If Mexico wont pay for the wall

Maybe trump should replace them with someone who will?

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Put a shrimp on the barbie for me. mate

>Mexico and Australia switch places
>Cartels actually manage to kill all the emus in less than a week

Share a border with Aussies? Oh, hell no! You'll bring all those weird ass animals with you.

The cartel leaders would forge an alliance with the emus and start flooding Indonesia using the emus as mules.

No one said you'd get our clay spic, you would just be gone the way of the tassie tiger.

Will do

1. Florida already did that
2. We did that to Florida (like infesting their swamps with exotic boas)

I mean if you want to keep the abos then that's fine with me

>No one said you'd get our clay spic, you would just be gone the way of the tassie tiger.
On second thought.....

watch out taco wogs.

bindis gott some bind ol titties

I was talking about abbos

Don't worry user. We'll make them leave the abos and Melbournites behind for the taconiggers to play with.

Her dad should have worn his Ray-Bans.

>Anglophone North America
Holy shit.

too soon

I miss him too.

>tfw aussies conquer tacoland
Australian empire when

Holy fuck that would be awesome

>picture

What a faggot.

Fuck off mate!

If you cunts swap countries with Mexico that means they'll be our fucking neighbours!

God, with us between them and south america the US wont have to worry about brown people getting to their country ever again

dude australia is huge, i say build giant concrete fortreses cities in the middle where no one lives

That's ok, we'll swap you with Cuba.

You faggots are already America Jr. Come home, bogan fuck.

fuck off, we're full

Top fucking Kek. Thanks mate

Trump would be foolish to replace Mexico with Australia, because all the smart Americans would migrate south to New Aussieland. At least I would.

no abos and we're good

Fuck you I'm coming too. I want out of this shit pile

>implying abo's have the internet
Stop LARPing

What if they come equipped with emus?

>letting Mexico take over our resource-rich environment and infrastructure so we can have their shitty, scorched soil and proximity to another country, thus facilitating immigration despite our Full status
How about no

auszzies come to mexico and eat some tacos, do some surfing, and do some colinizing

Well got sick of having nothing man.
So i change some shit around to better myself.
Whole family is like eh buddy can you fix mah phone.
Nigga learn to fix your own phone.

good beaches in Mexico?

good diving?

decent beaches

amazing diving

>Wake up
>2 random countries and all their people have switched with one another

Which countries do you pick Sup Forums?

Come on down, you cunts
I'll fire up the barbie and you bring the VB

oh fuck that

>land borders
not even once cunt

come on over aussiemates

uk's taking your place after that canada

Aussies would die of the SHITS in a week in mexico. Only Mexicans have immunities form their parasite infested water and Burritos from centuries of Hot pepper eating.

It would make so much more sense that way.
Mexico goes with the Mexico of Asia.
Australia takes it's rightful place by our side.
New Zealand get's cucked, maybe they can have Central America idk.

If we trade all the pure Aussies (sans the abos) for all the tacosnigs we won't even need a wall.

Israel and Palestine, obviously

North America will literally become the best continent on the planet. To the north fucking leaf shitposters. To the south Aussie shitposter. In the middle Great America, shitposting about alternative facts making yuropoorfags bawwwww

You will never part of best hemisphere.

China and Japan. That way we could completely eradicate all the chinks. And then the nips could go full empire mode.

Sure we'll take over Mexico

One condition though, we get to write anything we want on the North side of the wall

Tell me about New Zealand!

Why do the Aussies bully them?

i made someone on Sup Forums do it a couple hours ago.

Texan here, you have a deal. The only people who live close enough to see it are Mexicans that made it across.

also a quran getting jizzed on.

Cause when they get bored with their own sheep they come over and fuck all of ours.
Do you know how hard it is to shave a sheep covered in coconut milk?

They're a small island.

>Oh, hell no!
Spot the black african lady from the suburbs

fuck off beaner the emus would wipe you retards off the face of the earth, we've adapted to live alongside them comfortably

I like you buddy. (Abos are cool btw)

In which case we'll swap you with Nepal. Enjoy sharing a border with China and India.

We're nothing like you. We actually have democracy and a half decent health system.

For you

I know you're assuming the populations switch nationalities but I laughed at the thought of the billions of chinks being stuck on Japan's tiny land mass. Shit would be hilarious.

Texas user reporting in and I approved this message. Enjoy the farm land. Beer and barbecue, the best of neighbors.

Mexico can just go to Australia and live with the abbos.

God damn.. That would solve everything in North America. The we could build a 30ft wall on "New Australia's" southern border, until South America gets its shit straight.

Just give NZ canada.

If Mexicans were replaced with Aussies we wouldn't need a wall.

Aus conquest of Central America when?

sweden and germany
blondes galore and the best beer in the world

Canada and Russia.

she didn't turn out nearly as hot as I thought she would, feels fucking bad man

The Great Wall of Shitposting

i caught my brother wanking to her child photos

Hey Americans instead of a wall why don't you build a giant moat?

Works for us

I wish

best idea 2017

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This alliance must happen. I suggest we start by helping Australia take Mexico and then focus our combined efforts on uncucking Canada.

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fund it

What happened?

You don't know what you just started mate, I have never felt so inspired

"rack off ya cunt, we ain't payin for no wall. give it a go you mong."

Australia and Tasmania

Fucking CFMEU will muscle in on the racket and double the price, Cunts.

we wouldnt need a wall if the mexicans were dead

yeah let's make them russian
that'd be way cooler....

The world's richest country of course.

important point.
when we take over mexico we will do so with one fifth of the population. we can make this work fellas

Take the amount of aid given Mexican by the USA.
Estimate the cost of the wall.
Use the aid money to pay for the wall instead of giving it to Mexico.
Give what is left to Cuba to take back their refos

Best in the world, Mexico is beautiful just need to clean up the cartels

the cartels are beautiful

you can do it guys. get colonizing

this
they could be a giant castle, have a large enough canal for their fleets to meet one another would be better for them too. all they need is a few big excavators

probably need a few drawbridges as well

While your at it, fix nz. Rent rates are way too bloody high.

could we borrow some poisonous snakes from you to fill it with?
bring some kangaroos too, just for the fuck of it.

Why not also some crocs while your at it.

There'd be no point in a wall if you were there instead.