You have to live in an African country. Which one do you pick?

You have to live in an African country. Which one do you pick?

Sweden

SA there's at least enclaves of civilization in the country.

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South africa

at least you won't get murdered by spear throwing tribe men.

It'll be a black man with a gun instead.

South Africa

or a white paralympian

Morocco and sail to Spain

> Germanistan
aswell would I

Namibia

kek fpbp

But seriously there's a huge misconception about Africa being a huge shithole. It's really not as bad as they make it seem barring a few exceptional hellholes. The blacks in Africa aren't like the niggers in the U.S.

Germangola

libya because i still own a summer home there

fpbp

South Africa without a doubt

Yes there's still shitskins but at least you have fellow white people too

Didnt know USA was a part of Africa :^)

Rhodesia.

Where the most white people are

Zimbabwe because Mugabe is based.

Botswana.

ding ding ding

Why Somalia of course. It's been my childhood dream to become a pirate. :D

This.
Pretty safe, decent upcoming economic sector.
Second would be either Cape Verde or maybe Mauritius

>turkroach "banter"
lel

Northern Rhodesia and make it huge on the copper mine

Namibia.

>Low density
>Sizeable German population
>Relatively stable
>Capital is Windhoek

Almost Europe desu.

South Africa is probably as good as it gets, although the country's gone to shit, at least a couple of cities remain decently white and pretty.

>tfw you will never be able to move to South Africa in the 1960s and live a comfy life where whites are living in cozy ocean-side cities while dindus are being put in tin huts and beaten like dogs daily

Kek

Cameroon hands down

Aren't there parts of any country really that are safe because they're full of rich expats who live in gated communities?

Botswana

Kill myself. Or reclaim Rhodesia.

Y

I lived in Burkina Faso for a few months and it was pretty comfy

oil

Ghana, specifically the southern half, near accra. simply because ghana is probably the most stable and civil african country

Where ever Jammeh is

Zambia, hands down
>former Rhodesian clay
>didn't chimp out and genocide whitey
>Victoria Falls
>dope rafting on the Zambezi
>no famine due to many displaced Rhodie farmers settling there
>gun laws are pretty good as far as Africa goes

Based Botswana of course
>least corrupt country in Africa
>somewhat functioning economy and society
>where else in the world can you be a black heavy metal cowboy??

Details?

South sudan ofc. Nigger hunting season is on 365 days a year.

Morocco

Spain

>black death metal cowboy
thats fucking amazing

We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen.

I've never been more proud to be an American.

Join the effort to reclaim Rhodesia.

Either Namibia or thisMalawi and Botswana are also decent choices

Sicily.

Ivory Coast, worked with an African from there. Ended up laying with his cousin.

That seems like the kinda guy, I'd have a drink with.

seychelles tbqh desu fampai, most A E S T E T H I C flag of all Africa

Kenya

namibia. for old times sake

Sweden

What if all whites go to Africa and we let all the Africans go to Europe before we leave and establish a white heaven in Africa?

The one that has talking penguins and no niggers in it.

...

Are you going to explain your views or just leave it at that?

Namibia.

Botswana. Matter of fact I'm planning on a trip soon. 4WD would be fucking great in the Kalahari.

Sweden

>You have to live in an African country. Which one do you pick?
France.

Doesnt your flag already make you a butt pirate?

Mauritius if it counts.

Otherwise Algeria; lots of QTs :3

South Africa, ill find some old Boer mercenary to take me under his wing

There's no good answer, unfortunately, unless I get the resources to actually take over. All their borders are fucked. But I'd probably go for Nigeria. The Igbo are pretty based, the country has oil, and speaks English (of a sort) so those are good points.

My sides

the United States of America

french speaking, super poor, naturally everything is cheap including a few great restaurants and hotels. if you go to markets and eat street food you'll pay practically nothing. 3 religions and they get on well, I assume low crime because I didn't encounter any despite living in a nice house plonked in the middle of a slum and everyone knew we were there

everyone loves you because you're white and therefore rich; a conversation with any man lasting more than 3 minutes is likely to lead to him offering you his sister, but taxis will try to charge you 50x as much if you don't haggle

everyone just seemed really relaxed, really nice people. they had a dictator when I was there who has since been removed, but I can't imagine it is any worse now

Sweden

OH FUCK'S SAKE! I should read first

If I never had to work again, it would be Botswana or Namibia. Both are quite safe and very beautiful. Just sweet blue fuckall happening there, no good job prospects.

I'm happy where I live, Cape Town, South Africa.

egypt

we wuz and shieeeet

Yeah, they're even shittier because they haven't been mixing with whites for the last 200 years.

Fpbp

let me rule one nation and i´ll consider living there. aint much fun to play by the peasant rules

went to kenya a couple months ago, kinda dirty, but as an average looking white man was laying with much negressess

Ethiopia

With a few bucks, I can live like a king/warlord there and get some of the best honeys around.

ayy. I'm a Helderberg fag myself

this desu
dad went with the un and said he loved it

That story is so creepy

Some parts of Johannesburg or Namibia

why does your flag look like kermits butthole

Sorry... Big mistake desu... meant Cape Town... Johannesburg is SHIT (at least when I was there it was absolute shit)

Pepe's glorious glowing-red butthole, not Kermit's

Done

Botswana

Libya in Gadaffi -era

It was heaven, high wages,security, great climate, great food.

FUCK USA
FUCK NATO
FUCK YOU ALL KEKS FOR DESTROYING IT

t. had family /friends who got to millionaire status by being ENGINEERS/ARCHITECTS in Libya in the 50s.

>INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREEN CAP OR YOUR SLUT MUM DIES

my sides are in orbit

death

Namibia

Not much population, politically stable

Ethiopia is a fucking shame, once the greatest nation in Africa, unified under one pure african crown, a beacon of christianity in the whole continent for almost two thousand years...Then the communists took over

Rhodesia ;_;

boss?

Thank you Boss!

TANZANIA BITCH!

Fuckers have Elephants on their bank notes... Enough said!

fucking rekt
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he wasn''t ready, holy shit