Brit/pol/ - Just Fucking Sink the Whole Island Edition

>Supreme Court: Parliament will have to vote on triggering Article 50
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/24/brexit-ruling-supreme-court-judgment-full/

>Government under pressure over their cover-up of the failed American-owned Trident missile test
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38711418

>Their intentions revealed - Labour will not vote against triggering Article 50 but will "seek to amend the necessary legislation on its passage through parliament"
uk.reuters.com/article/britain-eu-article-labour-idUKS8N1CH00J

>Tories "write off Stoke-on-Trent by-election"
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tories-write-off-stoke-by-election-as-they-fear-awkward-defeat-party-sources-say_uk_588108f5e4b0b8867de7372b

>Thanks Theresa - Barely white (((Anglosphere))) countries eye up looser immigration laws in return for free trade agreements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38704325

>"Brexit constitutes a hostile action and will destroy the Good Friday Agreement", says Gerry Adams
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/21/northern-irelands-eu-exit-will-destroy-peace-deal-says-gerry-adams

>Milkman rules out LAB-LIB Pact - "The people will never forgive Corbyn"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-latest-tim-farron-labour-party-jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-opposition-divisive-a7536516.html

>23/02/17 - Labour's double by-elections in Copeland and Stoke
news.sky.com/story/labour-planning-double-by-election-on-23-february-10734971

>Nightmare Fuel
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/01/ukip-press-officer-i-slept-european-union-was-daddy

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usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2017/01/25/usain-bolt-lose-olympic-golf-after-teammate-caught-doping/97032298/
youtube.com/channel/UCahrPtJ9IzlEKJmqeEJWptg/videos
youtube.com/watch?v=Q5cZZIXHPz0
youtube.com/watch?v=LyEiAIiPVDU
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

The men who will save us from Brexit.

>1PBTID

The team that will save Britain

No, that's David Davis and Theresa May
Then again you'd have to do a double take

>tfw not a britcuck

Exactly, OP.

What the fuck Farage?

I want my life back?

You're Mr. fucking Brexit now and living the life in the American media

absolute fucking WHAT mate?

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tfw only wank to Latina Birds.

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Who would you vote for then YKTD?
>inb4 no one

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Usain Bolt, king of the pace niggers, has been stripped of one of his Olympic golds for doping

Just got back from the hospital, they called me in after I had a blood test a couple of weeks ago.

Pic related, its my blood.

I've got Bogdabots.. I don't know how much longer I have left in this universe. I'm scared.

Crashing this plane

>Daily reminder if you don't vote Tory you're delusional
>Daily reminder that UKIP are a fantasy born of the same "muh British Empire" idiotic wishful thinking that is found here so often
Stop being so childish and grow up.

what's the source you valleynog

Fucking stop, these are all shit

disingenuous
one of his teammates doped in the 4x100

Who /billynomates/ here

I lost my circle of friends during the referendum, they all turned into proper frothing rabid Remongers as the campaign went along. Ah well.

Where's the best place to find qt blokes to whisper mad bantz to me while cuddling?

I'll post it once more

strawpoll.me/12193275/

strawpoll.me/12193275/

strawpoll.me/12193275/

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I'm surprised at how many people here don't have a pass and x

The absolute state of Scotland, lads.

UKIP until Britain leaves the European Union, which is only possible under a majority government that has leaving as a policy


It's true, just google it
Nigger BTFO

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>I cut off excess baggage during the referendum

ftfy

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This thread needs more Gerald Kaufman.

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In Scotland I mean. They have literally zero chance winnning and don't even bother trying in many constituencies

It was just his teammate, disappointed tbqh

He votes for UKIP, he once admitted the last job he had was handing out flyers for their campaign as if it was a real job.

In reality he should vote for labour or the green party as they are more in line with his life, that of being a neet on disability living allowance that wants to disarm trident

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Stop.

Why do Britcucks try so hard to identify as European? You will always be BEADY anglos.

DO YOU WANT SOME SWEETIES

UKIP are cucky civic nationalists. Wonky eye man was right.

Probably cause most of us don't want to spend 20 quid on Sup Forums

usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2017/01/25/usain-bolt-lose-olympic-golf-after-teammate-caught-doping/97032298/
It wasn't him, as said
One of his teammates got caught doping and because they won together in a relay they all lose the medal

>Daily reminder that 60% of Scots should be culled

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But it works out to saving many hours worth of captcha filling over a year.

pretty sure we're known more for thinking we're not european

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Are most posters here tories who live in rural England?

>Independent Nuclear Deterrent
>Independent
>keeping the UK and her allies safe 24/7
>24/7
>keeping the UK
>and her allies
>safe
>INDEPENDENT

Farage is a joke now, and he only has himself to blame.

Rather than walking into the sunset with some dignity after having won the referendum, he tried to stay relevant and did whatever he could to keep his name in the headlines, even if that included whoring himself out to Trump and any two bit Eurosceptic movement in Europe as "le man that secured Brexit".

Now Trump couldn't care less about him and his events in Europe go more or less unnoticed, most people just see him as a real life Alan Partridge now.

If he had to stay in the lime-light, couldn't he at least remain in Britain and actually help fight for Brexit? He's a fucking joke.

Watch as he's all over Nuttall and UKIP once (if) Nuttall wins his seat, despite more or less ignoring them since June. I wouldn't be surprised if he causes Nuttall to lose in Stoke-on-Trent Central, like how he contributed to the loss of Hofer in Austria by gobbing off about an Austrian exit.

Christ, just fuck off.

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Advertising idea: use Brexit as a pretence to restore Concordes to airworthy condition to star in a marketing campaign entitled "Not so fast, Remaniacs"

>tories

OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT

Only if you're a compulsive posting tripfag.

Fucking awesome

no I live in the north

UKIP supporter

: )

Believe it or not I got my social worker to approve me the money for a Sup Forums pass because I said it helped with my autism.

We don't, that's the point you stupid Australian poster.

wait there are brit niggers in here that are anti-Brexit?

jesus christ

I'm not spending money just to not have to click a few pictures lad

>karen image
Just jump off a cliff.

100-150 posts per day isn't that much if discussing and politics is a hobby.

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Counter idea: use Brexit as a pretence to get the EU to restore all Concordes to flight-worthy condition for an advertising campaign entitled "Not so fast, Brexitards"

>He doesn't know what independent means
>He doesn't think having at least one submarine capable of striking anywhere on the planet in short notice with 16 Nuclear armed missiles is the single cheapest and economical way to deter an assailant there is
Ask Ukraine if they think giving up their nukes was a good idea.

stop posting you literal pavement ape

Even if Trump did lose we couldn't brag considering that Brexit will never happen.

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i live in a rural tory stronghold but am not a tory myself

Isn't it funny
They got the President and we didn't get the Brexit

Would rather not vote at all than vote Tory.

>pavement ape

>100-150 posts per day isn't that much

>No Trident means disarmament
Good little Torycuck

>(((drumpf)))

JUST

the tripfag problem has gotten out of control in these threads

Reminder that this is your typical Polandball fan youtube.com/channel/UCahrPtJ9IzlEKJmqeEJWptg/videos

youtube.com/watch?v=Q5cZZIXHPz0
youtube.com/watch?v=LyEiAIiPVDU

BASED TORIES NOW I CAN GET FUCKED BY GLOBALISM WITH A BLUE FILTER INSTEAD OF RED

Last time I checked YKTD was averaging 250 posts per day.

>Restore product of a partnership of Europe's major industrial powers
>To somehow promote Brexit
I like Brexit, but it seems to me that if anyone should be using the concorde as a political symbol it would be the people who want to stay in the EU

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I wonder who could be behind this post?

Id say Scotland should vote UKIP anyway. Write it in. We could meme Scotland UKIP, just as long as you don't get drunk and fight pakis in the streets.

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You're all useless cunts and you deserve to have a shit thread.

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Scrap Trident, buy this.

Ask South Africa, Belarus and Kazakhstan
This pithy line is tedious enough to make my drop my gimmick and point out that unlike Ukraine, we're not on Russia's doorstep and have never been in her sphere of influence.

>b-but my parents said Margret Thatcher was evil
>m-muh m-miners
If you don't vote tory you're either a moron, a manchild or a socialist.
UKiP has served it's purpose, which is why Nigel bailed the absolute second he could. It's a mess, a huge fucked up mess that doesn't have a decent leader, a manifesto, regional parties, a direction or point to existing.

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England should:
1) Announce closure of all submarine facilities in ungrateful Jockland.
2) Sign 10 year deal with Trumpenfuhrer to service Trident and other boats on US East coast.
3) Commence building of Trident bases in England to be completed within 10 years.
4) Sign deal with Trumpenfuhrer to allow servicing of US boats in these bases too.
5) Generate thousands of new jobs in teh construction and maintenance of these new bases, and in the servicing of US and UK boats in them.
6) Eject ungrateful Scotland from the union forcibly.

This is an opportunity for labor to come out in support of Brexit. With sane immigration that happens when and if its good for the nation. Not just the elite assholes on top.

Jeremy Corben can turn it all around just by saying open borders is bullshit and immigration should be controlled. He can then spend time making sure May doesnt fuck the countries labor over for a change instead of just being a nut.

Labor wouldnt be getting raped at the poles if they gave up open borders.

It's only fucking Rimmer who isn't even an actual tripfag you paddy cunt

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Our politics determine what happens in your country more than your own politics do. Farage is just smart enough to see it.

>i don't post as much as yktd so it's ok
Whatever you tell yourself sweetie.

>now imagining the kind of shit I'd have put on youtube if I'd had a computer when I was ten

Then he'd get fucked by 3/4 of his party instead of just half

Fuck Concord, BRING BACK THE ENGLISH ELECTRIC LIGHTING