Why are dwarves more redpilled than elves?
Why are dwarves more redpilled than elves?
Ragin Goodbeard checking in
Raghelm Bloodbattle reporting in...
Am I allahu ackbar dwarf?
Thorhelm Goldhill
Bolhelm Axehand
Reinkarl Undersmith.
Somehow, I'm disappointed.
Haghardt Beardbeard
jesus fucking christ
Urhelm Spikehill reporting in
Reminder that Elves are just Troll offspring
Get the fuck back over to /tg/
>Bolli Bloodfoundersson
What a stupid fucking name
Around elves, watch yourselves
>(((Goldhill)))
balin hammerstone
Hankon Goldsmith
Durnar Beardhelm
Not quite Tolkienesque.
Hanist Beardholme
They depend too much in magic, that makes them feeble and sissy.
Dwarves instead make their own tools with their own hands, they don't ask any elementals to do their job for them.
>go extinct in literally every franchise/story
>redpilled
Hmmm
Anthony?
>Willi Hammerbeard
Mild kek
(((Goldhill)))
>Reinnar Spikebrew
decent i guess
>Urgar MacBrew
Why are elf men such cucks? They just stand by as their women breed with as many human men as possible and watch as the orcs kidnap their wives and daughters to turn into cum tubes
>whites are going extinct
>trash subhumans are thriving
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Balbal Macbal reporting in.
yyyyyy
C'men fight me in the mines! Durfan Beardbattle fears none!
Haghelm Underfoundersson
Balin Goodshield. Ready to defend my hold.
+1
Thornar (((goldsmith)))
Durhelm Hammerholme
not bad
>Reinhelm
Ok, thats kind of cool
>Goldfoundersson
Oh great, I'm jewish
Reinkarl Beardmountain
Gimist Hammerbattle
Reinli Underholme deployed
Raghelm Goodhelm
>Bolgar Goldsmith
Hello, my brothers
Balin Hammerholme. Noice.
Dwarves have beards and axes.
Bomist Goldfoundersson
Reinnar Mac-battle.
Thorkarl Hammerbrew has his axe ready, since i am a manlet i am a real dwarf (5'8" is dwarf right?) the rest are just posers
>Durkarl Beardsmith
I have no image macro to describe what I feel
Thorkon Goodbattle reporting in!
Durhelm Hammerbattle
Durnar Axebattle.
I'm a badass.
>URHELM BEARD-BEARD
JUST
Reinnar Goldhand
>implying that every race isn't equally shitty
Gimin Macbattle
Wilhelm Macstone
A name for the ages, I'm sure
Reingar Hammerhill
also yes, dwarves are vastly superior to shitty elves and are one of the greater fantasy races
Bolhelm Beardsmith
WHAT
Thorhelm Goldsmith greets you
Reinkarl Goodfoundersson
Balfan MacBattle
WE IRONBREAKER NOW
>Hagnar Goldsmith
I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING KIKE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
God damn it, Beardbeard!
Bolnar Axebeard
Hello fellow anthony
>Durhelm Goldhill
Nice
please
Durgar Firefounderson.....
Durin Spikesmith, more badass than expected.
Urist McCheesemaker coming in
Ya'll niggas posting in a data mining thread.
>5'10
I already know.
(((Goldsmith)))
We know who would win in a siege, and who would win in a forest.
Who would win in an open field?
You are so dwarven that you hammer steel with your beard.
BOLHELM SPIKEHOLME SPEAKING
Wilhardt Runeshield
I sound like a tank-class NPC in an MMO.
Dwain Goldsmith.
well, someone has to manage the dwarven gold I suppose.
Durhelm Beardhelm
Fuck
Dwarves are literally Tolkiens jews
Bolhelm Axeshield fuck yeah
Durkarl Macstone
Durgar Spikeshield
Based as fuck
Ragfan Macbattle
Bolgar Macbeard
for my next warrior
>Urhelm Runesmith
Yeah my parents definitely fucked up by not just naming me this off rip.
Raghelm Bloodhelm.
Raghardt Hammerhill here
Gas Goldsmiths when?
gimmist axesmith
Wilhardt Fireforge
Elves are tree hugging hippies
Dwarves are laborious masters of industry and technology
>tfw you will never live deep in a volcano smithing dwarven hammers and drinking dwarven ale with your dwarven buddies
>Why are dwarves more redpilled than elves?
Because they've been fighting Darkspawn in the Deep Roads longer than anyone
Wilgar Bloodholme
Balin Axestone
FUCKIN MOON MOON'D!!!
>tfw thorin goldsmith reporting in
i know, but im at uni and behind 0.7 proxies :^)
Reinhelm Doomhill nigga
...
Hanhardt Runebeard
Gib me dats
Balhardt Goodhand
Haghelm Macbrew? Fucking really?