Why are dwarves more redpilled than elves?

Why are dwarves more redpilled than elves?

Ragin Goodbeard checking in

Raghelm Bloodbattle reporting in...
Am I allahu ackbar dwarf?

Thorhelm Goldhill

Bolhelm Axehand

Reinkarl Undersmith.

Somehow, I'm disappointed.

Haghardt Beardbeard
jesus fucking christ

Urhelm Spikehill reporting in

Reminder that Elves are just Troll offspring

Get the fuck back over to /tg/

>Bolli Bloodfoundersson
What a stupid fucking name

Around elves, watch yourselves

>(((Goldhill)))

balin hammerstone

Hankon Goldsmith

Durnar Beardhelm

Not quite Tolkienesque.

Hanist Beardholme

They depend too much in magic, that makes them feeble and sissy.
Dwarves instead make their own tools with their own hands, they don't ask any elementals to do their job for them.

>go extinct in literally every franchise/story
>redpilled

Hmmm

Anthony?

>Willi Hammerbeard
Mild kek

(((Goldhill)))

>Reinnar Spikebrew
decent i guess

>Urgar MacBrew

Why are elf men such cucks? They just stand by as their women breed with as many human men as possible and watch as the orcs kidnap their wives and daughters to turn into cum tubes

>whites are going extinct
>trash subhumans are thriving
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Balbal Macbal reporting in.

yyyyyy

C'men fight me in the mines! Durfan Beardbattle fears none!

Haghelm Underfoundersson

Balin Goodshield. Ready to defend my hold.

+1

Thornar (((goldsmith)))

Durhelm Hammerholme

not bad

>Reinhelm
Ok, thats kind of cool
>Goldfoundersson
Oh great, I'm jewish

Reinkarl Beardmountain

Gimist Hammerbattle

Reinli Underholme deployed

Raghelm Goodhelm

>Bolgar Goldsmith

Hello, my brothers

Balin Hammerholme. Noice.

Dwarves have beards and axes.

Bomist Goldfoundersson

Reinnar Mac-battle.

Thorkarl Hammerbrew has his axe ready, since i am a manlet i am a real dwarf (5'8" is dwarf right?) the rest are just posers

>Durkarl Beardsmith
I have no image macro to describe what I feel

Thorkon Goodbattle reporting in!

Durhelm Hammerbattle

Durnar Axebattle.

I'm a badass.

>URHELM BEARD-BEARD
JUST

Reinnar Goldhand

>implying that every race isn't equally shitty

Gimin Macbattle

Wilhelm Macstone
A name for the ages, I'm sure

Reingar Hammerhill

also yes, dwarves are vastly superior to shitty elves and are one of the greater fantasy races

Bolhelm Beardsmith
WHAT

Thorhelm Goldsmith greets you

Reinkarl Goodfoundersson

Balfan MacBattle

WE IRONBREAKER NOW

>Hagnar Goldsmith

I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING KIKE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

God damn it, Beardbeard!

Bolnar Axebeard

Hello fellow anthony

>Durhelm Goldhill

Nice

please

Durgar Firefounderson.....

Durin Spikesmith, more badass than expected.

Urist McCheesemaker coming in

Ya'll niggas posting in a data mining thread.

>5'10
I already know.

(((Goldsmith)))

We know who would win in a siege, and who would win in a forest.

Who would win in an open field?

You are so dwarven that you hammer steel with your beard.

BOLHELM SPIKEHOLME SPEAKING

Wilhardt Runeshield

I sound like a tank-class NPC in an MMO.

Dwain Goldsmith.
well, someone has to manage the dwarven gold I suppose.

Durhelm Beardhelm
Fuck

Dwarves are literally Tolkiens jews

Bolhelm Axeshield fuck yeah

Durkarl Macstone

Durgar Spikeshield
Based as fuck

Ragfan Macbattle

Bolgar Macbeard

for my next warrior

>Urhelm Runesmith
Yeah my parents definitely fucked up by not just naming me this off rip.

Raghelm Bloodhelm.

Raghardt Hammerhill here

Gas Goldsmiths when?

gimmist axesmith

Wilhardt Fireforge

Elves are tree hugging hippies

Dwarves are laborious masters of industry and technology

>tfw you will never live deep in a volcano smithing dwarven hammers and drinking dwarven ale with your dwarven buddies

>Why are dwarves more redpilled than elves?

Because they've been fighting Darkspawn in the Deep Roads longer than anyone

Wilgar Bloodholme

Balin Axestone

FUCKIN MOON MOON'D!!!

>tfw thorin goldsmith reporting in

i know, but im at uni and behind 0.7 proxies :^)

Reinhelm Doomhill nigga

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Hanhardt Runebeard

Gib me dats

Balhardt Goodhand

Haghelm Macbrew? Fucking really?