/AfD/ General - <daily> EDITION

This thread is about the German elections 2017
in particular the party Alternative for Germany (AfD)

BASICS
>Who are the AfD?
youtu.be/xLQ24_RypyY
>Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/07/2016-06-20_afd-kurzfassung_grundsatzprogramm_webversion.pdf
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf
>Donations
alternativefuer.de/spenden/
afdmitmachen.de/

AfD VIDEOS
>60 Genders - AfD adresses Greens proposal
youtu.be/SAHvLAJ-5aQ
>Frauke Petrys New year speech
youtube.com/watch?v=vJzerMo5Fuc
>based Björn Höcke speech
youtube.com/watch?v=sti51c8abaw&feature=youtu.be&t=3417
>Frauke Petry in hart aber fair
youtu.be/hF9gAw2nbn0
>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ

RECENT NEWS
>66-year-old imprisoned for hatespeech
breitbart.com/london/2017/01/18/66-year-old-german-sentenced-anti-migrant-leaflets/
>SPD demands taxation of non-vegan food
heise.de/tp/features/Umweltbundesamtspraesidentin-SPD-fordert-hoehere-Besteuerung-nichtveganer-Lebensmittel-3589118.html

OTHER STUFF
>Meme Collection
postimg org/gallery/13dw1v50q
>Einzelfall Map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US
>(((polls)))
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm

TASKS
>discredit "russian hackers" bullshit in advance
>find or create a friendly guide for voting
>create usable memes (Germany is very Nazi-phobic)
>spell-check memes
>spread memes
>ignore the shills

Previous Threads: OP text: pastebin required

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/channel/UCdroYqaHMrTY1feMaPP_u0g/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCAeThck8foEfNQKSW23FvPg/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCh9iesiY7UG_22_ONWCgUHA/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCY2_-tzLbLj81LPWE3hniNA/videos
youtube.com/user/iprotestblog
youtube.com/watch?v=3_aCblJ1Ljw
gatestoneinstitute.org/9822/germany-ministry-of-truth
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

SOCIAL MEDIA
>kikebook
/alternativefuerde/?fref=ts
/Dr.Frauke.Petry/?fref=ts
>twitter
/afd_bund?lang=en
/FraukePetry
>jewtube
youtube.com/channel/UCdroYqaHMrTY1feMaPP_u0g/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCAeThck8foEfNQKSW23FvPg/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCh9iesiY7UG_22_ONWCgUHA/videos


>redpilled german channels
youtube.com/channel/UCY2_-tzLbLj81LPWE3hniNA/videos
youtube.com/user/iprotestblog

anyone watching our shitty youtubeverse?
vulgäre analyse, weltraumaffen, derdoktorant?

lolwut?

AFD PROGRAM 1/3

DEMOCRACY
>more direct democracy
>small state
>seperate branches of government more
>change party finance laws
>smaller parliament
>term limits
>direct election of the president
>reduce lobbyism
>penalize wasting tax money

EUROPE
>restore more sovereignty for EU members
>referendum on the Euro
>don't pay for foreign banks

SECURITY
>strengthen police
>remove party influences from justice system
>harsher punishment for attacks on cops
>victim protection instead of perpetrator protection
>keep arm laws as they are
>no privacy for perpetrators
>fight organized crime
>secure German borders

FOREIGN POLICY
>reform UN
>make NATO defense-only
>strengthen OSZE
>strengthen the military
>no EU army
>restore mandatory military service
>reform foreign aid

LABOUR / SOCIAL
>reform labour agency
>keep minimum wage
>give money to families with children
>make gibmedats progressive, so working will always yield more

FAMILY
>traditional family
>more children instead of mass immigration
>give money to families with children (again)
>counter declining population with more automation
>stop discrimination of full time mothers
>help single parents
>welcome culture for newborns and unborns

CULTURE
>keep German culture, language and identity
>leading German culture instead of muliculturalism
>remove party influences from art
>remove the public broadcasting fee
>Islam doesn't belong to Germany
>stop foreign financing of mosques
>burqa ban

AFD PROGRAM 2/3

SCIENCE / EDUCATION
>stop funding of gender studies
>remove bachelor/master and restore old diploma system
>no single school for all students, because talents are different
>strengthen displicine in students
>no political indoctrination in schools
>no inclusion of potatos in normal schools, keep "special" schools
>close quran schools
>no special rights for muslim students
>no gender mainstreaming or early sexualization
>no genderneutral language
>no gender quotas

IMMIGRATION
>no immigration through asylum
>get the deportations going
>remove the benefits
>stop poor Europeans from coming here
>controlled immigration by qualitive measures
>integration is more than learning German
>transparency about the costs of immigrants
>transparency about the criminality of immigrants
>make citizenship harder to get

ECONOMY
>free market
>social economy instead of planned economy
>reform international currency politics
>high standards for trade deals
>reduce bureauocracy
>incentivize technology and innovation
>limit state subsidaries
>no privatization without referendum
>open source software and secure hardware
>secure communication as a civil right
>digitalize German literature
>strengthen consumer protection
>label food better and test all chemically engineered ingredients in long time studies
>no planned obsolescence
>test clothes and toys for harmful chemicals
>improve water treatment

FINANCE
>simply the tax laws
>higher untaxed minimum amount
>upper bound on taxation
>less taxes on families with children
>no tax on wealth, remove inheritance tax
>restore bank secrecy
>stop increasing national debt
>keep cash and don't limit its usage
>rethink our finance system (whatever that means)
>get our gold back home

AFD PROGRAM 3/3

ENERGY
>ignore climate change, stop funding climate protection, stop fining carbon emissions
>stop prioritizing/funding solar and wind energy
>remove laws on energy saving
>stop funding bioenergy
>fracking has to be decided on by local referendum
>keep nuclear energy

NATURE
>reduce contamination of air, water and ground
>stop expanding wind energy
>stronger animal rights
>reduce antibiotica use on farm animals
>ban halal slaughter
>research gene food and therapy, but be careful about it use and prevent multinational corporations from owning our food
>less subsidies for farmers

INFRASTRUCTURE
>transparency for publicly funded building projects
>managing the roads is more important than big projects
>modernize train system
>higher speed limits
>some stuff about buildings and urban planning hard to translate

MSM is now runnig chatbots.

elaborate

I actually had hoped you would elaborate.

VA = shitty amazing atheist
Weltraumaffen = shitty drunken peasent
derdoktorant = shitty harmful opinion

VA is blue pilled but goes goebbels against moslems youtube.com/watch?v=3_aCblJ1Ljw

Has the white male they blamed for Cologne found a new job yet?

I don't know what you are talking about.
I thought those rapists were refugees.

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EU is one big joke. When € surfaced the prices of everything doubled but the income stayed the same.

I can't vote them since I'm not a conservative however if Lucke would have stayed I would probably have made an expection.

It's a shit party tolerating borderline Hitlers like Högge.

>ignoring climate change
Fucking idiots

inb4 20 page MSM essay on how the german internet hacker group Sup Forums backed by Russia is using Asuka as their nazi symbol for the AfD

>borderline Hitlers like Högge
That's what I like about them

Friendly bump. Guy, I am nearly ready to unveil my #FakeFightNews and #ReportItNow campaign for Germany.

You guys are now facing the literal Ministry of Truth. Time is short! Start making memes!

gatestoneinstitute.org/9822/germany-ministry-of-truth

get the fuck out Antifa

please actually read up on the amtter before talking about it, this is Sup Forums not facebook.

Welcome burger.
Yeah I know it's gettnig really crazy these days.

>ignoring climate change
We already have an entire party dedicated to trees, grass and having sex with children. It's fine.

>goes on to post animu
For the Reich I guess

how old is that quote btw?
Are there still greens advocating this shit today?

Made something. Feedback or some better ideas would be nice

part 2

impressive effort

The second one is better.
First one is too obvious.

I don't know and I don't really care since most people only vote them to get weed legalized.

>social economy instead of planned economy
>no privatization without referendum

wat? are they legitimately retarded?

Ignore clean energy but work for cleaner nature, what the fuck?

Yep, just look at that gaggle of retards.

is is just some corner points translated by a based dutchbro, just read the Original, it is in the OP, not even that long.

Wait, you want more democracy? Bad idea, that just encourages your press to clamp down harder on public opinion which is already manipulated as fuck. Public education, the universities, the media, the bureaucracies - those are enemy, the hellspawn-pool from which Merkel and a million more like her come. Gut these, infiltrate them, whatever you have to do, that's how you wrest back control.

Wounding the beast pisses it off, go for the kill.
Brexit chopped a leg holding up the EU beurocracy sending it towards the grave. Trump is killing the MSM, which frankly isn't enough because he isn't also killing the Universities too. This looks like bandaging the bleeding, not ripping out the cancer. If it doesn't call the cancer cancer and doesn't make clear it's going to remove the cancer, it's false opposition. I'm not saying it is, but show us where they are directly attacking the left's institutions and we can meme for it.

I'm not surprised an American would rail against zee evil education!!11

Please give English translations or summaries for any German memes. Think bi-lingually anons!

We just want less corruption.
And we can't go so fast, Germany is extremely leftist. One step at a time.
Also direct democracy is a good tool to wrestle shit through the establishment consens.
That is probably why they want to implement it, kind of like Brexit. For example if they can't get out of the Euro they plan to let the people decide.

You would have to understand German and that particular party's history for that one to understand it. In a nutshell, the creator's retarded.

>Germany is extremely leftist
From your dumb point of view maybe. Whatever "extremely leftist" might mean in your weirdo world.

>That is probably why they want to implement it
They want to in order to lure more morons like you in.

ok I'll translate this one:

Non-violent sex acts between parents and children have to remain free of consequences.

extremely leftist in the international comparison.
both American partys are more right than AfD.

I wasn't lured in by that.
I was lured in by the lack of other candidates to vote for. Just vote for Merkel again you cuck.

Defend the peace in Israel
Grab your sword!

Germany exists only in order to ensure the existence of the Jewish people in Israel

>pic related
Vote SPD if you want Merkel

Nah probably Schulz eh? AfD gonna get BTFO by Schulz and Merkel :^)

There's a big difference between teaching and propagandizing. Reading history (letting it speak for itself) vs reading about history (some modern's interpretation). Academia isn't about truth it's about dogma, they don't own knowledge, they don't own science, they're a crazy religious cult, which is why I do research for an underground research society aka building up our own institutions.

German anons, I need some translations.

Image: adult man or woman looking serious
"I will do my duty as a German citizen and report fake news to the authorities"

"We are patriots! We will report fake news to the proper authorities"

Give me some different versions to work with - I don't need literal translations. Make 'em work for a German audience. And be SUBTLE! Don't go full-tier NatSoc with this.

Hi /AfD/ General. Why you so comfy?

"Ich werde meine Pflicht als Deutscher Staatsbürger erfüllen und Fake News den Behörden melden"

"Wir sind Patrioten. Wir melden Fake News den Behörde"

But he is not wrong fagboy. The media is extremely left for example to the point where they filmed refugees with kids for the most part to create a distorted view of reality.

I wouldn't be surpised if AfD got enough votes that the radical left tried to kill everyone and justify it by saying "everyone was a nazi and they manipulated the votes" lmao

Listen here guys.
Gabriel the fat fuck is a coward and decided to give Schulz the chance to embarrass himself and the SPD. So our focus should be Schulz now. An alcaholic who never in his life worked for a living.

>gather together every bullshit he once said, every dumb policy he supported, every damaging connection
>focus on stuff normies are interested in (his comments on the role of Germany regarding Israel won't work with normies)
>draft memes, post them here for advice before spreading them


>the is a subreddit which tries to copy meme magic and put Schulz into office like we did with Trump
>use their memes, manipulate them with our message and spread them
>disrupt this movement covertly
>especially SPD is easy to divide with identity politics, persuade them into focusing on it (feminism, gender bullshit, not enough diversity in the party)

MEME MAGIC FOR AFD. I CALL ON KEK IN HIS MIGHT TO AID AFD IN BRINGING CHAOS TO EUROPE

I remember voting for McCain against Obama. Don't make my mistake, make sure if you side with someone it's someone you can fight for, not just working against the obvious bad. You have to uproot evil from it's institutions. Don't just drag behind the left, Cthulhu only swims ever leftward, destroy the ratchet.

nice awoo.

that is all. have a good thread m8s!

But would you not put your own ideology aside for the good of you country?

What ideological grouping do you most identify with, also?

Best german party is NPD

I was hoping for the SPD to once drop their male supremacy. It was about time for a female runner.

Fucking kek

That's the spirit.
I guess we have our first topic to push.

2002 Gerhard Schröder
2005 Gerhard Schröder
2009 Frank-Walter Steinmeier
2013 Peer Steinbrück

Die Gläserne Decke für SPD Kanzlerkandidaten.

Frauenquote in NRW aber nicht in der SPD?!

Can I get anti Merkel memes?

We need to meme the upcoming election til death. I want a strong Afd in the parlament! Could be a good thing for europe... And I really hooe that our european brothers and sisters will help to create a better Europe with us!

Kraut poster drawthread over here.
Come up with some AfD memes quick before its gone.

>>the is a subreddit which tries to copy meme magic and put Schulz into office like we did with Trump

yeah and this is pretty much the biggest weapon we have against him.

Let them try, they are so fucking cringe and Schulz is so fucking pathetic it will work itself out just fine.

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I grew up here like everyone else, with women being equal. I can't imagine going back to the old times when marriage was still a thing and women stayed at home. The economy does not support this idea and many young people think marriage is an old ancient concept and women should be able to work and do whatever.

This however is also different for me because of everyone around me. When everyone you know in your family is married and had kids it becomes really hard to identify with modern views even when you grew in them day one. I don't know much about economics, all I say is that globalisation is a mistake and EU doesn't work.

Even though I voted for DIE LINKE once, I don't completely identify with one party.

There is also no right or wrong here since social views are very debatable topic.

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even though my parents were immigrants i'm starting to think about voting for afd

>germany
>white

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>weltraumaffen
Definetly all manlets with Cats that hate Religion and SJWs but are still liberal lefties who will never support AfD but rather some weird pseudoliberal crap like FDP.

They are as Shit Tier as Kraut and Tea, only with a smaller audience and without revisionism for the sake of more Nazi Guilt.

>get the fuck out Antifa
This please. Look at America. Soon Antifa will be put in Jail everywhere for the state sponsored Terrorists that they are.

Muh Crusade

bump for cutie Petry

I've been rooting for you guys, but haven't really been following it closely.
Is it possible for you guys to win so I can be proud of my German ancestry again?

My parents are immigrants and we all will vote for afd.

>both American partys are more right than AfD.
That meme does not stop does it?

So an Open Borders Black Lives Matter LGBTWHATEVER Party that wants to put every Shitskin on Welfare is more right Wing than AfD? Nigger Please.

And without Trump Republicans would still be Open Borders and illegal Immigrants plus bad trade deals.

Trump now only makes the difference.

from where?

With the current system in charge? hardly.

AfD would need to have 50+x% ...ehich i not gonna happen. Some 40+x% could be enough to stop a government (because Linke and CDU hate each other).

In the upcomming election 15+x% would be very very good. 20+x% would be a wonder.

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Schlesien. So yeah ancestry is some kind of polish german mix.

>implying AfD is against immigrants.

They are just against welfare leeches and ungrateful gibmedats.

25% would trigger a major system crisis

hi miroslav klose

Danke für das!

#DankeMerkel
#DankMeme

are you literally retarded?

>Open Borders Party
Hillary wanted to let in like 100 000 refugees.
And Obama was in office for the last 8 years, America did not take any Syrians.

For the rest I will have to do a quick search, I have to admit, I don't know the Democrats very well.

Hi bro same here. Got almost everyone from my family here to vote for AFD the rest will follow.

this. 20-25% will be enough. It would cause a massive political breakdown.

This is what we should aim for!

KEK WILLS 25%

Wouldn't 50% require them to coalition with every garbage including NDP or did I miss something?

The Democrats had power for 8years now.

They waged wars.

The did not legalize gay marriage, AfD program doesn't mention touching that.

They torture people in Guantanamo Bay.

They didn't cut down on guns.

American laws are much harsher than ours.

AfD wants to implement direct democracy. Nothing of that sort in America.

You are either a shill or very uninformed if you think US partys are not right of AfD.

German Bros: Dont forget that "People over 65" make up over 25% of the total population.

Most of those will be old German grandmothers.

Dont forget your Family, Your Grandmothers and the Grandparents that survived this long.

They can swing this entire vote in our favour.

Remind them: Their lives are nearly over, but ours and their grandchildren are still living and need this.

DO NOT Overlook the Elderly in this Wahlenkampf.

They nominated Schulz!
He and Merkel have to go!

*Grandmothers and Women That Never Found Love Cause So Many Males Were Killed And Are Now Mostly Alone..

So ask your grandparents about their elderly lonely friends.