You come home one afternoon to find your 14 y/o son making out with a boy...

You come home one afternoon to find your 14 y/o son making out with a boy. Assuming you are a mature and responsible adult, what will you do?

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fuck em both

Tell him no making out in the house and explain that being gay is fine as long as he's not obnoxious about it.

Tell him he has 4 years before I can legally kick him out

Jesus Christ this is some retarded gay shit.

>if i grow up to be gay
I thought they said you were born with your sexuality? Which is it?

>Assuming you are a mature and responsible adult
No matter what i'd do, i'd be wrong.

So, i'll take my ""son"", send the other faggot home and then explain all the risks of being gay.

And also, forbid him from having any sexual intercourse until he's 18.
If he disobeys me, i'll kick him out so he can be a full fledged faggot somewhere else.

If there's grass on the field, play ball?

Tell him this the one thing you can do that will 100% deny you from heaven. I will kick him out of the house.

Whoop his fuckin ass!!"

>the belt will not kill the kid it will save him from shole.

Sweden?

Hey, that's pretty good!

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Tell him to not make out in the house and that he better start looking for a job now because I'm kicking his faggot ass out at 18 and spending his college fund on a new car

start masturbating

Don't want to see it.
Don't want to hear about it.
Don't want you having males over behind closed doors.
Don't want you dressing like a fag.
Don't want phone calls from other parents about you being a fag.

Do whatever the fuck you want when you move out. I won't lay the smack down on you, but I will not congratulate, coddle, or encourage you to take it up the ass.

Don't like it, leave.

Rape and kill little shit he was making out with.

GTKRWN

Where is this from? Wtf? Is this a children's TV show?

Obviously some fucking fag had to film and produce it, these kids aren't smart enough for that

I would have to kill them both.

Now where's my belt?

shrug and blow a load in my wife in hopes of making another kid

Nothing and respect the privacy of his relationships.

I can't believe how many of you cunts are against gays 4chans full of the weirdest fetishes ever and you choose this website to be full fledged christian god fearing cucks.

I feel really bad for the young kids on here that were giving horrible lessons too.

I also voted ukip and brexit plus I supported trump before you guys call me a liberal or shill

>that kid on the right wincing
lel

There's a difference between posting obscure fetishes on an anonymous anime forum and flaunting it in Faggot parades and demanding people bake you a cake

>sodomy

shoot yourself in the face

This, kick the kid out and tell him that he is being replaced

Fap furiously.

I place a phone call to Mike Pence.

I couldn't care less if he's gay or not, he'd still be my kid. I just want to extend my genes

CRUSADE INCOMING

*unsheathe katana*
its personnel kids

Sup Forums is one of the last truly free message boards on the internet. where else can a proud christian post without being banned for incorrect thoughts?

Sigh deeply, tell her that she can't be gay because she's a girl and no amount of bitching will turn his cunt into a cock.
Then I go o the cabinet for the anti-psychotics. Fucking trannies

fpbp

I'd say I've failed as a parent.

First off, at 14 wether MTV and Miley Clitoris would say you should not be sexually active.
Secundo : briefely explains what sexual orientation is and friendship isn't. ( "best friends" could lead to a lot of shitty things such as making out, sniffing glue, stealing liquor, making explosives in the backyard, or tricks such as playing soccer with a flamed teddy bear filled up with fireworks.*

*I took examples from my youth, sadly I was not a faggot and too poor to affod an ATI 5870 back in the day....

Then I will asks them why they felt pressed to making out, not shaming them, asking them .

9/10 it would be because
1) THe girls said it was kewl
2)They discovered porn together
3) they discovered a frendship coul lead to attraction.

PS: finding a 14yr old kid kissing another kid from the same sex doesn't making him/her a raging homosexual, don't be a LGBTBBQ muh wymyn trangender bitch or a sandnigger that kills drag queen while sodomising 8yr old., don't apply classes of sexual orientation to kids...

Oh and in my country highschool girl literraly have a lesbian phase, then an older man phase, then the mature wealthy man phase...

Lol'd

Ensure the fucker does that surrogate mom shit but with his sperm.

same

"You guys, too?".
>Leave.
>Return in my gimp suit with a cactus and some bunjie cord.
"It's time for some fun, kiddies!"

Not that I've ever thought about it, or whatever.

usually i wouldnt beat the shit out of kids but god damn that image makes me angry

He can get a surrogate, so not all hope is lost.

I think the best thing to do is to accept a gay son and continue to raise him to be a productive member of society and instill family values. The ones that get rejected by their families are the ones that snap and go full parade because they cling to the only community that accepts them.

Faggots would have invaded my NAP so obviously I'd have to defend myself and shoot them both to prevent faggots taking over my land.

Say to him that I accept him being gay but I will not accept transgender bullshit and that I don't want to see wearing female clothes or speaking like a faggot

well.. I did chose gay son over blacked daughter, so I guess I grab a beer and btfo

I don't want to see him wearing*

...

Theres also a difference between being slightly annoyed by obnoxious gays and wanting to kill them all

>implying i wouldn't raise my kids to be insecure and fat so i can always feel superior to them and they will die as a virgin

Depends on how his boyfriend looks.

I live in the forest so the other guy is likely a fairy or goblin. Being on good terms with the supernatural forces of the forest is always a good thing so I'll wholeheartedly support this union.

It's not something most of them have control over. I was friends with this brazilian fag in high school and he just naturally talked like that.

This.
The gnomes always come first.

pretty much

Go to the fucking westboro baptist church website.
Maybe you should worry less about gays and spend your time working on your sloth and gluttony like a good christian you fat lazy pig.

MODS MODS MODS

Fourteen is too young to be doing anything like that. He's not even in high school at that point.
Who even thinks about shit like this?

Beat his ass so hard he goes straight is what I would want to do.

Would probably instead yell at the two of them to break it up, send the other boy home, ground my son indefinitely from everything-no video games, no computer, no going outside, nothing but reading, eating and sleeping.

I would most certainly disown him if he was an adult coming out gay.

Send tomahawk missile for violating my eyes

>tfw this is 100% true

Oh and also contact the parents of the other child and tell them to keep their faggot son away from mine.

Give them some privacy, but not too much. Later on give him a refresher talk on safe sex, make sure he knows I still love him just the same, and tell him if anyone wants to give him shit for being gay they'll have me to answer to.

t. Actual parent

Kick out the other candyass, ground him for 4 years and then promptly disown him on his 18th.

Tell him if he ever does that again he's not my son

itt shit parents

>t. actual parent
you're a fucking disgrace.

my son is only 2 but I will not raise a faggot or tranny in my house.

I feel bad for your son.

Time to get the battery and spark plugs

I feel bad for all these faggot enablers in this thread.

>Westboro Baptist Church
>Christian

kek

At least try to give an effort

just say you dont want to see him, much better

Sup Forums neckbeards would get triggered because their 14 yr old brother has had his first kiss before them (despite them being in the 30s)

Being gay and being a faggot are not the same thing. For example I can safely assume you're not gay, but you're clearly a total faggot. I pity your son.

>shole

Fucking stormfront.org then.

This. There is a difference between being gay and faggot.

You say that but if your kid actually came out you would probably love them the same.
My mom was pretty homophobic when I was a kid. When I told her I wanted to be a girl she tried to ignore it and hoped I would grow out of it, but after she saw how depressed I was when I tried to kill myself she accepted it and got me help. Now she's really supportive of me.

This.

Gays are fucking horrid lad

Gas all knobjockey's tbph

Pretend it never happened. Continue treating him like he is straight. If he brings home a bit refer to him as she and call her his girlfriend.

Tell him that as long as he doesn't masturbate, touch the other boy's penis, get naked and rub his genitals on the other boy, or put his penis into the other boy's anus or let the other boy put his penis in his anus, he hasn't commited a sin and can do as he likes.

I would tell him that he can look at boys and men all he likes, but he can only have sex with females that's he's married to - otherwise, he's going to Hell and there'll be nothing I can do to save him.

Join in

Bring up the volts.

>Sup Forums
>having kids
kek

I'd beat the shit outta those little faggots and electrocute their tiny balls ala Darth Pence until they become normal human beings.

My son is a Top, right?

not really into faggotry or shota. where is the loli version of this?

Behead them as a mature and responsible adult.

jack off in my room

Can anyone give me a quick rundown of these fellas?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_Montgomery
>Montgomery founded the activist T-shirt brand FCKH8 in 2010
>this fucking kike is forcing little boys to make out
kill me now

Lock the door. Make them kiss while I masturbate and then shoot myself in front of both of them as I cum

Sacrifice them to Moloch.

quads confirm

>be very unhappy
>maybe cry a little
But i would pretend to be happy for him and turn my suffering inwards until it consumes me and I kill myself.

Pour boiling water on them

they look happy, what's the problem?

Check'd

>your son has a mental illness