Blocks path

>blocks path

wat do?

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Slap his gf's ass at gamestop

Punch it in the fucking face

*teleports behind you*

Tell it about the Abo people

Send in based emus

Punch it in its face. They're too much of bitches to do anything back.

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Hug and cuddle.

Show that beta cuck how a true aryan throws a punch.

Awwwwwwhh =)

Let him fuck your ass. You both win.

It would strangle you to death.

That's how they kill, if not by simply disemboweling you with a single kick.

Roos have claws, mate.

>kanglet

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what was this fuckhead thinking

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assuming i'm in australia i'd say call in the emus

it was choking his dog.

Nawwwh cuddles~

kek. In all seriousness any animal that's human sized or close can beat the shit out of a human if it's got a mind to do so.

The kangaroo in this timeline are fucking bizarre. The timeline I was born in they had small arms that looked ridiculous and humans didn't need to fear them.

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Their snouts are very sensitive though. If you can land one good punch before it gets you, you have a chance

kangaroos oh please

wrong >>

oh well

how the fuck do you aussies even survive down there with all those animals trying to kill you?

Punch it roight in the gabba m8

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This motherfucker is swole

*Makes sure nobody's around*

So lemme tell ya about the Jews...

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*unsheats 6 gorillion times folded katana*
eh, nothin personnel kiddo

give beer?

Please tell me that's fake

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It's real.

It's fake. They're all fake. There's no dangerous fauna in Australia

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Ask him if he wants some Vegemite.

Ask him if timmy is stuck down the well again, then we both go help the little cunt.

Except for the natives

The only kangaroo I've been able to beat in hand to hand was blind. Still put up a fucking fight.

Huntsman spiders are bros, they're harmless to humans and kill off flies and other annoying bugs.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider

Perspective is skewing its size, but it is still a rather impressive beastie.

This is possible the most aussie post I've read on pol

Use an Adler to kill it and simultaneously piss off every politician on the continent.

>Let him kill you
>you win.

>teleports behind you

wat do?

agreed.

tell him that I am furry

The most assue post would go like this

>be australian
>browse internet
>70% of it is censored
>go outside
>bitten by scorpion
>beaten by abbo
>yelled at by feminists
>have my dingo eaten by chinks
>stung by stingray
>die wishing I was canadian

hehehe

>be canadian
>browse internet
>70% of it is tutorials on how to be a cuck
>go outside
>wife fucked by muslim on front porch
>beaten by arabs
>eat maple syrup
>have my head chopped off my muslims
>corpse raped
>die wishing i was australian

Shit pants.

t. cassowary

this is now a Canada Vs Australia thread

WHO WILL WIN? WHO IS THE BEST ONE?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Yes we know, but how would you react to the OP's scenario ?

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obviously australia

>blocks your path

*pass him a VB*
"G'day Mate."

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Cucknada has potential but Aussies have mastered the art of poosting.

1 emu vs 20 kangaroos

who wins?

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noise root last night"
>ride kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because high ping
>give them your petrol anyway
>apologize for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjalabumbajjijju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>watch on the tv
>the wallabies have lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight i'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2015/08/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one.html
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets block the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlola and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering, "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die

Emu.

and canada is also extremely gay atleast we have a pride parade once a year instead of every day.

>this entire thread

baka desu senpai canada's population is only 1.7% gay compared to your 1.6%

Actually yes because the Emu has the Weapon.

Just needs to hit each one once and they are all dead.

Fuck off crumpet, you don't know what its like to live in fear of their raids, they get worse by the week and our government can only barely hold back the main Emu horde.

too tryhard desu

FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT

whip out my fairy bread and make him my bitch

>Be Canadian
>Get beheaded on a public bus by a chink

>be canadian
>wake up next to wife and Mohhamad
>"ay u get a good root from Mohammad last ngiht love"
>hes still in her
>start licking his balls like the nice cuck you are
>say thank you for the meal
>get muslim aids
>go to doctor
>suprise its also Mohammad
>he says to you
>"your wife is very yum yum she looks good in burqua"
>you agree and call him your master
>go home
>enter house, wife is being fucked by more cockroaches
>thank them and go to sleep
>wake up with a sword to your neck and your wife riding Al-assam
>He slices your head off whilst he cums in her bum
>cry of happiness

We'll fix this.
It isn't canada's fault its Justin Trudeau's friends like George Soros and Dan "Bloody Diapers" Schneider and Obama

youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

Emu, but it starts a decades long, multigenerational Cold War between the 2, which only ends in a truce whereby they start Aussies vs Emu War 2: Kangaroo Boogaloo

Fucking kek
Note to self: Do not trigger leaf

we have containment cities whereas you are equally likely to find a ausfaggot anywhere you go

wot? behead him back

>wanna come over hear and say that, cunt?

>be australian
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>>their faces haven't loaded yet because high ping

I'm not sure that is ping related desu

lol @ cities.

What kind of fucking backwater swamp do you live in ?

>he doesn't even have flying pyramids yet.

Throw my gf at him and run the fuck away, those cunts are mean.

Looks like your facing a repeat of the First Emu War, only this time - every last Australian is at threat from them.

Don't worry, when you come to our country, we got places for you, your wife, and Mohammad at Christmas island

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This is pasta, I'm not impressed.

>flying pyramids


dis thread is getting more and more funny

They will love Christmas Island Mate.

H-have a good day sir.

Using advance American negotiation tactics, I'll introduce freedom to the godless beast, in exchange for his land. God wills it.

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It's their dream come true.

Is roo kill or simply sleeper?

Huntsman spiders are probably one of the greatest things in Australia. I gladly welcome them to my home to keep it clear of other bugs and annoying little insects.