Stereotypes

How much of your country's stereotype that you encounter on Sup Forums do you personally live up to?

>missing two teeth
>happily perfidious
>drink gallons of tea
>love getting drunk and scrapping
>own a bowler

>fat
>own guns
>dress poorly
>love niggerball
>racist

>Eat lots of cheese and baguette, also snails are GOAT
>Wear striped shirts
>Smoke rolled cigarettes
>Somewhat sexually promiscuous

>into black/mixed girls
>am an ass guy

I guess those are the only ones

I am mixed race and trying my best not to become the jew.

I've had identity issues my whole life and have developed bipolar because of my diverse cultural background.

I like rice and kimchi and I also like burritos and tacos.

Guess what races my parents are.

>heroin addict (former?)
>wore shellsuits
>drank buckfast
>fighting
>kid when young

Never unemployed or convicted of a crime though. So far.

>Manlet
>shitskin
>likes empanadas
>miss Pinochet

>no college degree
>own 7 guns
>football is gods gift to America
>mexicans are the americans natural enemy

Poos and Spics

>communists
>vodka
>bears
>cold weather
>hackers

>mostly slavic/germanic
>racist, hates gypsies, tolerates (but dislikes) jews
>likes spicy food
>thinks Romanians, Slovakians and Serbians are untermench
>secretely wants to reinstall the Kaiser

checks out

>own guns
>white
>capitalist
>slightly racist
>sometimes shop at Walmart for ammo

0% I want Alberta and Saskatchewan to join with the red States to form their own country.

Close! Kimchi is a Korean thing.

Fun Fact: My grandfather on my mothers side was a North Korean general before the divide.

Though I do go canoeing and eat maple syrup and make igloos in the winter, so maybe not 0%.

I can kinda feel for your confused background.

>t. Russian/English

at least I'm white

>inb4 Slavic isn't white

>guns
>beer, cheap or good
>increasingly nationalistic
>drive a truck

Are you still mad Hungary lost Transylvania to Romania?
>Loves cheese
>Middle class
>White
>Owns a grill

>eat tons of pasta
>lazy as fuck
>short tempered
>nationalist

>hate gay and muzies
I just don't know. I don't drink, don't wear track suit, never got a black eye, don't fucking squat.

That's not a stereotype tho, a lot of britains are like this

Mostly just a meme. I dont think Romanians do a good job with the area though. We probably could be a much more powerful country if we had all the pre-Trianon areas.

Then again its all about the people.

>like waffles
>nationalistic
>hate waloons
>hate eu

Yea dude to make matters more confusing my gook mother is Christian and my spic father is an Athiest.

So I grow up divided between 2 races and 2 religions and politically... Well we never went full retard because my spic father fought in desert storm and my brother fought in Afghanistan for a year.

My bipolar is clear as day now-a-days, and some people who claim to have it are mostly spoiled rich white kids who's idea of having a fun time is banging heroine and watching simpson reruns.

> Secretly believes that Englishmen have won first prize in the lottery of life
> Tightens up inside when seeing misused apostrophes in public (but says nothing)
> Large numbers of missing/decayed teeth
> Love-hate relationship with France (without most of the love)
> Practices passive-aggressive understatement as an art form

Costa Rican here

I drink coffee like water and show signs of impending alcoholism

let's see
>skinny (155 lb and 6'2")
>don't own any guns
>NEET, living off my financier dad
>eat a lot of junk food
not really.

>eat a lot of potatoes
>kinda poor
>love vodka

>brown hair
>brown eyes
>leader of the moorish caliphate

>lazy
>eat a fuck load of tacos

a Fucking Bowler?

Are you from 1936?

No mate.

>Not white

>eat pasta or pizza every day
>drive as fast as the road will allow, and then some
>racist
>pull the "Mussolini fucked up, but he did a lot of good for Italy" every once in a while

Own guns
Have SUVs and Challenger
Have wife and kids
Also have girlfriend
Drink lots of beer on week ends
Loud
Nationalistic

how do I score Europoors?

>Guns lots of them
>A race realist

none of those are american stereotypes

This. I forgot the truck and beer

>drunk
>Lazy
>Terrorists
>Fuck our cousin's
>Red hair
>Eat potatoes

None is true

I've decided to not make matters worse and only marry a Brit or a Russkie. I want my children to have heritage they can connect to. Either one will have to be American though because American heritage best heritage. No foreigners, unless I fuck up and I fall for one. They would have to first generation Americans.

Overweight
Was raised upper-middle class
Eat at mcdonald

TopKek

Also what is stereotype for Slovak?

>Dark Hair
>Brown Eyes

>guns
>SUVs

Only American sterotypes there. Everything else can apply to anyone.

Tell me my countrys stereo type and i'll tell you

>White
>BLUE eyes
>182 cm
>big dick tho
>smart
>love milk

>race realist.

I'm gonna start using this

>megalomanic
>not cofindent
>pole will love you, and die for you if you will compliement him
>poor hygiene, yellow rotten teeth
>thieves
>hate russia and germany

I drink 2 gallons a week. How do I stack up to you?

Own guns
like football
freedom
not witnessing rape of sandniggers like other faggots here
speaks globally relevant form of english

>autistic

but do you own a motorized rollingham?

>Racist (only niggers, not all blacks)
>Nationalist
>Hate Ruskies and Germans
>Poor

I don't have a job

Definitely. Try to stick to what you know.

>think about sex way too much
>own guns
>wish the south won the civil war
>racist

At least I don't love Jews most of my good goy compatriots

With custom puddle spreaders

>My bipolar is clear as day now-a-days, and some people who claim to have it are mostly spoiled rich white kids

Mate, you don't have bipolar disorder, and you CERTAINLY don't because of any racial/cultural issue, you fucking trogdolyte

my gf is expornstar and i am taking care of her child

The eternal scot

>2 gallons
7 litres? shiet

Probably like 50%
>strong
>big dick
>like outdoors
>eat bacon and maple syrup
>play/watch hockey

but I hate liberals and immigrants

Who doesn't miss Pinochet?

>have a bunch of guns
>love burgers
>love basketball

Not fat and the Jew never got his hands on my foreskin tho

I don't fit any leaf stereotypes but I can't list them as I am attending my wife's wedding.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Nationalism is not a stereotype in your countries. Belgium is literally the EU and Italians are known for escaping their countries on boats and coming to America to commit crimes.

...

My buddy just won $50,000 at a poker tournament in your country

>white
>blond too
>my family is half-Austrian
>I kinda feel out of place, basically I'm the only blond guy I've ever known, all the other blond ppl I know are girls, most guys have dark hair here (even my parents, though apparently some grandparents may have been blonde)

I don't even feel Romanian much, 2bh. Don't feel any particular alligiance to any nation, that's why I think nationalism is a dumb ideology for the mentally weak.

Russians are based nowadays tho

>white
>blonde
>blue eyes
>tall


so no.

give me stereotypes and I'll tell you if I live up to them.

Muslim shitskin

>Romanian
>white

I am for a fact not a country

>racist
>catholic
>introvert
>like to fight
>can drink staggering amounts of vodka
>can squat with heels touching ground
>own an adidas tracksuit
The slav is strong within me.

> live in a very secure home
>high walls
>dogs
>guns
>armed security response alarm
>full time maid and gardener
>eat red meat 3 times a day

>manlet (compared to nordcucks)
>lazy-ass
>no job
>dark hair, brown eyes
>play guitar
>fucked a blond tourist girl

>Murican
>white
kek

Neither muslim nor a shitskin.

You own a tracksuit made by Nike or Adidas

You want to have a Dacia car, because it's cheap and looks western.

Indiana Jones desert movie set

>tracksuit made by Nike or Adidas
True, although who doesn't?

>You want to have a Dacia car, because it's cheap and looks western.
Not really.
What does "looking western" even mean for a car?

The majority of Morocco is mountainous.

>we wuz berbers and shit

>gay
>used to be addicted to smoking weed
>wore clogs as a kid

>apologize and give thanks more than is strictly necessary
>enjoy maple syrup and love poutine
>say "eh"
>own several toques (but prefer a fur trapper hat)

GIBE CEUTA AND MELILIA FAGGOT

WE WUZ KANGZ OF ANDALUCIA

BERBER PRIDE WORLDWIDE

stereotypes about moroccans: lazy, drug dealers, beat their wives, hate algerians

The descendants of Italians emigrated to North America and South America even after many generations retain some pride about their Italian origins

>White

>goodlooking
>tall
>confident
>masterrace

>swear a lot
>drink a lot, usually palinka
>Goulash is lyfe
>generally pessimist and kinda depressed
>racist
>all I wanna do is remove kebab

And i forgot i am not posting under my flag

>white
>decently wealthy while doing fuck all
>life here is comfy as fuck
>fuck foreigners, fuck people from other cantons
>top tier skiing in winter and hiking/biking in summer

whoops, didn't mean to quote

you have forgotten one:
>cuck

i do have bad teeth 2bh and my breath smells like dog shite

>play football
>mono-lingual
>lazy
>stupid

>racist
>own guns
>love burgers
>dont know shit about most other countries mainly when it comes to politics

>always grumpy
>walk outside in the piss cold weather in my shit village home, grimacing in a dressing gown with a cup of tea every morning
>always go out to get the news directly from the postman so he doesn't aggravate me from knocking on the door and making noise
>he comes with the paper
>you alright?
>alright yeah
>go back inside and don't come out again

>autistic
>Never slacked in work, always do ARBEIT 100%
>Timid with strangers
>Basically biorobot