The greatest invention of your country

What is the greatest invention of your fellow countryman?
For me, probably IRC or Mämmi.

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The Roman Catholic Church

Assembly Line

Microsoft
Google
Pepsi
Master card
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Kek

there are so many but i think dynamite is the most important one

the moon

did you save my pic without posting in my thread? you fish!

The stock exchange

Pekka, you forget Linux kernel.

the external debt

>the moon
By this logic
space

Boomerang

shit-posting

We created the jetboat and the bungy. Back the frick off

water slides desu.

Printing press

Freedom.

Insulin.

wifi

Vodka, your country seems to like it

Probably wi-fi desu. Invented by Asio to allow wireless shit posting.

Birth control pills... no joke.

Google obv

The plane.

Hehe.

Poland invented vodka, faggot.

Not much.
We had some good scientists, but no inventors.

BENIS :DDDDDDD

The internet

Existential despair

I don't know what happened in my past to spur this emotion, but every time I see your flag I feel happy.

Also, we invented the moon.

>
>By this logic space

No, space is nothing more than a vacuum. The Germans essentially pioneered creating vacuums, so they should get the credit.

If so, I think I love you. I've had more fun than I should have, because of those beautiful pills.

The guillotine

Anyone who doesn't eat is a soft fukin poofter cunt

>I don't know what happened in my past to spur this emotion, but every time I see your flag I feel happy.

It's your white genes longing for home

These leafs are both correct, insulin is the ultimate shitpost.
>let's find a way to keep the fat and genetically inferior alive

>For me, probably IRC
I think you mean GNU/IRC

Linus isn't a real Finn but a dirty fennoswede

Didn't you guys find a few elements too?

>Jeans
>Kārums
>Ask.fm

I applaud your moon, pls invent more before Chinese cunts rip it off and make moonu-kin or some shit

Hey, that's ours!

Scottish invention.

>irc
Is that where u lost your virginity?

theres literally nothing wrong with internet sex

Linux, by far.

Only thing google gave me

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You are looking at the shoa of the future, gentlemen

Letterpress printing is the most important, I guess. Countless other things, like the periodic table, the telephone, record players, diesel motors, industrial paper, ...

ye we did but dynamite is probably one that had the most impact

Space tourism

Oh, I forgot computers. Those are pretty nice too.

Periodic table was invented by a Russian.

you're thinking of the telephone

Yeah ok... technically Mendelejew "invented" it a few months earlier, but Meyer did the same independently almost at the same time.

Vodka.

Alternating current, parachute, mechanical pencil, Mohorovičić discontinuity, wireless energy transfer
It's Jewish, baka

Soren Hjorth was a slovak? Or are you referring to Faraday? Or Hippolyte Pixii?

Democracy
Philosophy
Architecture
Tragedies
Comedies
Theater in general
Mathematics
Physics
Medicine
Olympics
Critical and scientific thought
Streets
Cranes
Gears
Greek fire aka flamethrower
Trebuchets
Grenades
Vending machine
Water mill
Alarm clock
Cannon
Analog computer
Odometer
Maps and cartography
Heliocentrism
Stoicism
Laconism
Urban planning
Showers
Plumbing
Central heating
Orthodoxy
Cyrillic alphabet
Lighthouse
Levers
Water pumps
Automatic doors

Etc etc

outstanding bait

I'm Greek, if that wasn't painfully obvious.

President Trump.

Most of the things you listed were invented by the Egyptians and the Chinese.

Weren't automatic doors and the vending machine a persian/arab invention?

Incorrect, as usual by jealous nordcucks.

No, look it up.

I thought greatest Finnish invention was dead communists and being nazis and getting away with it

Fug :DD

RSA encryption
LZW compression
Nondeterministic Finite Automatons
Nanowire

Those are the things from my field that I can think of off the top of my head, anyway.

Anything useful in the world period.

Debatable... Sure, technically Heron was ((Greek))... just like Tunisians are ((French)).

The UK, pretty much everything. You're welcome.

>RSA encryption

RSA was developed in the states, by two Americans and one Israeli. There's also a good chance that RSA was developed by GCHQ years before.

Banks

Didn't LZW get phased out pretty quickly though? Anything Huffman is always better.

India didn't invent any of those. Typical lying curry

>RSA was developed in the states, by two Americans and one Israeli
Doesn't disqualify it, since an Israeli was indeed one of its inventors. What's your point?

Try to understand that Greece was not a single country back then as it is today, but many different factions that share the same language, customs, culture and religion. If you had all that, you could easily be welcomed as a Greek. Purity of lineage wasn't as important as quality of merit, like it is today.

One could say that Greeks are the only people who truly understood multiculturalism and naturalization, as evidence by the success of their colonies and the east Roman Empire.

Airplanes.
HUEHUEs and HONHONs need not apply.

>Didn't LZW get phased out pretty quickly though?
No. It's still used in GIFs, PDFs and other stuff.

> Ukraine

1. Helicopter by Igor Sikorsky born in Kiev
2. Space rocket engine by Sergij Korolov founder of soviet astronautics born in Zhytomyr
3. X-ray in medicine by Ivan Puluj born in Hrymayliv,

And many more.
However most of scientists immigrated or developed their contributions abroad.

And i escaped to EU few years ago.

Tesla Hrvat

Genocide™

For some reason I thought it was "inventions from your country."

Tesla was a genius, but go look up Pixii. Pixii invented and built the first AC generator 50 years before Tesla got a patent for his.

Hard to choose just one. Were pretty much all round greats.

Huffman is shit

Dictionary based compression is extremely common, though LZW isnt the greatest of those.

The only thing invented by backward greeks is insurmountable levels of debt

The lynching

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Genocide

Here's your (you)

The Zorb.

Actually, you did invent faggotry, so theres that

Pick your poison.

England.

The internet, electricity, the light bulb, the internal combustion engine an penicillin are the top 5 Australian inventions.

>Huffman is shit
Huffman coding is used by pretty much every practical compression scheme, bong, because it's provably the most optimal.

Apartheid...


Can we claim SpaceX and Tesla?

Was hoping for a burger to shout out

FREEDOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

KAKAWWW KAKAWWWW

But also the CAT scan and that creepy crawly thing in your pool,

>Huffman is shit
It's provably the most efficient scheme there is

Don't forget Mandela's Necklace.

Either the hand grenade or the explosive harpoon.

Well, to be fair, it's the most efficient encoding scheme. It's not very efficient as a compression scheme for non-random data. But of course it's usually used as part of a more sophisticated compression process.

Either the stock exchange or the microscope