Been off Sup Forums for a few weeks because my phone line was disconnected

>Been off Sup Forums for a few weeks because my phone line was disconnected
>only got internet access back today
>got all politics related information through ((mainstream news)) on the TV for the last month
>don't have any idea what's happening. Is Trump building the wall? BBC vaguely mentioned it?
>after the inauguration BBC/ Sky News either ignored him or were passive aggressive about him being the President with scaremongering level bullshit
>now they've quietened down a bit
>once I got back on Sup Forums I've been reading as much as I can but basically I'm out of the fucking loop
>first time in years I went this long without an internet connection
>fucking media has nearly brainwashed me

Could someone please give me a quick rundown on political happenings over the last few weeks, and since Trump's inauguration. Is he doing a good job so far?

he is doing everything he said he would. If you liked that he is doing an awesome job.

The libtards are in cardiac arrest though, how dare he do the things that he said he would do?

>quick rundown

Yesterday he had F22s escorting Russian heavy bombers in raids against ISIS, and Alex Jones was nominated for FEMA Director.

Also, most of the ~300 AntiFa rioters are facing 10 years in federal pound me in the ass prison.

Shits bananas.

>Alex Jones was nominated as FEMA director

Source??

We are all gonna die.

>tfw you realize their faces look like that because the aliens they had to interact with were radioactive.

First day in the Pentagon, Mad dog Mattis celebrated by bombing ISIS 31 times and libs cried when he did.

Horrifying.
Feels good knowing Martial Law won't be enacted down here, and it's sparce enough that only a few nukes will be thrown our way.

why didn't you just watch fox?

the sarcastic faggots ass you moron

Don't get it in the UK, not for free anyway. I have Sky (without subscription) so I just watch whatever channels are free. CNN for example works fine somehow yet I'd have to pay to get Fox.

Read the first letters of each line and look closely at my OP image. You've all been BOGGED!!

Kek. I fell for it.

Well played bong

I'm pretty sure CNN is our only "international" news channel. It's one of Zucker's arguments as to why Trump needs to let CNN in the White House Press Pool.

I got u OP, just gimme a sec to write it out

Seriously that cunt is sticking his nose into Trump's Presidency already? What does he even have to do with the White House, News, or CNN? You can't make that shit up

Before Inauguration
>Trump doesn't wait to be president to start acting
>Makes deals with major businesses to move their factories back to the US and bring millions of jobs with them
>King Nig doesn't like this
>Starts kicking up the sand at every turn, riling up as many people and baiting Russia to start WW3 to the point of even kicking out the Russian diplomats in Washington
>Russia thankfully doesn't take it and says they'll do nothing until Trump is in
>Stock Market keeps skyrocketing and Libs get saltier
>Some jokester throws a piss fanfiction of Trump at Rick Wilson and McCain and they actually make it run as a hit piece on Trump
>Totally collapses as expected
>Trump holds press conference and calls CNN reporter "You're Fake News" to his face and bars them from the West Wing

Inauguration
>Everything went smoothly
>Bit of protesting, but they were cleared out
>Lovely tears and autistic screeching
>Libs try to laugh about lower attendance numbers than Obama's but several factors caused that and no one really cares
>Protesters rounded up and jailed

President Trump
>Immediately gets to business
>Executive Order: Cripple Obamacare
>Killed the TPP
>Based Mad Dog bombs ISIS in celebration
>Met with CIA and gave them his support
>Military bases put God Emperor Trump pictures on their walls
>Renegotiating NAFTA
>Government employment froze outside of Military
>Gag orders issued on the EPA and other environmental institutions until policy is reviewed
>Wall is being built starting TODAY
>Pipeline deals have been made, Keystone on way to approval
>Barred immigration from high-risk muslim countries until further notice
>Negotiating with business leaders on the future trade tariffs
>Hasn't even met with Putin, but rumors go we're already flying joint air missions with Russia over Syria
>DOW hits 20,000 for first time
>Among other things

So all in all, the Trump Train still has NO BRAKES

a few nukes your way would also kill 90% of your population

he does everything he said he would do. the only problem is on immigration. he seem to get softer and softer

How long until we are tired of winning?

But seriously, I would never expect it to be so fast.

Thanks mate this was a good read

He's pissy that Trump won't give interviews to CNN, called them fake news multiple times at press conferences, basically called Zucker and all of CNN liars and told them to fuck off in a meeting with media heads several months back... the list goes on, but it's basically media dinosaurs trying to remain relevant.