How do you guys deal with the friendzone?

how do you guys deal with the friendzone?

give her a viagra.

Find someone else and don't give a fuck about the one that friendzoned my ass

get a gf;)

grab her by the pussy

Build a wall.

Have no interaction with females whatsoever

Friends with benefits

Stop being friends.

Your entire approach is incorrect. Women don't want friends. Please read attached. Please.

how about you fuck off with those threads to okcupid or reddit

Top quality first post

Honestly I'm the one putting bitches in the friendzone, kind of sucks. It's always fatties.

Just be your self.

It's your own fault for getting into it. If you like her, ask her out. Just go do something with her. If you like spending time with her after that, keep at it. Form a relationship with her.

If she says she's not interested just move on. The key is realising that women get asked out all the time, it's not new or exciting for her. She won't be angry at you.

The only other advice I would ever give is shoot as high as possible, because even by spending time with high end women you're going to learn a lot more about yourself and how they work than you are with some generic Insta-slut. Go after your local 10 and work down from there.

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never been there bro. state your intentions clearly right away.

Stop chasing after chick's who friend zone you.

Cut them off and move on to the next.

>how do you guys deal with the friendzone?
By being their bestest best friend for ever and ever

toothpaste gets it

women are a dumb meme

Never been put there. What's it like?

By friendzoning first, and fast

by ignoring women and doing drugs alone

Nothing wrong with friendzone, I friendzone whiny loser nerds all the time.

>he doesn't know how to use a woman even after being in the friend zone
top kek you're useless

Friend zone is awesome. You continue to be her friend but make it clear you're not interested in her romantically. When you're not chasing her she'll react. Girls don't need your constant reminder you're into them.

It's stupid, but a lot of the alpha/beta dating advice actually works.

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This. Sacre blöö!

this. 2d waifus don't judge. embrace the anime redpill and you will never have to worry about being friendzoned.

Get to know someone for like a week at most before asking them out. If you think you might have any interest in a relationship with this person then go for it. Waiting invariably leads to "I don't want to ruin our friendship" from whichever party is uninterested. Believe me, you need to act faster than you are. Additionally, if you don't already put effort into your appearance already then start doing it. I'm not saying you don't already, but it is Sup Forums so you never know.

Tell her you have enough friends and go no contact.

The whole concept of "Friendzone" it's the kind of stupid thing you use to justify the fact that someone simply doesn't likes you in a romantic way, your life is sad.

Have actual sex appeal and never let that happen in the first place. Make your first encounters decisively as a romantic or sexual pursuit as this is where she decides your potential. Hit the ground running and try to set up the foundation for a relationship after you've got her hooked. Don't fuck it up and start later when she sees you as a brother.

This, and if she's really your friend she'll help you fuck her friends too.

Anyway, when you're "friendzoned" girls don't really want to be your friends they just want to find a way to politely tell you to fuck of and that: this pussy is closed for you, user.

You'd better stop bothering her and fuck off.

You dont stay in it. Move in or move out.

Rape.

Just enter the rape-zone instead.

Just treat them like a friend, and I don't mean acquaintance or whatever, like one of your 'bros' if you will.

Don't treat her like you would treat a girl you're after, don't pay anything for her, don't act jealous or creepy if she talks about guys she's with and talk to her about the girls you are fucking or whatever. Crack jokes, say bad words, just talk with her like your best friend and show that you are confident being just friends. Chances are she will end up fucking since she'll see you as someone she does want to fuck rather than some orbiter just wanting to compliment her and white knight her. All girls want to fuck, they just don't want to feel like sluts for doing so.

If you don't fuck her, at least you'll get a good friend that will be your connection to lots of easy pussy. Think bigger.

Yes! there are a lot of women out there. No reason to cling to that one

i stop being a shitty orbiter with no life and take chances with other girls

Damn, you beat me to it by one.

All my friends are guys, the only women I interact with, in any real meaningful sense, are family, work-related, and hookers.

All other women I was friends with I've completely disregarded, except one and she disregarded me because of her jealous boyfriend (which I think is perfectly reasonable behaviour).

As a sidenote, I once thought I was friendzoned by a girl and ended up in an 18 month relationship with her. Way too much hassle for me to be fucked with again though.

Tell the girl you have a guy friend for fun and if shes not down for sex she can kick rocks

This advice would be good if it weren't given to a most likely autist who struggles talking to girls. I'd like to add to at least have some rapport before OP just asks out a random girl who has not yet developed/demonstrated an interest for him. Just asking a random girl out on the first encounter is for pick up artists ready to see trial and error.

Make it a friends with benedicks

Avoiding life.

Yeah most guys have no fucking clue the sheer quantity of attention women get. Guys are constantly hitting on them, asking them out here there anywhere. Seriously, ask a girl to show you her messages list. It's unbelievable. Even when she tells everyone she's in a commited relationship, they still ask her out.

I know this one girl, she's fwb with this guy that, in her words, "is the sweetest guy ever, just amazing and I want him in my life forever". 2 years theyve had casual sex a couple times a month and go out 3-4 times a week. Yet, when I ask why she doesn't pursue something with him "I just don't feel that spark". Why? Cause he put his emotions out too much. Believe me, if she felt anything for him, she'd fucking let him know.

Pic related. Be the dog in shades. Girl tells you she's got a date? Don't get butthurt or act passive possessive. "Cool, is he hot?" "Send me a pic of you two when you're out!" Most times the other guy will be put off. They won't usually respond well and their lack of confidence will reduce them in her eyes while elevating you.

Don't let them get a rise. Says you're gonna meet up at 8 but then at 7 says she feels tired? "OK sleep well".

I'd give anything to have a friend.

Not true. If they want you to fuck off, they won't hang out with you. If you're friend zoned it means you're actually a friend in an ongoing relationship. Being told of with "uh you're just a friend" and no continuing actual friendship is just called being politely rejected.

Break out of it by being something of an asshole.

The real problem is if you are in the friend zone you probably aren't aggressive enough in the first place. Go find a new girl and be a bit more aggressive. Basically the friend zone means she has seen too much of the stuff that doesnt make her wet out of you and her opinion of you is cemented. And it doesnt get her wet.

You can break out of her preconceptions but that is harder to do then meet someone new. So if you are not confident with meeting someone new and being able to do that breaking out is probably beyond you.

Most women arent real friends though.

>This advice would be good if it weren't given to a most likely autist who struggles talking to girls

No text on the internet is ever going to fix your autism. If you won't work on it, no one else can do it for you.

I swear pussy faggots these days want a guide for everything. I'm surprised some of these fucks manage to breathe on their own.

I'll be your friend

Grab her by the pussy

Burger knows what's up. Girls only like orbiters for the reassurance now and then. Have your own drive, destiny, confidence and let it show.

You can be kind, caring, etc., without being pathetic.

Also biggest piece of advice: don't give advice! Chicks don't need you to solve their problems. They want to be held and heard. Idiot boss does something bad? Don't tell her how to handle it. Ask questions. "Wow, that sounds rough. What's your plan?"

Just listening, reaffirming her, asking questions, not rising to her bs - all this shit works just like in the books.

Drink alcohol and text her, start flirting a bit and if she doesn't like it tell her that you have had enough of her shit and you just want to bang

She will naturally be attracted to that... Unless you are a fat spic

That's a great consolidation of factual information. Thank you.

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>a week
>appearance
Dude, you know nothing about attracting women. The only thing women are concerned with is good emotions from a man who believes he's enough. Long term they may catch on to your bullshit, but that's all that's required to breach their panties.

Don't get involved in the first place, unless of course you're aiming for the friendzone.

Fuck her friends. If she is a good friend she would wingman that shit for you.

Why would a man want to be friends with a woman?

Women and men don't mix well, unless the woman is submissive to the man. In which case she is being banged by him

If you are friend zoned, the man is being submissive and sexually frustrated. The woman is fucking you for your time and attention

You dont deal with it at all.

Its shes yours or shes not. Simpel as that. Whore wants to profit from you but not provide anything. Its like keeping you on leash.

Are you a dog?ARE YOU A GOOD BOY?

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I don't hang around women unless I'm fucking them.

Wrong board bro

>"send me a pic of you two when you're out"
>"I-I definitely don't care and I'm t-totally cool with this you know!"

Most of what you said is right but that's overdoing it, borderline cuck behavior

I'm not giving him advice on how to slay. I'm giving him advice on how to avoid the friendzone. If you avoid putting yourself anywhere near it then you're golden. Besides that bit of near useless advice from me, and the shit everyone else is spewing in this thread, it's entirely on his shoulders to learn how to attract women. I won't help potential competition beyond that point

Build a wall. Then suddenly that freedom she had before will seem really important.

This. Most of the time she'll likely tell the other guy, and they'll laugh together and bond over how pathetically interested in her you are.

Just fuck off and never look back. If you stay or try to get out you will never achieve anything. And if you do get out you will be a beta provider for her while she goes to practice 'yoga' with Tyrone.

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