ITT:Orthodox Jew AMA on (((Sup Forums)-related topics

ITT:Orthodox Jew AMA on (((Sup Forums)-related topics

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Are you in on the big conspiracy to genocide whites?

Why are you such a faggot?

How u feel about this

no, you fucking bogie

lack of a strong male figure and aspergers

I was just on birthright and the few orthodox jews, really only in Safed and Jerusalem kept trying to get us to put on tefilin, why?
Also, how kosher? Two dishwashers? Two sets of plates, silverware, sinks?
Also what spice do you use for v'samim?

He's orthodox, only secular jews are evil.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw1qi9ofbg4

>2:12 in the morning, the car idles like my mind as the rain patters on the hood of my car
>the waist on my pants squeeze uncomfortably on my hips, if I had steady work I might be able to afford a comfortable and fitting pair of slacks
>instead I sit here, on a case, they're too far and in between
>flip through my file, looking to find some insight on this target before I make my move
>under my coat is a Colt .45 1911, was lucky enough to bring it back after the war
>only real friend I've ever had, got me out of some real hairy situations
>like that one time one of my targets got on to me and decided to smart
>or like that one time a Jap officer wanted to fillet me for his fuckin' Emperor
>I close the dossier, this case is gonna be a tough one
>that broad was pretty broken 'bout the whole situation
>said the subject was becoming more and more distant, not giving her any attention
>usually its just a floozy looking for a reason to shack up with another fella
>but this case is different, she was geniuely concerned
>haven't seen that sort of concern ever since..... it doesn't matter
>this might be the hardest one thats landed on my desk
>even now I sit in this car and wonder if I can crack the case of why OP is such an enormous and flaming faggot

you one of them anti zionist jews

Wash your fucking hair you greasy bastard.

The Israelites weren't some kind of homogeneous group after all.

Consider the Jebusites, David took Jerusalem as a bride, and the hosts within it as his. David's warriors were not an homogeneous group of people, we know this from the incident with Uriah the Hittite.Uriah was an elite within David's inner sanctum, he was a Hittite. This shows; what happens little, happens a lot.

Also from archaeology we see that Solomon built temples to Ishtar, the Israelites were constantly chastised for falling into foreign ways and religions.

So the ancient Israelites were not an homogeneous group, how can we say the modern ones are?

I think leftists are dumbfucks that need to stop reproducing

Is getting gassed part of your plan?

We can't for sure. I don't think anyone really is. The whole "my people" spiel is partly genetic and partly cultural but mostly cultural. And as far as defining Jews as one homogenous group, Sup Forums is the master when it comes to that.

>alt-right
>neo-nazis
But I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, user.

tell us what a get is not the kek kind

because they were MOST LIKELY chabadniks, and also cult members. Do not respond to them.

I keep everything more or less. I learn in Bais midrash about 16 hours a week.

>only secular jews are evil.
Bullshit

Shalom

What's up with people in the Torah putting their hand under Abraham's thigh? Were they jerking him off?

Yes, the only difference between Jews and everyone else is; Jews decided to become the most inbred people in Europe about a 1000 years ago, this is why Jews have prognated features, from cultural nepotism resulting in inbreeding.

That was so good mang

underrated post

This is true
I've been (((diagnosed))) with my fair share of mental disorders
Nose is pretty normal, though.

Its sefer kri'tut (Devarim Perek 24)

Shabot Shalom, brother. I am a black jew. My parents are jews and have adopted me. How do you feel about blacks in our community? I've always wanted to hear a real, unfiltered honest opinion.

The Muslims do this also, but instead of being progressive like the Jews, they make their culture retarded, hence their inbreeding ways make them retarded.

No, people were just more elevated in the time before Matan Torah.

how fun was your bar mitzvah
are you in an arranged marriage

Is it true u can have sex with your wife only 2 weeks per month? Is it true you have to do it THROUGH a hole in a blanket? :/

>Nigger
>Jew
What the fuck are you doing on Sup Forums

english please and i heard about it on a episode of soprano's

I identify with your plight...if it makes you feel better, frum women, including rebbetzins lust after your cock but will never marry you because what will the neighbors say.

These fucking rebbetzins, walking around like their perfect and that they dont want to get slapped on their ass. Fuck them for not wanting to have sex with me

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A KIKE

lit. a document of cutting off

I bet it was. They love to be the victim and it has given them almost unquestioned victim hood ever since.

...

It was whatever, got thrown into the pool by my goyisha friends

No, Im totatlly unamrriagble. I tried to mach ah shidduch, I kept failing and Ive given up for the time being. I kope the shadchaisos feel bad every day that goes by where I dont follow up with them. But they probably dont because Im a piece of genetic garbage that females dont need because I cant buy them stuff and stuff for their rotten offspring and I cant give them status.

Only during the time she is niddah and has not gone to mikvah.

Hole in a sheet thing is a myth.

I'm just here for the memes. That and I love you guys.
Stay away from them bro. They are not worth the hassle. You will only get hurt in the end and shame your achis. Oyy veyy

what kind of status do you need for marriage - cant you just get a good job etc

How does a black man end up on Sup Forums?

cutting the dick or getting divorced

Same way we steal your women. White boys brought me here.

>Only 97.8% Ashkenazi

GOY'D

kek

Why do you have the penmanship of a child?

Benjamin

why do you blame christians for your shitty talmud. already called out one of you on your Sahedrin 59a bullshit when he claimed it didnt say terrible shit. good thing jewgle translate also conveniently doesn work on hebrew....

you should consider shaving those pubes on your face before the police find the children you're hiding in your basement

אם אתה יהודי מאמין, למה אתה לא עושה עלייה לישראל, מה עוצר אותך?

Why don't you come here?

is your family frum/shomer shabbos? Are you in a frum community setting? Can you red pill me on them? I never lived in a frum community cause my mom was one of these typical persian jewish women who believe in traditional ("rabbincal" or whatever the fuck and into Kabbalah gobbelty-gook) but have no idea what the Talmud/Zohar is and never heard of it and drives on Shabbos....ugh...now I have a horrible case of oneitus and it wont go away. I literally transgress halachah to cure my oneitus but it doesnt work and I feel worse.

Marriage

>Same way we steal your women.

Here we observe the wild nigger using his species' unique defense mechanism, known in the zoological world as the Muhdik-Whitewimmenz Defense.

B8post.

shitpost.

Delete it or admit you're worthless cunts, mods.

what do you think of this?

what are your thoughts on the Virgin Mary and Jesus.

Can I come too?

Your opinion on the qabbalistic rabbi Eliphas Levi?

kek

Shalom u'verachah, akhi khavivi

That country isnt for me, all my assets are in LA, my SSI and such....if some extreamly wealthy frum Jewish female who keeps the fucking dress code (I wont consider a woman who doesnt keep dress code carefully) said she anted to do it, and Ill be set for life...I would do it and contribute to Israeli society and make Israel great again.

Mah shem'ekha?

I dont care enough.


LOL, thanks. I have some hormoanl dysfunction, I dont even really have hair on my body...my oneitus has signifgantly more body hair on her arms than me.

You can try

You watch porn? How much halacha do you actually give a fuck about?

The people I've met who are frum care about most but things to do with sex they don't care about.

OFF THE DERECH WITH THEM

i heard jews fucking hate christians, and they are very poorly treated in israel. is this true?

Why are you part of the evil Satanic Talmud cult that seeks to enslave all man through dysgenics of the white race using lies and subterfuge and economic manipulation and parasitism in all strata of society?

Why haven't you renounced your cursed race of odious vampires and become a Christian? You still have time to repent, we will not exterminate the normal, genuine, converts from Judaism.

You still have a chance.

he posts on Sup Forums.
He must be a miserable failure of a human being

Why do you and that durag wearing nigger kid ALWAYS make threads?

You're not as much of an attention whore as the nigger...but still, go back to your contaiment board faggot.

I dont believe in that computer bible codes stuff.....R' Matiyahu Glazerson's (shlit'''a) who promotes this stuff is a righteous man and an authentic Elder of Zion I have several of his books and I enjoy them very, very much and they prove the Divinity of biblical Hebrew....but I think computer bible codes isnt true and should be ignored...The gematrios our Sages gave over with a mesorah (authnetic Torah tradition) and word codes are legit...check out Baal Ha'Turim al ha'Torah, and also the book "On the Eight Day."

Its all garbage

What do you make of Khazars being counterfeit Jews?

Yeah it's why they protect and preserve all those ancient Christian religious sites

brb, guys I have to take a shower before shul,...please attempt to keep this from 404'ing

You guys shower?!

Do you shower in the blood of gentile children?

has your penis been in contact with an old guys mouth at any point in your life?

He's going into the showers, guys.

We dont need big dick to steal women. We have our charms, goy.
Living with them is like going through annuda shoah. But the food is cash though. The potatoe dishes on hanukah arr bomb asf.


Im sorry about your oneitus. Here is some shekels for your troubles.

How does the Kybalion tie into the current events of the world?

How are you not a Christian? He was the messiah, you know.

do we lynch or gas this one??

We can decide after thr daily raking ritual, leaf.

Your thoughts on white non-jew nationalism? Yay or oy vey?

boy, are *you* gonna be surprised!

ever heard of the Falashas?

> Divinity of biblical Hebrew.

so would we agree that yod he wa he wrote the bible?

what do you think of the drastic contradiction in the shape of the earth? do you think its possible that the catholic church has been lying about the shape of the earth for 600 years? the old testament (torah) tends to indicate this is an unmoving disc, and not a ball.

are you aware that Islam was started by the catholic church and is based off the Vulgate translation of the bible?

threeworldwars.com/albert-pike2.htm

The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the 'agentur' of the 'Illuminati' between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other

thoughts on above accusation?


its come to my attention that Moses apparently has 2 additional books, a 6th and 7th but the dates are very odd 17th century. is this heresy to you?

I'm under the impression that Yod, means hand, and Wa means nail, meaning yahwehs name itself is a symbol of Christs hands being nailed to the cross.

in numbers 21:9 the snake on the cross is a model for the crucifixion with a brass snake being erected on a cross

further in numbers when Moses is gathering the troops, the 12 tribes of Israel are gathered in a cross around Levi.

when Abraham was asked to sacrifice his son issac, Yahweh told abraham to stop because god was going to substitute his own son.

haaretz.com/christians-in-jerusalem-want-jews-to-stop-spitting-on-them-1.137099
youtube.com/watch?v=5jG6kJm-50k
youtube.com/watch?v=OlT3ARuUSGc

you very much don't understand the situation.

>He's orthodox, only secular jews are evil.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA wew, idiot

yeah, the Babylonian talmud is batshit crazy.

its really no different than the quran or the hadiths

How can a goi let you know he's redpilled without explicitly saying it?

>It was real in my mind
Holocaust - the only fairytale even grown-ups believe

will u kill islam or whitey?

kys you ugly kike

unrelated question too this thread how good is the propur water pitcher i wanna buy one for traveling

>kept trying to get us to put on tefilin
Holy KEK they have Chabad in Israel too? hahahahahahahahahah

Not to mention that (even secular) Jewish culture is so rotten due to it's religious origins, Judaism is a cult of oppression, racism, anti nationalism and unassimilation.
The only good Jew if such a thing exists is a Jew who's ancestors converted to the Christianity.

>Uriah was an elite within David's inner sanctum, he was a Hittite.
I don't think you're telling OP anything he hasn't already heard about.

But, while we are on these kind of topics:
I read that the Israelite-Philistine relationship wasn't as bad as the Biblical account makes it seem. They fought each other at times, but they also traded with each other and had significant cultural interchange, even in religion. The Philistines even abandoned their Indo-European tongues for Semitic ones. Considering this, it's no surprise that the Philistines ended up assimilating into Israelites.

the torah still remains to be a solid book. there really isn't a part of the torah you can disagree with considering the times when you consider the background it was written in.

Sin is something very real. the jews believe only the shedding of blood can forgive sin, and christians believe that if they are corrupted by sin, they can put it on christ and the cross.

a good jew is someone who rejects the heresies of the talmud. if they don't corrupt themselves with the babylonian talmud they end up being decent people.

but really though, i'd rather have a zionist than a muslim at this point. at least i can relate to the torah where the quran is just some evil shit spawned by the catholic church

Why you are against chabad? They are the most based Jews. Praise Schneur Zalman

>chabad
youtube.com/watch?v=m5mmp-uwNNY

Sure, all of that would have been dandy if they were not kicked out of Judea back then. But when they became a nomad tribe the torah became a burden, they still followed racist, nationalistic and separatistic doctrines - which are all positive while you are in your homeland.
But while not living among themselves, the Jewish nationalism became resentment towards what the goyim have that the Jews lost, the racism and separatism required ghettos now, and so on, and slowly they transformed from a people into a parasite and finally into a subverter blinded by hatred.
So I stand by my words, but will be more specific - the only good Jew is one that rejects the Jewish identity with every fiber in his body, or someone who is absolutely unfamiliar with Jewish culture.

the catholic church killed Abraham Lincoln, JFK, committed the holocaust, and funded both Bolshevism and Nazism.

Ford built the nazi war machine, and sued america when america bombed his german tank manufacturing plants. 1928 trading with he enemy act

you're not nearly red pilled enough. all the photos of the hangings nazi's did were forgeries, and proven false, all the pictures of landfills are very, very real. every camp was a work camp, and every work camp was a death camp

pic related, its the satanic cabal that orchestrated ww1, and ww2.

hitler was a zionist in the end of things. without his actions the state of israel would have never been created. without the holocaust jews would have continued protesting the very existence of the state of israel, which is what they do.

>I got a foreskin with your name on it
omg kek

it really does come down to the individual. as long as americans don't talk about jesus, israelis have a genuine love for america.

i do agree with you on rejecting the jewish idenitiy though. I have a hard time understanding why the jews needed an entire book of leviticus to tell them to not fuck animals, and to not fuck their sisters, mothers, or aunts, or why they needed the prophet Jeremiah to tell them that slavery is wrong. which is really ironic because in order for a woman to marry a rabbi she has to fuck a dog, or demon (according to the talmud)

if you ever study hinduism shiva's escorts are ghouls who brake out into drunken orgies on a regular basis. the way his ghouls are described are very reminiscent of how jews act when not giving the torah's rules to live by.

its kind of like saying niggers earned there name, but there are good black christians out there who are exceptions to the rule.

Do you people enjoy klezmer music, or is it just some folklore to scam us goys into buying CDs ?
If you do, recommend some bands, but keep it melodious and not hyper kosher please

It's not inbreeding entirely. It's just that jews share a strong genetic signature as they descend from a common ancestral pool. Descendants of the jewish diaspora sephardi, ashkenazi, mizrahi. The beta israel (ethiopian jews) are just local converts for the most part, which of course is a sensitive subject.