What are your set ideas that automatically raise red flags while dating. Personally I have a vetting process in my mind beforehand.
Red flags
1. Unnatural Hair Color
2. Facial Piercings
3. Tattoos
4. Edgy Haircut
5. Vegan
6. Lots of "guy" friends
7. Double digit partners
8. Always talks about their ex
9. Fish mouth syndrome
10. Bad life habits (i.e. smoker, drinker)
11. Party girl
Add there parent issues and if mentioning at least once patriarchy.
Firstly, Praise Kek!
To answer your question:
>Beef curtains (shows poor hygiene and self control)
>Shitty feet (poor hygiene and self image issues)
>Isn't Queef-trained for inside
This, adding she doesn't want to have children til she's 35 because she wants to have fun and enjoy herself.
Personally, this is a huge red flag for me when dating. Can't stand it.
Can't have a conversation without checking cell phone.
>I like all kinds of music
Usually draw the line at having a dick bigger than mine but if they identify as female I'd consider it.
My red flags are:
>carries phone like its a safety blanket and uses it when we or a group are doing things that don't require a phone
>has male friends that act the same as when she was single as she does when not single. If they keep doing it and your girl isn't stopping them, there is a problem
>accepts gifts from "admirers". If you are with someone don't accept gifts that you know aren't from them.
>doesn't wear panties, says they are uncomfortable.
If she casually swears, she casually screws.
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>She's not a virgin
>She wants sex before marriage.
>She doesn't want kids.
>She wants a career.
>She doesn't wait up and lies ready in the bed if i work late.
>She has political meanings.
>She speaks without permission.
Facial acne as well points to a host of possible chemical imbalances and problems.
Girls from a single parent household as well.
You left out big ones
1. Ever Been Married
2. Places No Value On Own Chastity/Virginity
3. Has Kids
4. Cutting Scars
5. Short Hair
All of these are red flags. There are bad decisions, sure, but when those are a lifestyle or affect other people (ie a kid) they are just bad women.
I remember I dated a girl which had 9 of those and she wasn't a vegan because she was also a fucking fattie.
What have I done with my life fml
>redheads
go fuck yourself redheads are the best
>dating fatties
I've been tempted to just pump and dump with a few of them who came onto me over the years, but I honestly can't get hard thinking about a fat woman. They might as well be men for all my dick reacts.
Read that chart with your big boy glasses on.
I got baited, she liked me really much and I was a thirsty virgin, fucked her, didn't enjoy it one bit and never talked to her again
>loves to eat
>loves to watch Netflix
>loves traveling
>loves her dog
>loves to breathe
so basically OP wants aryan blonde that has babylike skin who´s a meathead with no friends who doesnt go outside ever, doesnt like to have fun and would just sit in front of a computer all day like OP does.
i would not date OP based on his shitty list.
what does this have to do with politics
Did you see any of the pictures from the Women's March?
>doesn't floss
>partying is the only way to have fun
Do you want me to teach you how to make Zyklon B so you can gas yourself?
Pretty good list user.
Let me add:
12. Piercing anywhere.
13. Hates kids, but "would not hate mine".
14. Selfish/lazy
15. Feminist
Also I would take away vegan. Why is the main thing. Is it because she is a liberal idiot or just wants to be healthy? If the latter it is fine, but the former is just painful for you too and everyone.
Here's a handy bingo chart for you. If she wins this, you need to dump her.
Shit that must have hurt real bad.
GOOD GOD THIS IS PERHAPS THE WORST OF THEM ALL
green, leftist, feminist
Absolutely hate it when the woman has "man hands". Pic related.
1, 2, 7, 8, 9 and 10.
I don't mind tattoos(if not too degenerate)
If she don't mind me eating meat, I don't care what she eats.
I am a programmer, every girl I know(who are also programmers), has lots of boy friends
What I really hate is, people who don't care, don't have planes for their future.
>Double digit partners
>implying you can check this
Here's another. I can't stand the low-talkers. You try to have a conversation and miss every other word she says. Unbelieveable!
No but you can check these digits, kiddo
1) Uses Reddit
Nice try roastie
>man is just a sperm donor and nothing else
B-But t-that's hot.
Divorce proceedings are hot?
Nah but being treatd like a walking dildo is muh fetish right next to fem dom.
Nothing really wrong with having lots of guy friends. If I found a woman who couldn't stand other women I'd think I was into a winner. Here are some real red flags.
1. No friends of her own.
2. No aspirations, or unrealistic ones.
3. Talks shit about people.
4. Father pays any of her bills and she's not in her teens.
5. Doesn't live in the city but can't drive (Weird one but trust me on this.)
6. Obsession with unrealistic romances as shown in books/movies etc.
7. Single minded focus.
8. Doesn't have a job. 9. Or if she does. Has problems with everyone at work, and none of it is her fault.
10. Doesn't get on with her family.
>Nothing really wrong with having lots of guy friends
Problem is a lot of those guy friends sooner or later want to fuck that woman and since she's a women she'll go to party with him and will make "mistake" and she'll cheat on you. If you have a girlfriend you don't need any other woman in your life, if your girlfriend has you she doesn't need any other men in her life. Exceptions being family.
I have many female friends who I haven't/wouldn't fuck.
If I'm not going to be a hypocrite, how can I insist that someone else doesn't have the same faculties as me?
If they're the sort of person with fast and loose morals they're not the sort of person id be with in the first place.
>under pressure for even 10 seconds
>immediate ad hominems like the little bitch you are
and this is the kind of shit why you never will have a gf
There are better diets than vegan, it's done for lefty status points. The only exception would be a girl who will make two separate dinners, as in grill up a steak for you and then have her vegan thing for herself. Good luck with that. Vegan is a solid redflag.
A lot of women won't tell you that they cheated on you obviously. You're right if you have female friends then you can't demand your gf to lose their male friends.
What's wrong with a bit of tobacco in the windpipes, friend?
>Or if she does. Has problems with everyone at work, and none of it is her fault.
Never falling for itnagain, one time was enough
Do you fit to any of those categories?
You don't demand a woman to do anything, you just say next and move on to one who does what you want. When a woman falls under your frame they're very compliant, you don't have to tell them to do anything, you just set the expectation and they follow of their own volition. Mind you being a couple SMV points higher helps with this, but at least most of your SMV is under your own control unlike women.
>loves her dog
Fuck off weeb.
Question, hooked up with a dangerously hot girl the other day, but she bit me so hard multiple times during sex that I had a fat lip for a few days. She's got a very dark aura, like I might walk into her apt and have it be a Black Mirror episode, but she doesnt have any piercings or tattoos, smoke...etc
am i gonna get murdered or have my dick cut off
Who doesn't love their dog you daft normalfag?
Evil gals are the best, go on. Just sleep on your stomach. We all die some day.
Really fake looks
>too much makeup
>really unnaturally long nails (how do they even wipe their ass
>always wear as little clothing and highest heels possible
Also if they have many nonwhite friends or really any at all (I live in a 98% white city so if they surround themselves with nonwhites guaranteed it's some look how progressive I am bullshit)
Anime is worst cancer on earth, you can keep defending it all you want. You listed it as a red flag.
are earrings considered piercings?
i have just 2 small ones in my ears (regular ones)
as a guy I sometimes have lots of fucking trouble with this too. What causes it?
And no not hygiene for me. I always shower daily and wash my face probably two other times a day. I'm clean to the point where it's almost wierd because my skin gets in rashes and shit when it's not clean
>queef-trained
Aren't there people who actually get turned on by massively obese women or something? Like some kind of fucked up fantasy
could be hormonal, or maybe you're using a facewash that's triggering it? sensitive skin? just try visiting a dermatologist
Just remember to keep spinning plates. Also make her choke on your dick while you pull her hair, you know the shit you'd never to do the mother of your children but is still hella fun. Dare her to bite you dick, because if she does you'll fuck her ass raw and make her lick it off.
Loreal men expert. Your skin is probably too dry.
/r9k/-tier thread
>partying
I actually find that tedious repetitive and boring as hell. I don't find it fun to be drunk I actually like being in control of my cognitive functions as much as possible at all times
Target practice, backwoods exploration urban exploration and the occasional vidya on a shit weather day are things I actually find fun and more importantly fun with friends. If I want to get drunk I'll lock my door and drink alone
>over 18
So you're saying we can't be dating over 18?
We ain't going to change for rabid Muslims. We certainly aren't going to change for a dumbass lacking in reading comprehension.
it's called a fetish. the tag to search for on porn sites would be BBW
if you want to see how that stuff looks like, go on /fit/ and search for fathate in the catalog.
What's wrong with having an emotional attachment to your pets, and what does it have to do with anime?
It's probably assuming that 90% of these people in here are underage.
Dumbass? 133 IQ. It's not that smart but I'm not fucking dumb. That stuff is microwave for the brains.
Are you me?
Add critical thinking skills of a child to the list.
Oh and no emotional control
Oh and history of mental illness
Oh and Fat
Oh and "likes to travel"
Oh and "interests are: music, friends, the beach"
Man I could go on. Checking through Tinder (I don't ever bother to message, use it more out of curiosity), they're all the same fucking thing.
Nothing, that's what I tried to say. Opposite, actually.
1) is a feminist
It's all you need. There tends to be a ton of overlap with being a feminist and most other red flags.
Ok. Skimmed through the conversation so I must've missed something. Thanks for responding.
Literally everyone in my class. It's like they are making bitches in a factory now.
>133
Good then. You should have absolutely no trouble understanding what my list was getting at.
>She's not a virgin
If she fills the entire vertical or horizontal row aligned with it, then yeah you probably shouldn't be dating her
whats wrong with traveling?
Checked.
>She's got a very dark aura
Fucking eat a grenade.
>fat
>dyed hair
>masculine haircut
>piercings except for earrings
>tattoos
>slutty attire
>wants/had sex before marriage
>likes to party every weekend
>doesn't think islam is dangerous
>smokes/heavy drinker
>accepts trannies for their chosen gender
>wears rings on fingers other than the ringfinger
>inb4 good luck finding one
already did
I dated a girl who matched 12 of those points for a while
It was a pretty wild ride. Good sex though
>Sup Forums hates anything that remotely suggests a woman's independence or any chance they're not just going to be a doormat because Sup Forums knows how weak and insecure they are
>Sup Forums's ideal woman is 10/10 beauty, 10/10 intelligence, hates everyone who is not white, sees themselves as inferior to men because they're female, and will never question any of their decisions, ever
>Sup Forums then whines on /r9k/ about how women will never like them
it's clockwork with you guys
>inb4 leaf
>inb4 no i'm actually not a beta faggot i'm so alpha and literally have 99 girlfriends right now you fucking cuck
Soon.
the white boy safe space your country has become's got you feeling real rowdy ain't it amigo :^)
This is your last U
Why do I have to be lumped in with you?
How make zyklon b desu~?
so you only like rap?
Kys cuck.
kill yourslelf leaf you're appropriating hispanic culture
SSRIs
>99 girlfriends. Damn we got a badass in here.
Fuck off back to middle school you leaf faggot.