PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SIGNING SO FAST IT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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Trump Playlist FUCK BOTS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets w/Cong. Leaders 1/24/17
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>Pres Trump signs pipelines EO 1/24/17
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>Pres Trump Meets w/US Automakers 1/24/17
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>Pres Trump signs 3 EO 1/23/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/Union Leaders 1/23/17
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>Pres Trump meets w/Business Leaders 1/23/17
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PRESIDENT TRUMP INAUGURATION
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>When they go low, we go high
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Trump All Your Base Are Belong to Us
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>Sup Forums Reacts to Trump Victory
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>Make America Aesthetic Again
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>The Lion
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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>AD: Trump's Argument for America
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>Trump - Never Come Down (3hrs Long)
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MOVEMENT

SANCTUARY CITY GIBS TURNED OFF WHEN

goodnight nigger
goodnight coon
goodnight you fucking toxic loons

first for my legacy

REEEEEEEEE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY

START THAT WALL MR PRESIDENT

goodnight barry
goodnight michelle
goodnight to this 8 year hell

>>bigly

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Catch up senpai.

big league

It's clear we don't share a like mind on this, so there's not much point in going on. I think both are expressions of humanity's soul, whether it's bound up in the massive fuck-yeah sagas of the Norse and the sexual misadventures of a giant bearded man in the sky who wields electricity only slightly better than Mike Pence or a brilliantly tragic riff on the magical girl genre. It's all fiction, which informs reality. Dreams shape the mind, and the mind shapes the hands. Be it by praying to Zeus not to come down and fuck your wife or religiously watching a show where men summon ghosts from their souls to punch people into oblivion.

Regardless of any disagreement between us, I think your passion for history is admirable. Go you. Sharpen your mind the way the edge falls best. Now is the time for growth and strength. I'll take the made-up shit and the anime girls, and you wow them with the intricacies of Helios's greatest monument. MAGA.

Oh, and CoD has been shit for years. That's just called having taste, my dude.

When the battle lines have been drawn.

When every target is aquired.

>FCC Insider: Trump's New Nominee Will Liberate Free Speech
youtube.com/watch?v=btP0-d1bpw4

What did Alex mean by this?

Are we still winning?

President Trump signing Executive Orders at incredible hihg speed

GOTTA MAGA FAST

>Net Neutrality = Internet Highway
>No Net Neutrality = Internet Toll Roads

>Net Neutrality = Internet Highway
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>Net Neutrality = Internet Highway
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>Net Neutrality = Internet Highway
>No Net Neutrality = Internet Toll Roads

>Net Neutrality = Internet Highway
>No Net Neutrality = Internet Toll Roads

Thanks famalam!

>IF CHICAGO DOESN'T FIX THE HORRIBLE "CARNAGE" GOING ON, 228 SHOOTINGS IN 2017 WITH 42 KILLINGS (UP 24% FROM 2016), I WILL SEND IN THE FEDS!

MANDATORY LISTENING

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MANDATORY LISTENING

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>tfw hungry because i skipped meals yesterday
>tfw nothing is open right now
>tfw i might not have time to have real meals today either
save me /ptg/

For the person asking about how many seats are up for senate this midterms

They're fucked

>SENOR TRUMP PLS NO..THE MEXICAN PEOPLE WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST PLESE DONT MAKING US PAY FOR THAT FUCKEN WALL

Even the StormWeenies are basking in the glory of Trump's win today.

ALRIGHT LOOK...

YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PROUD OF YOUR COUNTRY IF I GET IN... YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PROUD OF YOUR PRESIDENT, AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

BUT YOUR GONNA BE SO PROUD OF YOUR COUNTRY... BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA TURN IT ALL AROUND.

WERE GONNA START WINNING AGAIN - WE'RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH, WERE GONNA WIN AT EVERY LEVEL...

WE'RE GONNA WIN ECONOMICALLY. WE'RE GONNA WIN WITH THE ECONOMY. WE'RE GONNA WIN WITH MILITARY. WE'RE GONNA WIN WITH HEALTH CARE & OUR VETERANS. WE' RE GONNA WIN WITH EVERY SINGLE FACET. WE'RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH, YOU MAY EVEN GET TIRED OF WINNING!!!

AND YOU'LL SAY PLEASE
>"PLEASE IT'S TOO MUCH WINNING! WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! MR. PRESIDENT, IT'S TOO MUCH!!"

AND I'LL SAY, "NO IT ISN'T! WE HAVE TO KEEP WINNING! - WE HAVE TO WIN MORE!!! WE'RE GONNA WIN MORE - WE'RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH, I LOVE YOU AMERICA.

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

>youtube.com/watch?v=eS2_AYt8-Z0
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>youtube.com/watch?v=eS2_AYt8-Z0

>Net Neutrality = Government control

Fuck off Netflix, pay what you owe.

i have survived an encounter with a privileged russian trashcan today when one approached me yes he approached me they must be moving on with their plans of getting rid of my identity but i did not let him poison me with unknown privilege substance that i know for a fact are actually filled with nano robots that make you a slave to the privileged russian trashcan collective brainthink and i know this because i have proof i have seen this in action when a privileged russian trashcan touched a person with their unknown privilege substance coated hands the person became a slave to their collective privilege brainthink the privileged russian trashcan collective brainthink has only one purpose it is to make everyone a slave to itself but i will not be had i am actively taking measures to defend myself from ruthless attacks by the privileged trashcan russians it is only a matter of time before they find out i am spreading the truth about them on the internet and they try to stop me for they already attacked my phone therefore i cannot take pictures of them for the unknown privilege substance nano robots actively delete the privileged russian trashcans from the images i take

Courtesy of TrumpNightlyNews

Morning
>Trump meets with automotive industry leaders
>More executive orders
>Trump restarts keystone XL and Dakota access pipeline
>Pipes will be made in America
>Signed order to expedite environmental reviews
>Supreme Court pick will be named next week
>Dems delay Sessions hearing until next week
>Trump asks Comey to stay on as FBI director
Afternoon
>Trump bans EPA employees from posting on social media and giving interviews to media
>Report: Trump tells EPA to not award and new contracts or grants
>FBI finds no wrongdoing between Flynn and Russian ambassador
>Press briefing
>President still believes millions of illegal votes cast
>Lindsey Graham triggered
>Re triggers press
>Calls on Lifezette and Breitbart reporters first
>Hannity to get first cable exclusive with President Trump
>Whitehouse releases statement on presidential children
>Says they deserve to grow up outside political spotlight
>Kellyanne Conway says she's recieved "white substances" in the mail
>Congress votes to ban federal funding of abortions
>Dems introduce bill that would require a declaration of war before nukes could be used
>Pocahontas says she'll back Carson for HUD
>Special snowflake mistakes lab equipment cover for KKK hood
Tonight
>Nikki Haley confirmed for UN ambassador
>Rep. Babin introduces bill that would cut foreign aid to nations that don’t take their criminals back when they are arrested in America
>Is called H.R. 82
>Trump to sign executive order on immigration from certain Muslim countries tomorrow
>Trump tweets: Big day planned on NATIONAL SECURITY tomorrow. Among many other things, we will build the wall!
>Seniors admin officials say Trump will order construction of The Wall tomorrow
>Trump will personally oversee construction of The Wall
>Trump threatens to "send in the feds" if Chicago can't get a handle on its murder rate
>Ted Cruz uses the phrase “President Trump”
>Calls Trump a conservative
>Elon Musk endorses T Rex

GANGS BTFO!

LEFTISTS GETTING BTFO

M A G A

And most of those seats are in states Trump swung in the election.

I didn't know I could love this man to an even greater degree.

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>tfw no usable blankets in the house
>tfw can't sleep
p-please send help
i need good christian awoos to keep me warm
it's 12:45am
i have work tomorrow

Or laughing

goodnight dummies
goodnight Marxists
goodnight to Obama the Darkest

The left literally reduced to "you're crazy!!!" lel

TO THE HISTORY user WHO CAN'T BE SATISFIED WITH MERE ANIME
READ MANGO

Yea at that trend rate there will be over 2,500 shootings in Chicago in 2017 - Sad!

Also Ted Cruz is approaching his final form as our Vegeta

Dare I say:

BASED TED CRUZ!

Pic related, desdspin BTFO

twitter.com/Deadspin/status/824057420221513728

got you covered kouhai

>TFW no sanctuary cities in my state or any surrounding states except Illinois

It looks like we might have to nuke Oregon off the map, though.

GUYS HELP ME I CAN'T STOP WRITING THESE SHITTY GOODNIGHT POEMS

MY AUTISM IS FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS

put on a sweater then

Considering the Democrats masters, "Net Neutrality" was obviously an open ended power grab by the government. I obviously support internet freedom and the free market.

If Republicans steal just a third of those seats, Democrats are fucked. Say hello to new Constitutional amendments.

One step closer of amending the constitution! Don't let the democrats regroup, kill them on the run!

>no usable blankets

H-how?

Assuming Trump doesn't step in and put (let's say) Giuliani in charge of fixing their shit

AWOO

dang

>23 dems up for reelection

RIP Democrats, GOP super-majority incoming.

I am now, unironically, a #CruzMissle.

Weak meme game
But at least he is trying
Probably googled "Memes" and that was one of the first results

Quick, drink everything under the kitchen sink and then regurgitate it. What comes out will be better than the poetry.

O shit I thought nightlynews died in November. What happened to them?

awoo

In the end, personal enjoyments and taste doesn't matter, because we're all here for MAGA.

The world would be a very boring place if we were all just clones of each other.

goodbye narrative

the privileged russian trashcan shits have begun releasing poison privilege sleep gas into my room to try and make me unconscious so they could install privilege movement tracking cameras in my room to watch me and observe me and write down all my patterns so they would find what my weakness is but i am actively standing up against their privilege russian measures i have been up for 50 hours now i have just taken another dose of unknown privilege substance free amphetamines they will not make me go unconscious and install the privilege movement tracking cameras that also spread unknown privilege substance gas into my room and they will not watch me and i knew they were planning on something i heard the privileged russian trashcan shits yesterday so i prepared and when i suddenly started drowsing off i knew they were actively poisoning me with their privilege poisin privilege sleep gas that is seeping into my room right now they do not yet know i am conveying their plans to others and revealing their privilege plans otherwise they would shut my privilege russian nano machine free computer down like they did with my phone for their privilege nano russian machines are actively destroying every image of them that i secretly take to gather proof about their privilege russian movement that is trying to abolish my entire existence

Jesus Christ famalams...what have we done? Have we pushed meme magic to far? Can we graffiti a giant pepe on the wall?

SOARIN'

/hungryskeleton/

Cruz uses memes
Trump creates memes

You're arguing with a literal "things I don't like are worthless" autistic man. Just drop it and leave him be.

NOT FAR ENOUGH

What are awoo posters supposed to do about this?

>Littleleaf

>23 seats up
>democrats have doubled down on their "fuck white people" policy
F

Who wouldn't be happy about that? Somalians are the niggers of niggers

Did the hannity interview with Trump happen yet? When's that going to air?

Can we all take a moment and admire God Emperor's judgement? He has the best judgement.

Look at how he kicked Rudy and Christie to the curb because you know they are trouble. Instead he hired responsible and brilliant people.

Also, the environmentalists have no leg to stand on as the oil will be shipped regardless of the pipe. This means by train or truck -- which is emissions. The pipe would literally reduce emissions.

Does this make him a White supremacist?

Hahaha! Is this real? I bet everything but the "American steel" aspect was already going to happen

>You're arguing with a literal "things I don't like are worthless" autistic man

That's not what was discussed or said in the last thread.

Thursday, I believe.

More Wining Now!

Thursday

>DON'T SAVE THE NIGGERS! THEY'RE OURS!

Pic related is the full list of seats up for grabs in 2018.

According to The Hill (so I can't get accused of partisanship) this is the list of potential hot seats for 2018:

> Bill Nelson (D-Fla.)
> Joe Donnelly (D-Ind.)
> Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.)
> Jon Tester (D-Mont.)
> Dean Heller (R-Nev.)
> Heidi Heitkamp (D-N.D.)
> Sherrod Brown (D-Ohio)
> Bob Casey (D-Pa.)
> Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.)
> Tammy Baldwin (D-Wis.)

What do you guys think? Any insight for your state?

This list is sorely missing Tim Kaine.

thehill.com/homenews/senate/306210-10-senate-seats-that-could-flip-in-2018

post anime girls brushing their teeth

Damn right, brother.

It stayed civil, user. Ain't no need to fight in here. I just felt like talking.

What is this from? A book?

yep, just google his name and go to his fb page

he's legit

I want proof this is real.

>Kellyanne Conway says she's recieved "white substances" in the mail
which of you faggots did this, better not be one of the awoos

>Donald Trump expected to order Mexican border wall and temporarily ban refugees

>White House aides say the president will begin with his border wall on Wednesday

I LOVE THIS TIMELINE

Thursday. And tonight (Wednesday) there is an interview on ABC

what did he mean by this

>no usable blankets

Time to start using tissues senpai

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He re-hired Rudy. He's working on cybersecurity reform

He banned Muslims. Aaaa
I can't handle this much win, it's overwhelming me!!

A

Hard to sleep in one, but I have it on. I'm used to sleeping shirtless.
Spilled milk all over the only usable ones, like an idiot. And the washer is broke until tomorrow or the day after.
Posting Awoos always helps, user. Even if it doesn't really do anything, it sure feels like it does, which sometimes is enough.

the government doesnt do shit beside ensure the ISP's dont censor shit
>implying government control can only be bad
its about balance
netflix is force to innovate because of net neutrality. if they were allowed a bandwidth advantage then they would continue to use their shitty bandwidth and we would never innovate. think, you stupid assholes.

is Trump, dare I say it, /ourguy/?