When does it start Sup Forums?
*BZZZT* *BZZZT* PRESIDENTIAL ALERT *BZZZT* *BZZZT*
Wyatt Reyes
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Jackson Anderson
YES
Dominic Cruz
>post yfw "EXECUTE ORDER 66"
oh god the beanercide will happen literally any moment
Jordan Lopez
Better forcibly emit very loud, VERY energetic screech too. Ree!
Joseph Collins
What is this and how do I get it on my phone?
Ayden Hill
my body is ready
James Myers
For those who don't know, cellphones in the US are subject to emergency alerts that are SUPER loud and cannot be silenced or turned off (regardless of volume settings). They can be opted out of - with the exception of the presidential alerts. Trump now has access to this system.
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David Nelson
>Threat to life and property
lmao what kind of alerts are those? Dindu weather system warnings?
Xavier Long
I'm sure Android modders will find some way to get past it and it will reach social media in the form of Gawker and Buzzfeed articles on links where to change it but the average technologically impared lib normies won't be able to do shit about it.
Ethan Long
You can't hide from the Don.
Hudson Walker
I'D LOVE IT
Thomas Lewis
TRUMP HAS DISBANDED THE SENATE
Ethan Watson
Oh, I knew about the amber and weather alerts but I didn't know presidential alerts were a thing.
Benjamin Bell
basically, but I have only ever witnessed it used once
they're all amber alerts, because want some candy?
Matthew Perry
They were made under Obama, part of a law giving the president power to commandeer all communication technology in the country in the event of a national emergency.
Adrian Howard
I've never gotten one of these before. If Obama never used it I doubt Trump will use it very often.
Adrian Phillips
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Thomas Flores
Obama also isn't a masterclass shitposter who trolls through at least 14 dimensions.
Hunter Robinson
Yea seems like it will never get used except for actual war/apocalypse tier shit, so it doesn't really matter.
Jaxon Gutierrez
lol ya or when a president wants to take over all the networking technology Egypt style.
Lazy king Negro and his peons have erected systems that will likely one day be used to purge them from society.
Mason Rogers
7:42 pm
AYYY YOO it's yo boi Big Don, check my latest tweet. I know yo nigga ass aint doin shit so you better like and retweet that muthafuckin joke nigga.
Kevin Flores
Wednesday, November 4, 2020
3:00 am
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT:
Good morning!
Luis Morgan
If I could trade Amber alerts with Trump tweets, it wouldn't even be a contest.