The German word for "drive" is "fahrt"

>The German word for "drive" is "fahrt"
Top kek

DELET THIS!

Germany BTFO, how can we ever recover

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHA GERMAN KEKS ARE DONE. IT'S OVER.

wow you got us

Well the swedish word for 'speed' is fart.

holly shit i didn't know this before

On a slightly related note, the Swedish word for 'speed' is literally fart, so we're more cucked on every level than the Germans

so?

Anyways guys, la ilaha illa allah muhammed rasul allah i gtg play with my gf's son

Friendly reminder that

>trump
means
>fart

in British slang lmao

Cars are running on gas, it makes sense to me.

Keked

>I'm 12 years old

Masha allah Muhammad how she've grown up. Can I take her for a test drive?

It's OK if it's a Betriebsfart

Mmmm, good fart. You are so good at farting, Hans.

>duuuude..look how loud i can fart..BRAAAAP..woaaah..xDD
>let me hit this kush real fast weed lmao 420
American """"humour""""

Take back your government.

How do you translate "please don't rape my wife, kind Muslim"?

Gives "gib gas!" a whole new meaning

>I'm hungry

Do they have humor in your shithole country? Or is it just killing things and laughing?

Why don't you ask your 35.000 black on white rape victims you retarded nigger lmao

>laughs at fart jokes
>finds a fart joke so funny he makes a thread about it to
Take it to Sup Forums, teeny

Sounds just like English. Your cuck language is amazing.

Underrated

Do they not have humour in your countries?

Your English isn't too bad for an Ameritard :^)

ME no speak Islam.

No, but your penis speaks Hebrew :^)

>cut

Triggered? :^)

>be named Peter
>literally means to fart in french

fucking end it all

This is fun and all, but maybe you should spend this energy taking care of your people.

Yeah, teach me how to take care of my people, Mr. 56%

lmao

>Do they have humor in your shithole country? Or is it just killing things and laughing?

Ask your Grandfather, Tyrone.

inshaallah my sweden bro, Sup Forums is now muslim territory

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Is this repressed anger or...? If you guys are triggered this easily, why don't you push out the foreign invaders? Cucks?

So in Sweden, farting in the car IS illegal?

>>>

lmao triggered amerifat

>american humor

>typical german car

Holy shit you guys are mad.

Triggered? :^)

>hehe look at them
>they respond to my posts
>hehe so mad xddd

Let me say it in terms you'd understand:

Allah ackbar!

Muslim Immigration.

Do your bitch tits jiggle when you type, Amerifat? :^)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BONGS BTFO

Now relax, Tyrone. Atleast we land in LA, if we charter a plain and won´t land in New York.

Muslim rape.

savage

black on white rape

Oh man. I really thought, that americans could bringt better arguments. I mean, it is your native lang...WAIT A SECOND!

Fahren

t. 13 year old

GTFO, 18+ board.

No wonder they're importing foreign men, holy shit.

Einmal scharf mit alles, bitte

The German word for train driver is zugführer
I also thought this was funny when I was 12

BRB going to local KKK-Market to grab a megapussi.

Let´s discuss: Why do you think: a) That "they" "import" foreign men and b) why, implying they would import foreign men, they would do that?

Actually Denmark

"Das Berühren der Figüren mit den Pfoten ist verboten, werter Herr Muselmann"

Well it's not the fart that kills you its the smäll.

>dead language

oh so that's where fartlek comes from

LE SO FUNNEH XDDDDDDDD I GET LE FUNNEH BRAAPAPAPAP JOKE XDDDDDDDD

you have to be 18+ to post here

German word for "black" is "schwarz"
Arnold Schwarznegger sounds like Arnold Black Nigger

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This joke killed the Germans

underrated