>be me
>get in bad car accident
>be in a coma since July
>wake up yesterday everyone acting weird
>see Trump is president
>HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?
Can someone catch me up?
>I am out of it for a while and everyone gets delusions and grandeur
Last headline I read was (pic related)
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there was a firefight
We won.
>what happened.
You're still in a coma, we need you to wake up. Wake up please!
Wow
you had like the perfect situation then
You could have woke up in Comrade Hillary timeline
nationalism redefined
Post proof you LARPER
Idiots haven mistaken memes for real life and elected a tyrant.
Wait it out in another coma and hopefully the adults will have sorted things before we're all dead
WE'RE RECLAIMING THE FUTURE, user
WELCOME TO THE BRIGHTEST TIMELINE
proof or fuck off
This video will pretty much explain the entirety of 2016:
youtube.com
Granted, there's some extraneous bullshit but this should bring you up to speed
>WTF Happened?!?! I just woke up out of a coma.
No you didn't you fucking liar.
You're legally disabled now. Trump will make fun of you and deport you for being a degenerate weight on society.
Trump raped destroyed Hillary. Obongos legacy is dead.
>I took pics of myself while I was in a coma
WEW
An Attempt was made
this is fairly accurate
Post a hospital record or something faggot
Relax OP. Sucking dick is still legal. You have nothing to worry about.
Clinton ignored the rust belt in an act of blind egotism and thought calling Trump enough names would get her the Presidency.
Instead, the rust belt handed Trump a narrow electoral win while overinvestment in getting the California vote gave Clinton a popular vote advantage but no victory whatsoever. It was so bad that if you removed California, Trump would have won the popular vote by 1.5 million or so.
Much whinging went on until the Electoral College, whereupon a number of electors went rogue- and with one exception, took delegates from Clinton. Ron Paul actually got one electoral vote at the end. Not Rand. Ron Paul.
>I can't show you guys a bill or something
LARPER pls go
Papers of your discharge or something you fucking idiot. I guess your brain must have turned to mush while you were lying in that hospital bed.
>Post a hospital record or something faggot
>Posting personal information on Sup Forums
I am not a newfag asshole.
>hurr durr I can't blank out personal info
this
Don't be a faggot
Nobody will be able to fully convince you actually woke up ever again. Nothing is real and it's all memes.
you just woke up in the best timeline. Welcome! have a hat!
Chinese attack the world with weaponized muslims and niggers as bioweapons.
US walled themselves in and elected a wartime prez.
EU is mess. France wants to surrender, Germans want to elect female Hitler and Brits want to profit.
Russia is looking up sides to arm.
Sup Forums is a board of peace looking to avoid the greatest happening of our time.
so turns meme magic is real
cia actuallly conducted remote-viewing/telekinesis a la Stranger Things/Men who stare a goats and found shit is real
Sup Forums is /x/ now
oh and we're in the best timeline
you should still have some scars or something you fucking poofter. fucking kys in car accident next time you fucking nigger. pls kek confrim this and slay this cunt
Oh shit
Hahha digits checked
The entire world has changed
>4411
Good boy.
RIP OP
OP BTFO
It's all good Hillary still has a chance. We need you to use the hashtag #notmypresident
BTFO by only European concealed carriers
We still have concealed carry here too.
But bolsheviks are trying to fuck with our gun laws...
We switched timelines. Everybody felt it when it happened. We all thought it was all over, and then it was just like it wasn't supoosed to happend. Check Alex Jones election day broadcasting, he felt the same.
In the other timeline they have started WW3
rip op
Welcome to the Best Timeline. It's nice to have you with us.
Czeched
Fuck you Jew
So type in the exact dates, the name of the hospital, and just the basic info off the discharge paper without the personal info you fucking sperg. Not that hard.
> survives a bad accident
> still goes to Sup Forums wastes his saved life
yea and who left in other timeline when we are left for this one?
We praised Kek a little too hard and basically altered reality into getting Trump to win.
>that id
>RROD
>red ring of death
You have awakened in an alternative timeline where the liberals have lost everything and a reality tv star is leading the world
Grab some popcorn, comafriend. dis gone be apocalyptic.
>Adults
>You woke up
>see hospital bill + tip
>thanks obongo
>trump president
>liberal tears
>get shot
his wife/gf probably shitted some nigglets too while he was out, too bad that next his accident is his death.
(so close)
>Sup Forums is a board of peace looking to avoid the greatest happening of our time.
Talk for yourself currently not russia
Fpbp fuckin ay my sides
True user.
kek
Relax, happenings.are granted.