DEADSPIN BTFO
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KEK
Ted Jews more like
Instead I'm on the couch
Watchin ted cruz
Ride thru the city in a cutlass
Find a big butt bitch
Somewhere get my nuts kissed
>duke
The rat is learning from the master
TED REALIZED THE ONLY WAY HE CAN RECLAIM HIS DELEGATES FROM DAHNALD IS TO OUT SHITPOST HIM!!
Is he claiming Grayson Allen looks like him? I'm not sure if I get it
>it's real
fucking best timeline
He's memeing himself the delegates.
EL RATO A CUTE
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
I CAN'T TAKE THIS LADS
THE PILLARS OF THE LEFT ARE CRUMBLING ON AN HOURLY BASIS
The kid playing basketball is the son of the president of deadspin
I guess we're renaming the place TedSpin
>My God
He's learning how to meme! How long before he starts to bend reality such as our god emperor
>(((feinberg)))
>The Right are the meme masters now
Really made my brain blast
Ted Cruise to the white house
Got a real fast car gonna drive it to the white house
>no i'm not.....
this ugly jewess spends multiple hours a week lurking here to plagiarize content for her articles and the best fucking bants she could come up with is "no"?
holy kek lol
(((Feinberg)))
Liberals have been laughing at anything that supports their views, as long it's anti-Trump, anti-racism, anti-sexism etc whether or not it's even funny. They've gotten lazy and forgot how to be funny.
He's training without his delegates
Kekd. You're alright El Rato
I had to seriously check to make sure that was real because it just seems so fucking ridiculous. Goddamn I hate kike journalists and I fucking hate the entire gawker network. Final solution now.
I think El Rato got BTFO so badly by the God-Emperor that the lil fella retreated to his nest to study the ways of shitposting.
Who are "Deadspin" and why do they hate El Rato?
Damn, I guess I'm a /cruzmissile/ now
Video games are to blame.
Al Gore's hag wife was right to fear their impact on the youth
>tfw the Ted Cruzumaki redemption arc has only just begun
deadspin is such a faggot website.
He really is the Vegeta of this timeline. Started off as a tough adversary only to become one of our greatest fighters.
Yes, we know Texas supports him.
Part of the Gawker family (of Hulk Hogan fame). They're muckrakers in sports reporting.
>222
what did he mean by this?
The aide that manages his twitter is pretty hip.
No, Reagan was right. The real meme war starts soon when we get the codes that link our PCs to drones in the middle east. The final crusade.
>44
what did he mean by this?
All that advanced Hand Eye Brain evolutionary capability being used to outwit and humiliate journalists in campaigns organized on a Japanese Cartoon Pornography Trading Network.
DEVILISH
Did Ted Cruz just respond with a .gif?
...
why are lefty websites so rude? There has to be a funnier way to respond other than "eat shit."
wtf guys. Ted Cruz isn't that bad of a guy. Infact people tell me I'm cool all the time.
Rato owned them so hard, he now owns their site. I like it, Kek wills it?
Fuck me that's hilarious.
Libs have the mentality of children, when something that they don't like happens they stomp their feet and have a tantrum.
Well shit, maybe if he learned how to meme and pwn earlier, maybe he would have won.
At least he proved he's capable of learning for his mistake and weaknesses.
Unlike the democrats, who are still insulting Trump voters and white people.
Which is funny because the lefties were always saying that the right has no sense of humor, and that all the late night shows are in favor of them. Unfortunately for them, TV is dying and the Internet is taking its place, and the right has a much firmer grasp on Internet humor than the left ever could hope for.
Savage.
GIVE HIM THE SUPREME COURT SEAT NOW!
What chance did Deadspin have against delegate no jutsu!?
>"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
But Cruz does that recreationally
Deadspin would be a pretty good name for a conservative news outlet.