Is this man /our guy/
Is this man /our guy/
Brandon Morgan
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Brayden Myers
i wouldnt allow my kids to see such monstrosity
someone needs to rid society of this
Evan Wood
I would keep claiming I didn't know I was breaking the law, After all....I'm missing about 80% of my brain
Ryder Brooks
>Dat Flat Head
It's Evolution Baby!
Robert Flores
Looks like a Bogdanoff sleeper agent.
Xavier Thompson
>when you take the bogpill
Alexander James
>his head is a snack bowl
nice
Charles Jones
How can this guy live?
Colton Fisher
Looks like he's only missing his frontal lobe and not the important bits
Charles Taylor
His IQs probably in the double digits but all the vital parts of his brain are intact which allows him to not chock on his own snot or forget to breathe
Colton Garcia
Come on. Everyone knows Florida has all the best tourist attractions.
Colton Carter
>Is this man /our guy/
Does he have a really large, muscly body and walk around with a little guy with a gigantic head?
If so, then he could possibly be /ourguy/
Daniel Walker
> to dumb too not get arrested
Imagine his iq with full brain
William Diaz
Florida Man strikes again
Blake Anderson
>Florida man
Of course.
Dylan Russell
Hearty Kek.
Noah Long
>tfw to intellegent too have a brain
Tyler Gomez
JUST set my mattress on fire
Hunter Bailey
Beat me to it.
Nathan Richardson
Heed his advice
Easton Brooks
This guy needs to be out into he "I've got your back and you've got mine" meme and to the "trust no one, even yourself"
Josiah James
Can you imagine how happy this guy must be
Bentley Williams
>only missing his frontal lobe and not the important bits
What good it impulse control?
Isaac Hall
Tfw too smart to follow the law
Jacob Nguyen
its too and to but i guess i cant expect any better from sky daddy believing amerishit
Jeremiah Myers
Shit looks like a villain from Batman.
>"All the boring parts of my brain, removed"
>"Along with your humanity... you'll never get away with this!"
>"but dear, I already have burned your mattress."
>"wat?"
Oliver Long
That's what happen to men who try to defy Kek's powers.
Gabriel Watson
Gives new meaning to having a "bowl" haircut
Nathan Brooks
CAN I GET A QUICK RUNDOWN!?!?
Leo Price
He looks like the athlete zombie from I am a hero
Caleb Myers
>to intelligent for god
Jordan Phillips
He's lost his mind!
Isaiah James
Jason Ross
The Czech Republic doesn't really have many Dawkins-tier spergs though, mostly just people who don't care or keep their religious beliefs to themselves instead of running around yelling "praise Jesus".
Joshua Johnson
...
Justin Ortiz
Sort of looks like he's not all there.
Cameron Hughes
Fuck I hate people like him. You shoot them in the head and just get a damn hitmarker
Evan Thomas
>when a trump supporter takes off his MAGA hat
Jose Davis
going to have to check that out...
Asher Anderson
Very smallminded individual
Ryder Collins
Does it take a firetruck to put the matress out?
Mason Young
>tfw when to intelligent to get the joke
Owen Carter
I bet this guy has an eternal high
William Ramirez
Where does his brain go?
John Martinez
FLORIDA MAN
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Samuel King
Psych dude here. It likely happened at an early age which allowed the remaining parts of the hemispheres to take over the necessary duties. Meanwhile, the entirety of his 'reptile brain' is still intact which is why every kind of unconscious part of him is virtually unaffected.
Eli Sanders
lol burgers
Matthew Foster
yeah, he probably feels pretty light headed.
Thomas Foster
BUDUM TSSS
Mason Thomas
Why doesn't someone put him out of his misery?
Daniel Thompson
probably still as intelligent as other sand niggers
Ian Young
Kids would be too short to see a problem with him
Owen Robinson
He looks Dominican not Arabian
JESUS fuck he looks like Danny salazar with half a head
Nathaniel Nelson
>he's got a head start on the snacks at every party he goes to
Jaxon Barnes
He looks more Dominca-
Matthew Murphy
My fuckin ears. Fuck you.
Adam Thompson
>tfw his IQ is double digits just because he lives in flory
Tyler Jenkins
Because he's probably not full blown retarded and capable of living on his own but due to missing parts of the brain that control impulse shit like this probably happens.
The outer regions of the brain are surprisingly adaptable and if parts are missing the rest take over. There was a little girl who got half her outer brain removed due to an auto-immune disorder. She was initially unable to control one half over her body but slowly learned how to do it and is now as far as I know normal.
Sebastian Hill
Floridians are based you fucking Turk.
If it weren't for Florida Trump might have narrowly lost.
Jonathan Flores
I could say the same about you, but murder is illegal.
Carter Phillips
he can use his own head as a soup bowl
Aaron Roberts
too lowbrow for this board
Robert Rogers
>set mattress on fire
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Luke Morales
He's a smonker, that's for sure
Xavier Long
Yes lets make the world a softer place by hiding our children away from anything outside the norm
David Garcia
He is probably very lucky and has most of his brain still working. I don't know how he handles the pain or if he has any
Camden Gonzalez
How does he have a brain?
Gabriel Russell
>>Kappa man casts fireball!
>misses
Quick Sup Forums, drain the water!
Isaiah Green
Damn, lost!
Adrian Roberts
He looks like someone who is already dead.
Benjamin Phillips
He said that he was driving high and a pole penetrated his brain
see
Nolan Flores
And they say germans don't have humor
Nathan Perry
WE WUZ KAPPA!
The japanese tried to warn us...
James Ortiz
he would have won without it
Ryder Watson
i once saw a girl with nostrils instead of a nose.
Levi Sanchez
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw him.
Need to fill his head with water, might calm him down.