirmation was needed)

I live in Redding fuck you nigger

>more water consuming vegetation
kek

God granted us this water to fight off the anti-Christ who has taken over our republic.

Let us use everything we have to endure his seige!

youtube.com/watch?v=4fjM9pKeEGw
user's theme

We make 4x more than we give to the federal government, we just need to keep commissar Jerry from wasting the money on that fucking bullet train and we will be fine.

>pic
>Implying that wont be the GOAT timeline.

>Country that has conservative views
>Republicans get voted into to office to clean up liberal cities (Minneapolis, Chicago, New York)
>Country goes back to christian family values
>Football gets better and more passionate
>Patriotism at an all time high
>Country no 1 genre not shitty pop
>Abortion is made illegal
>BLM destroyed
>Only two genders accepted
>Muslims don't want to move here at all
>Trans people decrease in numbers
>Women see that current feminism is cancer and ditch it

This is the America we need.

How's the coal?

I heard it looks like hell over there.

Has nothing to do with the fact that your programs you love so much are paid for federally. anons point was without federal funding, state will have to pay or cut those programs.

No you fool, Trump brought the rain to make your shitty cities fractionally more governable.

He pleaded for months with the Secret Masters to get the HAARP machine to stop frying your lands.

And you repay him with insults. Typical cali

> mfw the rains assist fault slippage and deliver Keks promised BIG ONE on californias freshly hydrated cities.

It'll be a minor spending cut.

It won't really do much and we shall keep our sanctuary cities and sell pot on the streets alongside our "child prostitutes", okay?

Robots stole your job, not the Mexicans.

Try harder.

LA county reporting. We're MAGAing California too faggot.

>Califags don't realize that droughts come in cycles
>In 10-20 yrs or sooner another drought hits
>Mfw they have the balls to come crawling back begging for water

Sacramento here.

You go low, I'll go high, user.

We meet in the middle and nuke the entire coastline

Our cities are very well governed you silly toad.

Go ahead, we WANT you to leave!

HAHAHAHAHAH
You think California is all good now because you grew some grass?
Dumbass your issue is with groundwater depletion. Especially in contained aquifers. You'll be back to being screwed in 1-3 years. Maybe even less than that. One wet season doesn't recharge

10-20 years?

Oh good! By than we will have a proper socialist running this country and not that centrist Obama.

This

I know people in California who have had to drill their wells deeper after the last drought. There is only so much deeper you can go.

Some areas can't even go any deeper at all already.

No, after 8 years of Donald you'll get 8 more years of Barron.

Socalism won't fix your water problems

We will have to see how you react when the big 9.0 hits.

Let it rain!

Lol. Good luck with that. All of the producers would move to remain US citizens and you would be left with... more of you and illegal aliens leeching the collapsing entitlement system.

>thinking filthy central/southern/bay area scum can take my glorious redwood nutrient enriched water.
FUCK OFF FROM MY WOODS YOU FUCKING COMMIE FAGGOTS! GET OUT NOW!

No, a Socialist president would call the Great Lake states a bunch of fascists for all agreeing to tell Commiefornia to fuck off if they ask for our water and make us drain the lakes to support their farms in a fucking desert.


HANDS OFF MY LAKE WATER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the united states government very recently bombed california for trying to become part of mexico

it wasnt all over the news but it was in the news. try it again and they might force all the illegals back to mexico with missiles

What am I looking at here.

>It'll be a minor spending cut

m.ocregister.com/articles/pension-716785-public-nation.html

1 trillion just from federal pensions.

Cool, and when we do, ill start shooting sjws, with no federal oversight, its up to local p.d. to stop my rampage, that wont happen. lulz, who will prevent ca from being assaulted by the u.s. after seccession, i wont fight for your ass you liberal cuck.

>Commiefornia thinks it has any rights to any resources outside of it's borders

Lmao, commies are dumb

This. We just need to carpet bomb gas, kill the inhabitants, steal the farmland from their corpses.
EzPz

This is quality bait, not even being facetious.

Well done OP.

>salty tears
>water reservoir
Awww someone doesn't understand how water works. It's okay buddy :)

>being mad at a state that has enough water that can literally just waste it because someone might have peed in it.
You fucks are doomed. You are passively saying you would drink that piss water over let someone else trash it.

I thought goths had died
9/10 would behead

our last dry season was 6 years long retard.

>Doesn't need other states smelly water
>takes other countries smelly people

kek

>tfw my garden is filled with native flora
>tfw drought didn't effect me

Get on my level you nerds

winter came

Roasted

does california have global climate change to thank for all the rain lately?

If California tries to secede there will be a war and CA isn't going to beat the USA. You have to go back! MAGA!

>no u

Yes