Hey, guess what Sup Forums? Californias FINE now!!! We don't need any of you other state's smelly water. And you know what that means?
We can FINALLY secede from your racists and fascists and become our own great republic! See ya losers later when you finally impeach Garumpf and come crawling back to us.
>Trump is in office for three days >Liberal tears restore California's water supply
Thomas Wilson
So climate change wasn't responsible for the drought. It was just a normal weather cycle. Crazy.
Landon Smith
Wait a few months.
Brody Green
And conservative tears are gonna drown the rest of the country. No, you wait a few months.
Angel Hill
Fpbp
Kevin Nelson
>wait until its the dry season no shit dumbass
Jace Miller
>scede
lol good luck
Liam Moore
Reminder everything causes cancer in California
Aiden Cox
Not as much cancer as drumpf
Ryder Ross
Real talk, I fucking hate the rain. Bring the drought back please. I want my sunshine and 70° winters back.
Nicholas Perry
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Brayden Hill
SoCal can go rename yourselves The People's Republic of Hollyspixico Jewlandia
Easton Howard
In Az
This winter has been shit it's been cloudy and rainy pretty much since Christmas
I'm getting depressed man
Ethan Watson
don't let the door hit you on the way out
Jose Miller
Hope your globalist OWO overlords don't drain it all out saving a bait fish. Someone is stealing farmer's bees too, better kick out whoever it is that is determined to create a famine there.
Bentley Robinson
Why don't we just make California autonomous and let them deal with their own shit if they want it so bad? They're already doing that, outright ignoring laws and having sanctuary cities. Having regulations that differ drastically from the other 49 states. Fuck them, let the govern themselves and give them less federal funding.
Ian Anderson
Please go. For the love of god please please please.
Take all your land, all your citizens, and the whole of your economy.
We the ignorant USA will stop being a blight to you and cut off our economic dependence. We will no longer do buissness or trade will California. No USA exports to you and no imports from you. We will freeze all legal immigration to you, so we dont blight you more. As as added bonus we will have our ignorant allies Russia, India, japan, Brazil, France, and the UK do the same.
Joseph Roberts
>no more trading But how will you ever have fun without our movies? Heh
Aaron Wood
>made in California >can't be sold in California
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>b-but I buy WD-40 all the time!
It's confirmed to be a shittier version that doesn't work as well. They literally have to sell an inferior version only in their state while the other 49 enjoy doors that don't squeak and can unfreeze their tools instead of buying new ones. Sad!
Jose Cooper
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Henry Cooper
nah fuck off lad t. valley
Christian Gomez
first post best post.
Brandon Lee
KEK
Xavier Hill
fpbp
Xavier Murphy
haha
Lucas Thomas
>((((((((ROUND)))))))) earth model
Julian Scott
>FINE now!!! So it wont ever happen again?
John Clark
Dont be a retard.
Dylan Scott
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Ian Thompson
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Adrian Watson
truly odd times we live in
Samuel Allen
Eh, things are fine for you, for now. For now...
Aaron Fisher
Is this true? WD-40 is fucking fish oil for cripes sakes. Cali is retarded.
Jaxson Peterson
Denier retard detected.
Jack Lopez
t. Carlos
Matthew Hall
Climate zealot detected
Wyatt Thomas
the land sensed the coming of trump and became lush. seceding now would doom you to desert
Lincoln Jones
You do understand that if CA will go independent then all businesses will move to USA?
Colton Bennett
Tears from laughing so hard when your shitty state goes tits up when it's not receiving cash from the feds to run its shitty programs.
Leave by all means, It'll provide the rest of the world with good laughs as you tear your state apart when parts of it leave to join and remain in the U.S.
CA resident here. Can someone tell me where OP lives so I can go kick xim in the dick? Also we will always be hurting for water, that's what happens when you settle in a desert
Jordan Roberts
fpbp, fucking kek
Andrew Flores
>California secedes >immediate Mexican reconquista great job
Leo Wilson
>now we can secede You think it can done with a statewide referendum or something? There's no legal mechanism for secession, you'd have to win a war against the rest of the Union
Michael Parker
California gets all its waters from other states, and CA actually fucks up and over Washington and Oregons ecosystems
So they would be better off if CA left, and they can have fun paying high taxes on importing foreign water
Easton Brown
we're not giving up prime territory just because (((fellow white americans))) flooded it with muds. demographics can be changed
Connor Rivera
and evaporation brings more salt to the salton sea
All of your water comes from Jefferson and we are going to stay with the US.
Jackson Sullivan
Plus a propellent and emulsifier and solvent.
Justin Peterson
>CA secedes oh no please stop you don't know what you're doing
sadly will never happen because they could never get enough blue states to ratify the amendment
Gavin James
I keep saying it, but don't they know thst there was already a war about seceding? And that it didn't go well?
Joseph Ross
Dude, if you go north of the Bay in California it is all meth heads and generally shit. Please leave, and take fucking Redding with you. Sincerely, the Bay Area.
Gabriel Clark
globul warming confirmed hoax (if another confirmation was needed)
Adam Perez
I live in Redding fuck you nigger
Nicholas Wright
>more water consuming vegetation kek
Nathan Evans
God granted us this water to fight off the anti-Christ who has taken over our republic.
Let us use everything we have to endure his seige!
We make 4x more than we give to the federal government, we just need to keep commissar Jerry from wasting the money on that fucking bullet train and we will be fine.
Henry Morgan
>pic >Implying that wont be the GOAT timeline.
>Country that has conservative views >Republicans get voted into to office to clean up liberal cities (Minneapolis, Chicago, New York) >Country goes back to christian family values >Football gets better and more passionate >Patriotism at an all time high >Country no 1 genre not shitty pop >Abortion is made illegal >BLM destroyed >Only two genders accepted >Muslims don't want to move here at all >Trans people decrease in numbers >Women see that current feminism is cancer and ditch it
This is the America we need.
Christopher Gutierrez
How's the coal?
I heard it looks like hell over there.
Carson Hall
Has nothing to do with the fact that your programs you love so much are paid for federally. anons point was without federal funding, state will have to pay or cut those programs.
Landon White
No you fool, Trump brought the rain to make your shitty cities fractionally more governable.
He pleaded for months with the Secret Masters to get the HAARP machine to stop frying your lands.
And you repay him with insults. Typical cali
> mfw the rains assist fault slippage and deliver Keks promised BIG ONE on californias freshly hydrated cities.
Thomas Barnes
It'll be a minor spending cut.
It won't really do much and we shall keep our sanctuary cities and sell pot on the streets alongside our "child prostitutes", okay?
Robots stole your job, not the Mexicans.
Gavin Hall
Try harder.
Parker Mitchell
LA county reporting. We're MAGAing California too faggot.
Ian Jackson
>Califags don't realize that droughts come in cycles >In 10-20 yrs or sooner another drought hits >Mfw they have the balls to come crawling back begging for water
Jose Howard
Sacramento here.
You go low, I'll go high, user.
We meet in the middle and nuke the entire coastline
Ayden Scott
Our cities are very well governed you silly toad.
Luke Foster
Go ahead, we WANT you to leave!
Wyatt Taylor
HAHAHAHAHAH You think California is all good now because you grew some grass? Dumbass your issue is with groundwater depletion. Especially in contained aquifers. You'll be back to being screwed in 1-3 years. Maybe even less than that. One wet season doesn't recharge
Jordan Edwards
10-20 years?
Oh good! By than we will have a proper socialist running this country and not that centrist Obama.
Robert Johnson
This
I know people in California who have had to drill their wells deeper after the last drought. There is only so much deeper you can go.
Some areas can't even go any deeper at all already.
Connor Sullivan
No, after 8 years of Donald you'll get 8 more years of Barron.
Aiden Long
Socalism won't fix your water problems
Oliver Kelly
We will have to see how you react when the big 9.0 hits.
Let it rain!
Luis Mitchell
Lol. Good luck with that. All of the producers would move to remain US citizens and you would be left with... more of you and illegal aliens leeching the collapsing entitlement system.
Michael Hernandez
>thinking filthy central/southern/bay area scum can take my glorious redwood nutrient enriched water. FUCK OFF FROM MY WOODS YOU FUCKING COMMIE FAGGOTS! GET OUT NOW!
Jacob Rivera
No, a Socialist president would call the Great Lake states a bunch of fascists for all agreeing to tell Commiefornia to fuck off if they ask for our water and make us drain the lakes to support their farms in a fucking desert.
HANDS OFF MY LAKE WATER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hudson Cruz
the united states government very recently bombed california for trying to become part of mexico
it wasnt all over the news but it was in the news. try it again and they might force all the illegals back to mexico with missiles
Cool, and when we do, ill start shooting sjws, with no federal oversight, its up to local p.d. to stop my rampage, that wont happen. lulz, who will prevent ca from being assaulted by the u.s. after seccession, i wont fight for your ass you liberal cuck.
Carter Robinson
>Commiefornia thinks it has any rights to any resources outside of it's borders
Lmao, commies are dumb
Asher Wood
This. We just need to carpet bomb gas, kill the inhabitants, steal the farmland from their corpses. EzPz
Caleb Lewis
This is quality bait, not even being facetious.
Well done OP.
Jeremiah James
>salty tears >water reservoir Awww someone doesn't understand how water works. It's okay buddy :)
Brayden Perry
>being mad at a state that has enough water that can literally just waste it because someone might have peed in it. You fucks are doomed. You are passively saying you would drink that piss water over let someone else trash it.
Zachary Gray
I thought goths had died 9/10 would behead
Joseph Reyes
our last dry season was 6 years long retard.
Austin Jones
>Doesn't need other states smelly water >takes other countries smelly people
kek
Tyler Roberts
>tfw my garden is filled with native flora >tfw drought didn't effect me
Get on my level you nerds
Ryan Ortiz
winter came
Michael Campbell
Roasted
Aiden Collins
does california have global climate change to thank for all the rain lately?
Liam Barnes
If California tries to secede there will be a war and CA isn't going to beat the USA. You have to go back! MAGA!