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Trump wouldn't wish us to not have avocados here in the U.S., would he?
No!!! How will I make Jebs secret guac recipe now!!!
we will only eat american avocados. californian. they are the best avocados, believe me.
>implying only mexico grows avacados
California grows plenty, literally the only reason to keep it in the Union.
OMG NOT THE AVOCADOS! STOP THE WALL NOW!! INCREASE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION PLEASE!!!
I am all for American home grown an eating avocados, hell i would even grow some in a space bucket. Just that it'll inflate the price on them for a good while. No guac for me at chipotle for a while
south american farms are literal piss and shit fields
Jeb! ON SUICIDE WATCH
suck a vegan dick
I don't even like avocados. They're a gross meme food.
top giggle
Avocados are great, We have a few trees in my mom's house.
Chile grows better avocados
>try to get pit out of avocado
>impale your fucking hand
fuck this shit
I have to say quac is pretty good.
This is maybe the biggest fuck up of Trump this far.
But he will probably handle this just fine because he need that quac at the Trump Tower Grill where the best Taco Bowls are made.
guac is overrated as fuck anyways
Food is ridiculously cheap in America anyway. What does it matter if prices go up with 50%?
But Hass is genetically superior to Fuerte, Reed and all other genetic waste varieties that grow in South America.
Avocados have become a bacon-tier meme food.
you realize they can be grown in the US
this
Never had a homegrown Avocado. How does it compare to store brands?
Avocados are absolutely disgusting
I personally would be glad it they were no longer available in the USA.
>the biggest meme food of them all
One avocado goes for 2 bucks here in Texas
>implying avocado only grows in Mexico
>One avocado goes for 2 bucks here in Texas
You don't have any stands that will sell 5 for $1? How is that even possible.
Yes, but that is if you want to wait about 4 days for them to be ripe
The exact same.
Hahahaha WE CONTROL THE GUAC NOW
SLOW ANS STEADY
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW FLYOVERS? NO MORE GUAC FOR YOU
Live in Hawaii, and those fucking trees are everywhere over here. and they're 10X as big as the tiny shit ones in the store. should just let us (the phillipino immigrants) do all the ag work desu.
>one medium sized, green avocado costs $2 on a good day here
they can grow in any tropical shithole in proper conditions just like bananas and not only mexico has that kind of biome
i had avocados on sushi and it tasted like shit
>waiting is inapplicable
I forgot where I was for a second.
>le ebin bacon avocado Sriracha meme
>surely this will stump le drumpfler this time xDDD
avocados are fucking GROSS. texture and taste of butter
The transporting fee would be through the hut top
Oh no they will lose memetier food
They're not even that expensive all the way up here in New Hampshire, so you're shopping at some expensive ass place
>falling for the california roll meme
>california rolls
shut your fucking whore mouth
are great so fuck off
This is the same fucking arguments leftists used here with kebab and immigrants.
oh no we lose shitty unhealthy food? what a shame
the only person i know who buys avocados is my mom and she won't buy ones from mexico anyway
they are to high in fats anyway
Probably because your mom is pretty much the only person you know.
Nice, new market!
Fuck you Trump
>imitation crab and avacado mix so well wtf?
It's not sushi, fuck off.
i was trying to hide that you butthole
Only Hillary voting faggots eat avocados.
Are you literally retarded?
You know shit about seafood, fight me faggot
Avocados are shit. Tasteless garbage that only tastes like salt because you have to add it to not taste like nothing.
nigger avocados are the most expensive fucking fruit in the u.s. and they're grown right next door
our "ally" neighbor isn't doing us any favors as much as we do for them
Agreed.
Insanely cheap
Pic related. The carne asada burrito I'm having for lunch and a 2 liter bottle of soda for scale.
Just under $9 total. Including the soda and tax.
what are you 15?
california grows them dummy
>"these faggots will eat anything i put in front of them and it will cost me nothing?"
>the california roll was born
Get out from your mothers house
We've made a huge mistake.
Nothing more delicious and nutritious than guac
>listicle
>conflict-of-interest
and are about to get 10ft more expensive
California rolls are not the issue here, the fact that you think avocados and seafood don't mix is beyond retarded, travel to the Caribbean or Mexican gulf before you talk shit and consequently get hit, bitch
they had avocado farms in florida, it is time to make florida avocados great again
>muh hybrid, fusion shit-on-a-plate
Hillshill detected.
Avocados = Hillary supporters
Chia Seeds= Bernie supporters
Walnuts= Trump supporters
...
>Walnuts= Trump supporters
cashews, faggot
>muh meme foods
>modern cuisine is terrible
Good golly Sup Forums, you sure can be retarded
According to Wikipedia: "California produces 90 percent of fresh avocados consumed in the United States." This is literally nothing.
Bush set aside billions for a wall that they never made because Janet Reno refused to build a wall.
We also have many options to tax and get money from Mexicans here sending money home.
Also the President will meet with Fox to negotiate NAFTA, there is another chance to get them to help pay.
It is not punishing Mexico like so many liberals believe, it is going to be a success story for both countries, Mexico makes over $50B a year on America, they will be willing to give a few billion for better relations and chance to increase their yearly profits even higher.
Weak victim liberal minds can't see past being polite. they are trapped in a lame world left behind, while the leaders that enabled them and gave them attention are now getting ass-raped.
Why is Guac extra at Chipotle? It's literally almost as much as the entire burito.
(Whistling the national anthem)
Jeb pls
You clearly need those godly avocado omega fats for your dumbfuck brain
Nobody needs avocados as an essential part of a diet
>eating foreign produce
Buy Californian avocados goy
Palta. Se llama palta, malnacido.
All in for this, just that it'll be some time. Space bucket avocados will be for some time
Avocados are shit tier anyways
The only people pushing the "muh avocado on everything" meme are liberals
>eating a nut that has to be roasted in order not to be poisonous
>not getting dem omega 3 fatty acids
>eating high carb nuts
Nah, not good.
Avocados tastes like slimy playdoh
Daughter loves them...
Shit, that actually broke my heart
FUCK MEXICANS GIVE THIS MAN HIS 'CADOS
>>eating a nut that has to be roasted in order not to be poisonous
This doesn't sound like Trump to you? Dangerous on the surface, but perfect when prepared right?
Posts like these are satire right?
Or maybe you're right. I'm a liberal and a "cuck" by Sup Forums's standards and I love avocados. What could it mean...
>eats meme food
>buys into meme shit at all
>Trump will stop the avocado menace
Based dbh
Americans have no taste. Don't worry, I'm as far right as you can get and there's nothing better than a halved avocado
Puerto Rico has all the avocados you need!
Make us a state for avocados, as you made Hawaii a state for the Pineapples!
How is it meme food? Tastes so good. How do you even eat for example tex-mex stuff without it?
You do realize it's a multibillion dollar industry, right?
I love avocados. But libtards love them even more. Id love for the prices to skyrocket on them so libtards are forced to spend half their paycheck on a half dozen of those tasty green bastards.
REPOSTED AGAIN FOR YOU IDIOTS: "California produces 90 percent of fresh avocados consumed in the United States."
WHY DO YOU SPOUT UNINFORMED OPINIONS Sup Forums LIKE ALL OF THE TIME?
You really are Drumptards.
>the avocado menace
>How is it meme food?
People actually eat avocados?
Last time I tried one it basically felt and tasted like wax.
>People actually eat avocados?
Lobbyists.