TED CRUZ DESTROYS GAWKER

ASHLEY (((FEINBERG)) GETS DUNKED ON AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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fucking rekt

topkek

K E K

Why is this funny? Seems kind of faggity. was there a article, or tweet before this?

The delegates dahnald

Where was he hiding this power?

>(((zeitlin)))

The basketballigates, Lebronald

BTFO

When Ted Cruz is meme-dunking on you, twice, it's clear that liberals are done.

>twitter.com/tedcruz/status/824048983869890560

>go eat shit

HOLY FUCK THEY MAD AS FUCK

>go eat shit
Why can't women come up with anything funny?

What the fuck, am I reading a Sup Forums shitflinging contest?

SO. FUCKING. MAD.

because they are women?

DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

wtf I love Ted now

because then they'd be men

welcome to modern politics

let's hope it's here to stay

redeemed ted is a really cool guy

>yfw politicians have personal meme consultants on staff

trump's shitposting skill is rubbing off on ted

HE ONLY GROWS STRONGER WITH KEKS BLESSING.

wtf I'm a Cruz missile now

Cruz should fill the Bill Murray role in the next Space Jam.

I COULD CRUSH HER TWITTER WITH MY BARE HANDS.

Anyone post this on Sup Forums?

It's funny to see all the normie Twitter memes along with people Tedposting.

Ted and Rand better keep getting red pilled!
2024 would be fun if these two fucks lightened up.

>ratboy really going balls out in the redemption arc
I'm cool with this

DELEGATES SON!

WTF I LOVE CRUZ NOW

Redemption arc Ted is the gift that keeps on giving.

I don't get it.

Didn't Gawker died tho?

literally vegeta

The article is linked in deadspin's first tweet...

deadspin.com/send-us-proof-of-ted-cruz-playing-basketball-1791517991?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

>Tedgeta
FTFY

that's not him

it was a joke

cruz did not go to duke

HE'S GROWING.

When the fuck did Slick Ted learn this level of banter? That's gotta be a political aid.

Son... lay off the burgers and get more exercise. It will help your brain work more better.

memelord is his true calling

You did good, kid.
Oh, and the delegates...Keep em. They're yours.
I never could get the damn things to work for me.
Heh.
I'll see you around, kiddo.

why didn't he win? he should've been president

>TED CRUZ MEMING

BOOOOOOOY THIS TIMELINE BOUTTA BE LIT AF

PLAYED A LOT OF COLLEGE BALL YA KNOW?!

KEK

He has grown stronger since his last battle with Trump. Don't you know that Saiyins grow in power when they are on the brink of death?

is it too late to become a #cruzmissile

This.

cruz was on infowars like 3 days ago, anime is real, checkem

He has become high energy

My animes are becoming real life.
Ted-posting is the second best thing to ever happen to me
>(Memeing a reality tv star into the presidency is the best)

Jesus Christ I know, I'm loving Ted

If Trump didn't run, would you have voted Ted?

...

>tfw you will never live in the cruzmissile timeline

i hope ted gets the supreme court spot, would btfo libshits

Only if he pulled out these bantz during the election.

what a hottie

>Best redemption arc for best timeline.

he would've become president because Sup Forums and meme magic would be behind him. or would Sup Forums choose another candidate?

...

I'm using delegates as a business to get elected! So I can end delegates as a business!

...

Meme warfare is the new politics.

deadspin going broke when ?

Feinberg is truly a rancid cunt

>what a hothead
FIFY

on one hand, he's a rat. on the other hand, deadspin is horse shit.

eh fuck it, rat boy's mostly harmless for now, so LOL.

probly.
But reluctantly.

>Go eat shit
What a comeback to being proven wrong. Who thinks that is an acceptable comeback?

it's funny because at different points in the election people were saying
>trump is too offensive to win, anyone else would easily beat hillary
>hillary has too much baggage to win, anyone else could easily beat trump

"Damn it Ted don't just vanish into the sunset, not when we need you the most!"

>"You never needed me my allegiance dahnald. Every story... needs a villain"

there's a pause in his receding footsteps.

>"Dahnald..."

you hear his voice crack, you swallow your own grief, ashamed for all the things you said to him. If only you'd known...

>"Protect them Dahnald? The people of America are hatching into a new dawn. They need a champion until they're ready to take their own place."

You let out a heavy shudder of emotion.

"I'll make you proud, Ted."

>"I know you will... my friend."

You squeeze your eyes shut as the tears spill into your cheeks as his footsteps fade into the darkness. You wipe them off quickly though.

A champion must be strong.

TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS.

he was born in canada

That guy is talking to Deadspin and (((Feinberg))) not Ted.

>Poke the bear
>Get a roar
>FUCK YOU BEAR

Sums up modern leftism pretty good, yup. If they get even the slightest reaction to their heavily bated shenanigans they piss their pants about decorum.

Don't people hate Duke ?

Am I really looking at an American senator memeing? I blame Donald.

Truly Ted was the hero we need but not the one we want. So we'll hate him and call him a rat because he can take it. Because he's not a Sup Forumsack. He's a silent protector. A dark knight.

>I'll see you around, kiddo.
End of TTGL right?

CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUZ

Someone else bought it out and just got rid of the name Gawker Media. It's Gizmodo Media now

What did they mean by this?

Can someone explain what this was about? Why exactly is this bitch so mad that Ted Cruz played basketball? Give me some context

I DO NEED CAPITAL... AND DELEGATES

Is ted cruz /ourguy/?

I like cruz, but it wasnt his time.

Maybe 2020 bud, keep up the 2nd amendment defense, and help trump

I'm now a #cruzmissile

Oh god damn, I wonder what it feels like to get butt fucked by a senator in front of 1+ million people.

This better be on Sportscenter's top 10 plays of the week.

Resorting to "I AM SILLY"

thoth confirms

I think it's a "No soap radio" thing where everyone pretends it's some kind of sick burn in order to confuse onlookers and trick them into agreeing that it was indeed sick.

Yes

It would be like if we were Jebposting and Jeb posted a timestamp of him in a giant avocado costume and instead of going nuts with glee we were bitter liberals and told him to eat shit.

God damn I love tedposting