Why aren't you rich Sup Forums?

Why aren't you rich Sup Forums?

>Why aren't you rich Sup Forums?

that's classified.

I don't know how to be.

God damn China keeps fucking with Btc prices

I have a rich hearth :3

Because I understand that the monetary construct is founded on bullshit premises that us ape like degenerates rely on to get people to perform actions that sustain our security.

>muh 10%

"the jews stole my wealth" - every Sup Forums poster

I spend more than I earn

Because I have a bad attitude and poor work ethic

Still trying to break the feminist conditioning my parents drilled into me.

Shit learned in childhood can never really be unlearned.

Because I'm only an e3 with 1 year of tis.

I spend too much on backpage.com

Because I didn't buy into bitcoin at 11 USD

Own a house, 2 cars, garage full of tools, faithful wife been with since we were 15 stays home, cooks, cleans, keeps house spotless, raising our 3 white kids, white picket fence, green grass. I'm living the "American dream".

>27
>retired
>home owner

I'll bite.

Well off but not rich, and it's because I have played it safe most of my life. I didn't take chances in high risk, high yield investments, and I haven't started my own company, which I've thought about multiple times.

Now I have a family (wife and 2 children), and would prefer not to take those chances/risks, so I continue to play it safe and provide.

>mfw being poor in America means you have a old car, an old computer, an old flat screen TV, an old house, and a new smartphone

>implying rich people don't shitpost on Sup Forums

Cause Obama

Married wrong

I have a healthy income.

If I wanted to be rich, I'd work harder and post less on Sup Forums. I'm fine with this middle ground.

I'm an alchoholic

BECAUSE THE STATE WONT GIVE ME ANY FUCKING MONEY REEEEEEEE

(((CHINA)))