AUS POL - MEGA DRUNK ADDITION

If you made it this far, you are the the final wave againt the gooks. Let's regroup and exchange bants. Only super Aussies need apply.

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fuck off cunt I'm sleeping

Why do you worship the horizontal pussy?

Anyone want to place bets on how many degenerate hippy scumbags are going to overdose and die on bad drugs this weekend at Rainbow Serpent?

mate when arfe we gonna change that fuckin stupid anthem to the glorious waltzing matilda???!!

Dunno, but our anthem is fucking shit. Suggest better?

This

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Waltzing matilda who fuckin killed her sitting in the grass with a dagger up her arse. With the bird and the bees and the naked aboriginies you'll come a waltzing matilda with me.

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That sounds like something I would have heard in primary school. 11/10

BASED

Confirmed. But it seems unfair to other cuck nations.

When do we invade Indonesia?

>If you made it this far

Are you cunts tanked aready? Weak as fuck I just got home and ready to go. #HWNDU

Nah mate.
What is counterintelligence.
Oh please sir we are on our last legs... attack...

Based ozzy cunts. Australia was the best thing we ever did.

Probably because you did. You were a fucking loser in school if you didn't know the alternate Waltzing Matilda.

Your mum was the worst thing I ever did

This is savage. All other Anglos BTFO. The aesthetics are beyond what our fathers and sons could know. I am with you.

Drinking before my 8am class

are aussies degen like me?

The best thing you did was stay put in you cesspit and wave the best away from you on a boat the greener pastures.

Worse. Way worse. To the point it ise better and we don't put ourselves in pretentious position like you and "Oh dear, my class, better sharpen up for the sir."

You need to sober up and get some friends you stupid cunt

Gee thanks that makes me feel better about myself.

Fight me?

Night you glorious bastards. Fight the gooks.

>Be me
>went to the Adelaide Australia day parade today
>lefty wankers start protesting the change the date bullshit
>they're all white looking uni students, you know the gender studies type
>a group of drunk aboriginals decide to join them
>one elderly abo woman starts dancing to their chants, and shes one of them ones that hardly looks human.
>The bitch is absolutely cooked and she decides to take her top off
>her filthy dark weird looking wrinkly boobs start flopping around for all to see
>pretty sure she had long grey hairs growing out of them
>Barf.exe
>old white guy next to me yells out "put them things away ya disgusting bitch"
>could not stop laughing, pretty sure the cops took her away
>funniest and grossest shit I've seen all year
Happy Straya day cunts

not enough

went to a music festival once, never again - 3/4 of the people don't even give a shit about the music its just about getting fucked up and socializing/taking photos for Instagram omg so sophisticated I'm #camping at the festival in like a tent! xD

Take this cunt back.

What a bunch of sorry muppets! At least this year normies are getting pissed off at the 'change the date' retards lmao

All just looking for their MLK moment, shame they won't find it

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Whole Lotta Rosie > Thunderstruck

Ours was a little different at my school

Waltzing Matilda who bloody killed her lying in the grass with a donger up the arse
And she moaned and she groaned as she took it up the billabong
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me

Aussies are gay.

Waltzing Matilda who fucking killed her
Found her in the grass with a finger up her arse
Down came a copper with a dirty whopper
He came in Waltzing Matilda with me

Hey! Cunts and Foster's and that's not a knife and such. Do I fit in yet?

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Happy Straya day you magnificent cunts, I'm going to buy a pint of Fosters today to celebrate

I don't see fosters around very much.

Depressed as fuck. Sober today but drank 3 bottles of bourbon over the last three days. My life is awful. Gonna drive down to Maccas soon.

>Let's regroup and exchange bants.
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Its more available overseas than in Australia at pubs I think

Drive off a bridge instead haha

Thats the only Australian beer I can get from my local Byroslavian shop :(

Tempting.

shut up cunt

Make sure you get on Aussie Dash Cams when you take a header, cunt.

So how are the normies reacting to all the faggoty protester bullshit and whining for Australia day's date to be changed?