Sup Forums, I fucked up, and now I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
>Be me, college faggot in Commiefornia. >Have to take "How to be a good Goy 101" for a stupid GE. >Professor comes in and asks us "what system is so toxic that it needs government intervention to stop it?" >Without thinking I blurt out Judaism. >Professor hears me, and sends me to the front of class. >Proceeds to give me a history lesson on the 6 gorillion for the next 75 minutes. >Class ends, and he's still fucking pissed.
What do I do? I need this class to graduate
Ayden Cooper
Try escaping into anime land friend. No problems here! :D
Hunter James
Hide your power level
Owen Kelly
Should have said mostly due to infighting amongst the Pro-Israelis and Anti-Israelis. Those who follow the core tenets that the Jewish State can only exist upon the Messiah's arrival vs those who deny it.
Justin Murphy
gas that faggot cuckfessor
Austin Anderson
Don't spout memes in real life, you fucking retard
Cameron Moore
>What do I do? Give him a 75 minute history lesson of your own.
Xavier Moore
convert to judaism
Thomas Parker
kek, i also went to college in commiefornia and took a jewish class for my GE but this was before i was redpilled, the professor went on and on about the 6 gorillion and how jews are the best race etc. good luck user maybe just find another class that satisfies that GE
Evan Perry
>:D >kys
Jace Cooper
Challenge him to a debate and stream/record it 99% chance you'll look like a sweaty retard 1% chance you'll win but be hated by everyone
Adam Stewart
You need to become a tranny asexual immigrant-kin ASAP. That's your only defence. Otherwise they will persecute you
Carson Brown
>what system is so toxic that it needs government intervention to stop it? What was the right answer? Islam?
Cameron Watson
Semester just started, you can still change your class without repercussions. Pick it up again during summer/fall.
Asher Edwards
Don't bow down to him and suck his dick just because you need to the class. Come back with reasonable counter arguments and try to agree on a few ideas and arguments of his won to find common ground.
Works most of the time and the professor can end up respecting you in the end for it.
Gavin Bailey
Capitalism.
Nolan Ortiz
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oliver Lewis
next class GAS HIM RIGHT ON THE SPOT
Evan Wilson
...Yeah, you did the right thing. Your professor is a faggot.
Leave that commie university. We have based universities in Portugal
Isaac Jackson
Next lecture, go dress as Obersturmbannführer and empty your Mauser C96 on the kike.
Ryder Robinson
Patriarchy, obviously
Jaxon Flores
Legally he can't do shit to you.
If he fails you, sue the university for discrimination based on political beliefs.
Kevin Reyes
Simple, when attending his next class just make sure to wear a swastika band on your arm so he knows you mean business.
Thomas Bennett
Theres a whole lot of this that needs to be recognizing.
Ayden Diaz
>666 Didn't know you were an oldest ally, Morningstar!
Gavin Rodriguez
What is this, a screenshot for Ants?!
Gavin Gonzalez
...
Anthony Lopez
This guy gets it, except if your prof is Jewish
Samuel Davis
Capitalism is a part of Judaism and pushed by Jews as no one else. So, OP was even more than right.
Jayden Davis
Why would you go to college?
Andrew Gomez
>He's mad at someone being happy What a fucking vagina lol :DDD
Lucas Brown
Make him so mad that he hits you. He's a leftist so he will jump to violence if you trigger him enough.
John King
>:DDD >kys
Nathaniel Jenkins
If it's a 101 class are there other instances you can switch into? I hated How to be a Fantastic Gentile (that's what they called it at my university).
Luke Turner
>General Elective
Drop it like a rock and switch, it's only the second week of classes. If it's too late to switch, take a 12 or 8 week course.
You are targeted. You aren't getting an A now or even a B
Parker Williams
trigger him and sue him for violence.
Charles Butler
Kek
Ryan Cooper
Learn from it
Hide your power level. Feint ignorance is you must.
Isaac Johnson
this
Levi Fisher
Wow is that eye opening. Thank you for sharing.
Samuel Harris
open picture in new tab you mong
Jackson Sullivan
Kek, the correct answer to all that is "I don't know" and then ignore everything else.
Jeremiah Hernandez
Please please be joking
Hudson Miller
op trying lying and saying you said buddism and fake it off, did you say it loudly or did he was sure you said it by barley hearing you
Jackson Clark
Just keep triggering him and he'll cry like a bitch.
Making teachers cry was my year level's job in high school.
Sebastian Rodriguez
You a little bit lazy and dump. What to do? At first - tell the nearest policeman adress of your drugdiller and give him all your weed. At second - start learning lessons and read a books. Books is better. If you find a Soviet learning books - then the God personally choose you to safe whole humanity from next Apocalypse, and Lead us All into a Greatest Future. Because modern american system of education is shit, also copy-pasting from America russian education system. Good Luck Messiah! Our Future is in Your Hands! You - our Last Hope to survive!
James Howard
I know how you feel considering I live in Jew York City.
Above all else:
HIDE YOUR POWER LEVEL.
Oliver Peterson
Wahhahah fuck you, you will not grauate. ,,l,,
Logan Hernandez
This is your chance to red pill the class user
Alexander Bell
I wish I was an ant sometimes
Bentley Fisher
As a question. Chemicals polution and radiation polution. When happens nuclear polution, goverment sucks.
Jack Torres
>Thinks himself redpilled >Not defending your ideals and worldview >Being a beta faggot
What a cuck
Hunter Gonzalez
>>Professor comes in and asks us "what system is so toxic that it needs government intervention to stop it?"
i thought of communism but jews is a acceptable answer
Eli Lee
I don't think that's a question, am I being belarused
Asher Sanders
>He didn't gas the professor for being a Jew.
Christian Wood
YOU FUCKED UP
Srsly tho fuck college, drop out
Jaxson Collins
Yeah you should have pivoted to their imperialism and complain about their religious intolerance. That if they had never been judaism there would never have been Catholicism or the crusades.
Lincoln Campbell
Bring an Easy Bake Oven for good measure
Mason Ortiz
This.
College is the biggest jewery of all in our society.
I have a HS education. There's like 2 different trades that will pay more money than I make, and there's almost no Masters degrees that will make me more money than I do, except for like fucking geophysics.
And if you fell for the college jew, you probably aren't smart enough for geophysics.
Jason Cox
tanks fer da flaag
Liam Bell
At this point you might as well reveal your power level. Go full 14/88 on his kike ass
Jordan Ross
Wear a swastika next time.
Easton Foster
>judaism >not saying socialism/communism
Ayden James
>pointing at the symptom instead of the disease
John Bell
Say you're a Jew and that he's anti-semitic
Jack Phillips
It's so pathetic that the holohoax makes Jews COMPLETELY immune to criticism. If I say that I hate Africans, you won't hear anyone lecturing me about the massacres in Rwanda. They can't keep this fucking "get out of jail free" card forever.
Nicholas Reed
What the fuck are you studying?
William Edwards
was karl marx (((human)))
Adrian Phillips
1 up this guy. Seriously if you do this you will pass. Its just social engineering. Become a jew. Register with your school as a jew Go to temple and shit.
Then come back in with a ton of facts. About jews
Be the most jewish jew you can
Pass his class since he thinks you see the error of your ways. Get the grade. Walk up to him.
Tell him btw fuck jews im not jewish and walk always power level over 9000
Adam Ward
Please in the name of all that is holy, please be joking around.
Sebastian Ramirez
Yes, I agree with the Jew Yorker.
Premature-ing going Super Saiyan cannot be good.
There is no battle to be won, only lost.
But this story is fake as shit, and has made me wonder how many autistics are on this board.
Dominic James
Assuming this isn't bait, I wouldn't back down. Compile a list of quotes made throughout the centuries about Jews. For example, Empress Maria Theresa:
>I know of no greater plague than this race, which on account of its deceit, usury and avarice is driving my subjects into beggary. Therefore as far as possible, the Jews are to be kept away and avoided.
List the 109 expulsions of Jews throughout history. Read select quotes from Churchill's article "Zionism vs. Bolshevism".
There's literally so much supporting material for anti-Semitism, and it's only proof that Jews control the West that most of it gets buried.
Carter Allen
:D kys
Sebastian Jenkins
I hope this is real because that's fucking hilarious
Isaiah Harris
Just say your a muslim cite a verse from the koran and tell him how his people are genociding your brothers and sisters in palestine.
Muslims > Jews in the opression olympics.
Ryan Adams
Drop out and work the coal plant. Trump is bringing coal back baby.
Hudson Young
I'd say anywhere between 99.9 and 100% of ">muh power level" threads are bait.
Andrew Fisher
Fucking kek
David Torres
Should have said communism.
Ian Adams
What's the difference?
Hunter Russell
JEW, so no.
Nathan Howard
much appreciated, Croatia.
Jose Flores
One's a disease and one's a symptom
Cameron James
Pretend your Jewish and you where just making a joke, act like a cuck during class